Jarrin Paryzek
@jptheeug.bsky.social
Good talk, I’ll see you out there. #UARK Alum
The new thing to do for NFL picks/gambling content is when you get a pick wrong you just always say, “This was the right side! Team X fucked us!”
Which means you picked the wrong side.
Which means you picked the wrong side.
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The new thing to do for NFL picks/gambling content is when you get a pick wrong you just always say, “This was the right side! Team X fucked us!”
Which means you picked the wrong side.
Which means you picked the wrong side.
Yesterday, I completed the internet’s least anticipated EOY music list. I have not been keeping up with rap like I have in years past. I hope to change that 2026. But another fun year of music. The alt-countryification of emo has continued. Two more years of this and I’m calling it sixth wave
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Yesterday, I completed the internet’s least anticipated EOY music list. I have not been keeping up with rap like I have in years past. I hope to change that 2026. But another fun year of music. The alt-countryification of emo has continued. Two more years of this and I’m calling it sixth wave
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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ICE, America's Gestapo, is not a law enforcement agency that sometimes goes too far. Its entire purpose is violence and terror.
Every agent who puts on that uniform does so because they want to participate in a system designed to get the outcome we saw today in Minneapolis.
Every agent who puts on that uniform does so because they want to participate in a system designed to get the outcome we saw today in Minneapolis.
January 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
ICE, America's Gestapo, is not a law enforcement agency that sometimes goes too far. Its entire purpose is violence and terror.
Every agent who puts on that uniform does so because they want to participate in a system designed to get the outcome we saw today in Minneapolis.
Every agent who puts on that uniform does so because they want to participate in a system designed to get the outcome we saw today in Minneapolis.
Him and Colson are going to strike out 500 times and hit 80 bombs
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Him and Colson are going to strike out 500 times and hit 80 bombs
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
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Do it, Michigan
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Do it, Michigan
Three of my favorite emo records to come out past 5 or so years feel very lost to time. And it is a damn shame!
Somos - Prison on a Hill
I’m Glad It’s You - Every Sun, Every Moon
Barely Civil - I’ll Figure This Out
Somos - Prison on a Hill
I’m Glad It’s You - Every Sun, Every Moon
Barely Civil - I’ll Figure This Out
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Three of my favorite emo records to come out past 5 or so years feel very lost to time. And it is a damn shame!
Somos - Prison on a Hill
I’m Glad It’s You - Every Sun, Every Moon
Barely Civil - I’ll Figure This Out
Somos - Prison on a Hill
I’m Glad It’s You - Every Sun, Every Moon
Barely Civil - I’ll Figure This Out
Sox are getting their #RochsOff in July. #FavoredByLeoXIV
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sox are getting their #RochsOff in July. #FavoredByLeoXIV
Going to the theatre to watch 4+ hours of Kill Bill tonight in protest of this development
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Going to the theatre to watch 4+ hours of Kill Bill tonight in protest of this development
Ain’t No Half-Steppin for the Hogs 2026 and beyond
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ain’t No Half-Steppin for the Hogs 2026 and beyond
Vooch was falling apart in the 4th and being bullied by Clingan (lotta folks do) but he was having a horrible 4th quarter. Game winner. That is the Vooch experience
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Vooch was falling apart in the 4th and being bullied by Clingan (lotta folks do) but he was having a horrible 4th quarter. Game winner. That is the Vooch experience
Many White Sox people gave up on Hagen Smith🐗🐗. Not me. DEALING in the AFL.
They wah wah about not drafting Konnor Griffin. We have Konnor Griffin at home, kids.
They wah wah about not drafting Konnor Griffin. We have Konnor Griffin at home, kids.
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Many White Sox people gave up on Hagen Smith🐗🐗. Not me. DEALING in the AFL.
They wah wah about not drafting Konnor Griffin. We have Konnor Griffin at home, kids.
They wah wah about not drafting Konnor Griffin. We have Konnor Griffin at home, kids.
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There’s $5 billion sitting in a SNAP contingency fund. It’s money that could keep families fed during a shutdown. USDA isn’t using those funds. And French Hill and his pals are doing nothing.
