Joshua Alan Doetsch
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Joshua Alan Doetsch
@joshuadoetsch.bsky.social
Video game and tabletop scrivnomancer. Senior Writer at Funcom (Dune: Awakening and Conan Exiles). Friend to corvids and cephalopods. He/Him
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My story “The Strange Addiction of Johnny Peculiar”is now available on this anthology.
Now Available: Accursed Tales fiction anthology for #Curseborne!
theonyxpath.com/now-availabl...
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Gah! I pulled an all nighter for work… and now I must escape the accursed sun!
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My wife and I couldn’t help but notice you from across the bar. Can we tempt you into marathoning THE LORD OF THE RINGS Extended Cut with us?
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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🖤🖤🖤 Happy Birthday, KARLOFF! 🖤🖤🖤
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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even if your family is terrible there are better ways to get out of hosting thanksgiving than burning down your house
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo and bow tie with his face painted .
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November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Is it even an 80’s cartoon if the intro doesn’t feature the main character saying, “Only [BLANK] and [BLANK] know my secret.”?
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Let me tell you about necropants…
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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It's Curseborne day! Go get your copy!!
The Curseborne Core Rulebook from @theonyxpath.bsky.social is now available in PDF and Hardcover!

Get it here: tinyurl.com/jjyevuuv

In Curseborne, monsters are real. And you play as one.
#ttrpgs #horrorgame
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
“Dadda?”

*hideous monster voice* “There is no Dadda! Gozer the Gozerian, the Trrraveler has come! Choose… choose the form and flavor of your bath time soda!”

“…”

“…”

“…you’re funny, Dadda.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Horradorable! I've never been so scareoused."
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Our recent murder mystery storyline, broken down into a lovely little noir.

#DuneAwakening
A Killer On The Loose in Dune Awakening... | Solo Pt. 14
YouTube video by Eradicati0n
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November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Just me and my kid playing that classic children’s game: Baldwin IV of Jerusalem.
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM