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Josh Dobbin
@joshdobbin.bsky.social
· Oct 12
Father's Day (Josh Dobbin)
YouTube video by Josh Dobbin
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My pinned post: A story I got to tell at a Mark Twain Storytelling event at the Twain House & Museum: youtu.be/PameYRkyh9U?...
fuck every reporter in that room who, after that answer, did not interrupt her every remark with "Quiet, piggy!"
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
fuck every reporter in that room who, after that answer, did not interrupt her every remark with "Quiet, piggy!"
No notes.
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Know this about me, President Trump: I love our Constitution and I will never give up the ship. 🇺🇸
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Know this about me, President Trump: I love our Constitution and I will never give up the ship. 🇺🇸
Gonna build a Raspberry Pi running only an Intellivision emulator, housed inside a gutted Intellivision console, with the actual Intellivision controllers, that has the full catalog of every Intellivision game ever made & precisely ZERO of my IRL friends will care or want to play.
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Gonna build a Raspberry Pi running only an Intellivision emulator, housed inside a gutted Intellivision console, with the actual Intellivision controllers, that has the full catalog of every Intellivision game ever made & precisely ZERO of my IRL friends will care or want to play.
Unpurchased
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Original X-Box hooked up to a Sony Glasstron set of video-display glasses. I am the COOLEST GUY IN 1997.
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Original X-Box hooked up to a Sony Glasstron set of video-display glasses. I am the COOLEST GUY IN 1997.
fuck every organization, brand, and media outlet that still posts and "advertises" on X.
An X user asks Elon Musk why they’re seeing tweets from left-wing lawmakers.
Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
fuck every organization, brand, and media outlet that still posts and "advertises" on X.
"Hi, Sharks! so who's willing to put the NEW in chanNEWkah, and LIGHT THE WAY to an easier, safer, candle-free holiday?"
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"Hi, Sharks! so who's willing to put the NEW in chanNEWkah, and LIGHT THE WAY to an easier, safer, candle-free holiday?"
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U.S. legislators: "Soldiers and sailors, if you are ordered to kill someone and you believe the order is unlawful, don't do it. Remember your oath to The Constitution.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
U.S. legislators: "Soldiers and sailors, if you are ordered to kill someone and you believe the order is unlawful, don't do it. Remember your oath to The Constitution.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
Do yourself a favor:give yourself the gift of this brilliant hour. The volume & layers &progressions& recursions of jokes that stand alone but also loop back on or modify each other act as a kind of force multiplier of funny in the most delightful way. @myqkaplan.bsky.social knocks it outta the park
Myq Kaplan - Rini [2025] | FULL SPECIAL
YouTube video by Blonde Medicine
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November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Do yourself a favor:give yourself the gift of this brilliant hour. The volume & layers &progressions& recursions of jokes that stand alone but also loop back on or modify each other act as a kind of force multiplier of funny in the most delightful way. @myqkaplan.bsky.social knocks it outta the park
How are we ever going to unfuck ALL of the things they've fucked beyond recognition? There will have to be a whole new "Department of Decency."
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
How are we ever going to unfuck ALL of the things they've fucked beyond recognition? There will have to be a whole new "Department of Decency."
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The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
My senator, with the proper energy.
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My senator, with the proper energy.
11:20 appointment at the ortho, it's 12:10 and I'm still in the little room waiting. 😡😡😡
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
11:20 appointment at the ortho, it's 12:10 and I'm still in the little room waiting. 😡😡😡
X: THE EVERYTHING SHOE
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
X: THE EVERYTHING SHOE
In which @jesszafarris.bsky.social relays a tale of finding out *just* how "beyond" an encounter at BED BATH AND BEYOND can go. This show is my favorite thing on all of Youtube.
The strangest quirks of the English language
YouTube video by Words Unravelled with RobWords and Jess Zafarris
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November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
In which @jesszafarris.bsky.social relays a tale of finding out *just* how "beyond" an encounter at BED BATH AND BEYOND can go. This show is my favorite thing on all of Youtube.
It's crazy that Erwin Schrödinger is known for the cat thing, and not his equation that solves all of reality. Crazier still that nobody talks about how he was a MONSTROUS PEDOPHILE and predator who felt that his own genius should grant him a "get out of jail free" card. Dude was vile.
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It's crazy that Erwin Schrödinger is known for the cat thing, and not his equation that solves all of reality. Crazier still that nobody talks about how he was a MONSTROUS PEDOPHILE and predator who felt that his own genius should grant him a "get out of jail free" card. Dude was vile.
Are wild horses REALLY that much of a deterrent?
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Are wild horses REALLY that much of a deterrent?
The limitations of the 4 color separation process and cheap paper, along with the "hand-off" to letterers created a visual language & form that is more immediate & enjoyable than high-fidelity printing and digital composition. The older comics process made a more solid thing, in the end total.
Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The limitations of the 4 color separation process and cheap paper, along with the "hand-off" to letterers created a visual language & form that is more immediate & enjoyable than high-fidelity printing and digital composition. The older comics process made a more solid thing, in the end total.
This looks like a cartoony scene from a dystopian Cannon Films movie from 1983.
Donald Trump’s meeting with Mohammed bin Salman was a grim update on the status of the political change in both their countries, Graeme Wood argues:
Trump’s Self-Damning Response to a Legitimate Question
The president scolded a reporter for “embarrassing” Mohammed bin Salman. But MBS seemed less aggrieved than Trump.
bit.ly
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This looks like a cartoony scene from a dystopian Cannon Films movie from 1983.
Remembering my friend Steve Lightle, on his birthday today. He was a brilliant artist who LOVED his craft, but beyond that, he was a kind, decent, good man and a loving dad & grandfather, gone far too soon. 💔
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Remembering my friend Steve Lightle, on his birthday today. He was a brilliant artist who LOVED his craft, but beyond that, he was a kind, decent, good man and a loving dad & grandfather, gone far too soon. 💔
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ME: *telling a joke*
SARA: haha
SARAH: hahah
SARA: haha
SARAH: hahah
April 29, 2023 at 11:52 PM
ME: *telling a joke*
SARA: haha
SARAH: hahah
SARA: haha
SARAH: hahah
The alerts on when to put a flag to half staff and when to raise it are a weird, weird game of "Simon Says."
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The alerts on when to put a flag to half staff and when to raise it are a weird, weird game of "Simon Says."
The most disturbing part of THE TERMINATOR is that Sarah Connor falls in love and does it with a guy who is wearing a filthy, poop-stained, vomit-encrusted pair of pants stolen from a hobo.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The most disturbing part of THE TERMINATOR is that Sarah Connor falls in love and does it with a guy who is wearing a filthy, poop-stained, vomit-encrusted pair of pants stolen from a hobo.
Appointment TV.. or whatever screen you prefer.
Myq is to wordplay intricate joke writing what Eddie Van Halen was to guitar solos. Seek it out!
Myq is to wordplay intricate joke writing what Eddie Van Halen was to guitar solos. Seek it out!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
My new one-hour stand-up special “Rini” debuts on YouTube at 8pm eastern time and I am super excited about it!
A long time coming, my first hour special in over a decade and the first one ever co-created with my wonderful partner Rini!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
My new one-hour stand-up special “Rini” debuts on YouTube at 8pm eastern time and I am super excited about it!
A long time coming, my first hour special in over a decade and the first one ever co-created with my wonderful partner Rini!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Appointment TV.. or whatever screen you prefer.
Myq is to wordplay intricate joke writing what Eddie Van Halen was to guitar solos. Seek it out!
Myq is to wordplay intricate joke writing what Eddie Van Halen was to guitar solos. Seek it out!