We’re paying taxes. They’re playing politics.
The result, kids go hungry while cash sits in a bank.
We’re paying taxes. They’re playing politics.
The result, kids go hungry while cash sits in a bank.
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There’s $5 billion sitting in a SNAP contingency fund. It’s money that could keep families fed during a shutdown. USDA isn’t using those funds. And French Hill and his pals are doing nothing.
We’re paying taxes. They’re playing politics.
The result, kids go hungry while cash sits in a bank.
We’re paying taxes. They’re playing politics.
The result, kids go hungry while cash sits in a bank.
At least this will put the nail in Bobby P’s HC coffin
October 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
At least this will put the nail in Bobby P’s HC coffin
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Mamdani is already reducing crime in New York.
October 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Mamdani is already reducing crime in New York.
Came back to this for the first time since ‘22. What a great record. When I’m listening to a lot of new music, I
swing from brand new to very old reliables. And I neglect tunes I loved just three years ago. bignothin.bandcamp.com/album/dog-ho...
swing from brand new to very old reliables. And I neglect tunes I loved just three years ago. bignothin.bandcamp.com/album/dog-ho...
Dog Hours, by Big Nothing
10 track album
bignothin.bandcamp.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Came back to this for the first time since ‘22. What a great record. When I’m listening to a lot of new music, I
swing from brand new to very old reliables. And I neglect tunes I loved just three years ago. bignothin.bandcamp.com/album/dog-ho...
swing from brand new to very old reliables. And I neglect tunes I loved just three years ago. bignothin.bandcamp.com/album/dog-ho...
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Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
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just drink High Life cowards
The Anheuser-Busch beer has overtaken rival Modelo Especial in US retail sales by volume for the year-to-date ending on September 14, according to data from Circana seen by CNN: https://cnn.it/4mvxgfQ
September 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
just drink High Life cowards
It is over. Fire Pittman
September 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It is over. Fire Pittman
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i don’t think they’re actually interested in making america healthy again, guys
Look at the drastic cuts President Trump asked Congress to throw at the CDC.
He wanted zeroing out of all funding for chronic diseases, birth defects/developmental disorders, and injury prevention, and occupational health and a 65% reduction for environmental health at CDC...
He wanted zeroing out of all funding for chronic diseases, birth defects/developmental disorders, and injury prevention, and occupational health and a 65% reduction for environmental health at CDC...
September 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i don’t think they’re actually interested in making america healthy again, guys
Ange is getting sacked before Boxing Day
September 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ange is getting sacked before Boxing Day
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Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
September 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
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The people who are penalized by a government shutdown:
1. Federal employees excepted from furloughs who work w/out pay
2. New applicants for federal benefits
3. Recipients of WIC, SNAP, Head Start
4. Veterans requiring anything besides health benefits
The poor, elderly & disabled suffer most.
1. Federal employees excepted from furloughs who work w/out pay
2. New applicants for federal benefits
3. Recipients of WIC, SNAP, Head Start
4. Veterans requiring anything besides health benefits
The poor, elderly & disabled suffer most.
Everyone & I do mean everyone in America: Shut the government down
A growing number of us every day: Yeah lol forever
Most Americans: Shut up commies
Leadership Democrats: We will never shut this government down, our name plaques & desks that fash literally shit on are all we have in this life
A growing number of us every day: Yeah lol forever
Most Americans: Shut up commies
Leadership Democrats: We will never shut this government down, our name plaques & desks that fash literally shit on are all we have in this life
September 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The people who are penalized by a government shutdown:
1. Federal employees excepted from furloughs who work w/out pay
2. New applicants for federal benefits
3. Recipients of WIC, SNAP, Head Start
4. Veterans requiring anything besides health benefits
The poor, elderly & disabled suffer most.
1. Federal employees excepted from furloughs who work w/out pay
2. New applicants for federal benefits
3. Recipients of WIC, SNAP, Head Start
4. Veterans requiring anything besides health benefits
The poor, elderly & disabled suffer most.