Julian Pinzer
jpinzer.me
Julian Pinzer
@jpinzer.me
OSS Security @ Microsoft
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the one thing i like about generative ai is when it is wrong. because it is always very, very funny. it is so confident and so enthusiastic while failing, like the very best clown.

so, i'm here to tell you that there MAY be NOTHING FUNNIER than asking ai to do ASCII drawings.

here's donald duck:
October 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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We're taking action to make the npm supply chain stronger and harder to attack. 🛡️

Check out our plan to create a more secure future for the JavaScript community.👇
https://github.blog/security/supply-chain-security/our-plan-for-a-more-secure-npm-supply-chain/
Our plan for a more secure npm supply chain
GitHub is strengthening npm's security with stricter authentication, granular tokens, and enhanced trusted publishing.
github.blog
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life
August 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
@samreich.bsky.social @dropout.tv wanted to let you know that searching for dropout merch online returns this website in the results and it doesn't seem official
dropoutmerchs.com
June 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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All the lefties fled to Bluesky following Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover. But CEO Jay Graber says the app is for everyone—and could revolutionize how people communicate online. www.wired.com/story/big-in...
Bluesky Is Plotting a Total Takeover of the Social Internet
All the lefties fled to Bluesky following Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover. But CEO Jay Graber says the app is for everyone—and could revolutionize how people communicate online.
www.wired.com
May 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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just eat the bay leaf. nothing matters.
May 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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On April 18, the Old North Church—where two lanterns once sparked the American revolution—will ring its bells for democracy.

I hope houses of worship across the country will join them in this nationwide call to protect our freedom.

Learn how your congregation can take part.
Join the Movement — Let Freedom Ring
www.letfreedomring.live
April 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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March 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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You know who should've won an Oscar last night? The person who designed the little 'Gravity on / off' buttons in Alien Romulus.
March 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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gritty has seized control of the federal government
February 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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“Babe, you don’t get it. See, the bones are the skeletons money. The worms are also their money. Bones = dollars. They can also pull your hair up but NOT out, because they’ll turn to bones. And get this, they came from out of the ground AND all over because underground there’s half as much food.”
December 6, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Hi Bluesky!
I just set up my domain devs.foo as a community handle thanks to the great work that @samuel.bsky.team did!
Feel free to use it!
#Developers
devs.foo - get your community handle for Bluesky
get your own devs.foo handle
devs.foo
November 14, 2024 at 9:05 PM