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Live long enough you will eventually put a fire out on a boat
Sunlight shines on a boat throttle, completely melted and covered with life-saving fire retardant.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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My pencil sketches depicting the rhythm method of contraception makes me the worlds best
An abandoned refrigerator sits on a curb waiting to be repurposed or landfill. It is sunny, and only one drawer label is visible. Zoomed in, the label says, Pull-out Drawer
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Guinness in Dublin is perfection in a pint. The import in the States is fine, but do yourself a flavor and get here as soon as you can.
A perfectly poured pint with College Green Hotel’s Mint Bar in a muted background
June 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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When the trees in Texas get so fed up with the constant storms and fling their young at neighbors like a fire isn’t approaching
A healthy pine branch, flush with emerald needles, hangs vertically against an elder pine, sacrificially discarded to keep momma tree alive. She will not be immediately consumed by voles and termites, but her end is past, and the bloom fades. Our hero is exhausted from yet another storm cleanup, and wish we had collectively yet humbly bent a learned knee to science generations ago. Cling to another sad tree yet longer, sweet princess. Soon it will be hot, and you could be thankful for this quick passing.
May 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Rain hit hard at the back shed. Equipment put up in a dang ‘ol hurry
The Kubota tractor, a yard tractor towing a cart with a high-end pressure washer, our hero’s Chevy, and the Stihl zero-turn are all nestled under cover when a big storm hit. Lots of orange, some black and grey, but the daylight in the storm casts a pallor of cherished but absent sun, darkening hues.
May 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Yes, this would make your tire flat. Sharpened and angled plate steel. No fun.
May 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Not that I have any interest, just that there happens to be a shovel here.
The left third of the photo has a clean steel shovel with a green fiberglass handle, propped against a resilient and future majestic, pine.
April 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Vacation is overrated.
Crushed thumb under 4200PSI Thumb hours later, will certainly lose the nail but hopefully will not have to excise.
March 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Come enjoy a nice campfire. Sure, it’s raining on us as I type this, but that’s just the state of things these days, innit?
Sure it’s a solo stove in the foreground, but some larger trunks are propped well out of stage left.
February 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Many of us are yet lost in the machina of this early tuber transport technology, which we refer to as spud web
A pensive point guard dribbling toward pressure, Spud Webb, despite his height, remains a household name for genX.
January 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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May this gentleman win with his team today.
Deandre Hopkins’ signature on a photo of him catching a pass well behind him with Amukamura of the Giants in defense. Hopkins is shown during his tenure as the Texans’ best Wide Receiver. Today, Hopkins starts for the Chiefs, the best team in all of football, in all of time.
January 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Fuck Deer Valley all the way through their golden underpants. I don’t ski, and neither should you.
A photo of gridlock on a mountain ignorant believers don’t deserve.
December 31, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Bit hard to see in the shadow, but Park City bans snowboarding.
A bus stop has both the city name and art depicting snowboarding. The Rockies tower in the distance.
December 31, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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She caught her birthday fish
Eldest daughter in the foreground holds up a keeper bass, standing before the grassy spot in the pond where she knew they might be feeding.
December 23, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Matrix be glitchy
We ain’t bitchy
Girls gon be happy,
Dad he’s earned nappy
December 14, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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Come here. Let me share a little secret. You see all that sunshiny goodness out there? We take a little stroll? This carpet? Still pristine. I could drag a streak they would name the Browns after.
Holly dog is a brown mutt in the foreground, eagerly leaning in to show desire to go on a walk and not sully her seasonally suggestive surroundings.
December 10, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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Bluesky butterfly go for launch. Embiggenate to see her in all her glory.
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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Steam punk but rather than tranquility being disrupted by leaf blowers, it’s a failed first round NFL QB draft pick who instead self-titles award-winning educational fellatio pornography. Yard tool NFL fusion wordplay skeets should rarely be posted; a lesson for you all.
A young man holds a personalized jersey with no future.
November 15, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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When pressed for my stage name, I blurted out the second thing that popped into my mind:

Candy-Ass Omens!
A conservative influencer I know little about other than that her name is the basis of this horrid skeet. Shame, name, shame.
November 15, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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A stunning Irish actor locks eyes with an audience member to his left. Colin is a great father, if you didn't know. Any idea if he eats mexican food?
November 15, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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Nice 4 out of six inches of water. Fall bite is definitely picking up.
A four pound largemouth bass on a scale in the foreground. A tiny slit of a creek behind her where she was immediately returned unharmed.
October 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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Out, like out, out, and this happens
A screenshot of an Amazon order that hits 420 on the dot. Who even are we right now?
October 11, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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Our latest security puzzle just launched.
A stark image of a USB bridge with two clearly unique USB drives inserted into two of four slots. The bridge is not connected to anything, harkening to both Heisenberg and Ouroboros. Go Chiefs!
September 20, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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Not quite five
A largemouth bass caught on a baby bass zoom fluke that weighs 4.85 pounds measured by the scale in the photo
September 14, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Good morning
The view from a breakfast spot in Playa. Calm seas stretch to the horizon beneath happy clouds enjoying a morning breeze. In the distance the resorts on Cozumel thrust from otherwise unbroken waters.
September 5, 2024 at 12:59 PM