turgidApproach
@joshhull.bsky.social
Nebulous where it counts
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turgidApproach
@joshhull.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Pretense but it’s just me getting ready to be unnerved
Imagine if we didn’t have garbage presidents in our lifetime. We were so close to universal living wage. We could have lifted every other nation.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Imagine if we didn’t have garbage presidents in our lifetime. We were so close to universal living wage. We could have lifted every other nation.
Mail in your bladder. They have to do something.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Mail in your bladder. They have to do something.
Fuck you & the horse that rode in here on you
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Fuck you & the horse that rode in here on you
Sycophants pay homage to the illusory king. If he was representing his electorate, he would have died trying to eliminate the actual threat.
Look, elected Dems like Schumer and Jeffries have gone into the Oval Office and given Trump actual material concessions and gotten rejected and beclowned. Mamdani’s just playing a different game. He didn’t have anything to negotiate. He just had to turn on the charm and it worked.
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sycophants pay homage to the illusory king. If he was representing his electorate, he would have died trying to eliminate the actual threat.
Tits out to save humanity. Mine are hairy, but I’m in, y’all
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tits out to save humanity. Mine are hairy, but I’m in, y’all
AI but it just pays the bills at the end of the month. #fuckOligarchy
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
AI but it just pays the bills at the end of the month. #fuckOligarchy
Don’t fuck this up. Or do. Privilege
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Don’t fuck this up. Or do. Privilege
Live long enough you will eventually put a fire out on a boat
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Live long enough you will eventually put a fire out on a boat
Barbie gleefully showing up to the premier because it was all Ken Burns.
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Barbie gleefully showing up to the premier because it was all Ken Burns.
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you’re in her DMs. i’m DMing for a bunch of nerds. we are not on the same quest
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
you’re in her DMs. i’m DMing for a bunch of nerds. we are not on the same quest
When we were younger, war criminal nepobaby Bush W at least tried but failed with “No Child Left Behind”. Strive for the mediocre, folks. We can get back there if we exhaust ourselves with consuming abandon.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
When we were younger, war criminal nepobaby Bush W at least tried but failed with “No Child Left Behind”. Strive for the mediocre, folks. We can get back there if we exhaust ourselves with consuming abandon.
I don’t want a verified check, I want a vilified check, showing I was once famous enough to be cancelled
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I don’t want a verified check, I want a vilified check, showing I was once famous enough to be cancelled
I just want to know what kind of day the first person to eat an oyster was having
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I just want to know what kind of day the first person to eat an oyster was having
Friends on the internet should follow rules to prove they are real friends, right, imaginary panda who is always sharp during the electric tuba solo?
when you close comments you close the door on FRIENDSHIP
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Friends on the internet should follow rules to prove they are real friends, right, imaginary panda who is always sharp during the electric tuba solo?
If you feel old on here
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If you feel old on here
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Nothing will happen to any of the prominent people who continued to fraternize with Jeffrey Epstein after he was convicted of sex trafficking. Here’s why cancel culture has gone too far.
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Nothing will happen to any of the prominent people who continued to fraternize with Jeffrey Epstein after he was convicted of sex trafficking. Here’s why cancel culture has gone too far.
My new hobby is watching actual celebrities attempt to engage on Friday Night Bluesky. Oh, you poor human. It’s also yours.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My new hobby is watching actual celebrities attempt to engage on Friday Night Bluesky. Oh, you poor human. It’s also yours.
You. Yes, you! Work harder and pay more taxes.
Demon Donald is dodging the Epstein questions by taking another taxpayer funded weekend golf vacation at his property in Florida, where he trafficked young women for decades.
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You. Yes, you! Work harder and pay more taxes.
Cheeto doth smell worse
In the last years of his life, Henry VIII’s legs were covered with ulcerous wounds so noxious people could smell him three rooms away, yet none of his underlings dared mention it out of fear of his rage. Thinking about that for no particular reason.
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Cheeto doth smell worse
So Clinton can tell us who was better, Lewinsky or Cheeto?
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So Clinton can tell us who was better, Lewinsky or Cheeto?
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
No GOAT can ever respectfully do a Ninja product ad. Brady should melt his Super Bowl rings down and make a George Foreman grill out of them.
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
No GOAT can ever respectfully do a Ninja product ad. Brady should melt his Super Bowl rings down and make a George Foreman grill out of them.
Fan A: unadorned
Fan B: standard
Fan C: damnit, why can’t I think of a word that means luxurious. I swear to god if Suzanne comes up with another catchy marketing term to denote our premium fan I’m going to tattoo her uvula with an artistic representations of Benoit’s pit stains on demo day. Christ.
Fan B: standard
Fan C: damnit, why can’t I think of a word that means luxurious. I swear to god if Suzanne comes up with another catchy marketing term to denote our premium fan I’m going to tattoo her uvula with an artistic representations of Benoit’s pit stains on demo day. Christ.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Fan A: unadorned
Fan B: standard
Fan C: damnit, why can’t I think of a word that means luxurious. I swear to god if Suzanne comes up with another catchy marketing term to denote our premium fan I’m going to tattoo her uvula with an artistic representations of Benoit’s pit stains on demo day. Christ.
Fan B: standard
Fan C: damnit, why can’t I think of a word that means luxurious. I swear to god if Suzanne comes up with another catchy marketing term to denote our premium fan I’m going to tattoo her uvula with an artistic representations of Benoit’s pit stains on demo day. Christ.
If you have daughter(s) that you love this should upset you. If you have a mother, this should upset you. If you are a human being, this should upset you. Write down the names of the enablers, the apologists, and the profiteers. You can still act, for now.
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you have daughter(s) that you love this should upset you. If you have a mother, this should upset you. If you are a human being, this should upset you. Write down the names of the enablers, the apologists, and the profiteers. You can still act, for now.
Holy shit I almost replied
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Holy shit I almost replied