JosephScrimshaw
@josephscrimshaw.bsky.social
Filmmaker, writer, comedian, other nouns. A frozen pizza + a martini = a gourmet meal (he/him)
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We had a fantastic response to our celebratory premiere of our horror film DEAD MEDIA in Minneapolis. Now we're working on getting the film out to the world. If you want to get updates on screenings, streaming, physical media, you can join our mailing list here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Today I finished tweaks to our horror film, DEAD MEDIA. As a reward, I opened a book I got on eBay a year ago. Probably my first encounter with horror: checking this book out from the public library. A bonus that this copy was stamped REJECT. Thanks for the inspiration, Reject Dracula.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Today I finished tweaks to our horror film, DEAD MEDIA. As a reward, I opened a book I got on eBay a year ago. Probably my first encounter with horror: checking this book out from the public library. A bonus that this copy was stamped REJECT. Thanks for the inspiration, Reject Dracula.
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PORTLAND: come on down to the Tesla store this Saturday for the #NoTrillionaires national day of action!
I'll be there from 11am to 1pm, with music and bubbles and sign-making supplies. Bring friends and family, and remind our neighbors their Tesla funds fascism!
actionnetwork.org/events/tesla...
I'll be there from 11am to 1pm, with music and bubbles and sign-making supplies. Bring friends and family, and remind our neighbors their Tesla funds fascism!
actionnetwork.org/events/tesla...
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
PORTLAND: come on down to the Tesla store this Saturday for the #NoTrillionaires national day of action!
I'll be there from 11am to 1pm, with music and bubbles and sign-making supplies. Bring friends and family, and remind our neighbors their Tesla funds fascism!
actionnetwork.org/events/tesla...
I'll be there from 11am to 1pm, with music and bubbles and sign-making supplies. Bring friends and family, and remind our neighbors their Tesla funds fascism!
actionnetwork.org/events/tesla...
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Difficult to see with the naked eye, but if you’ve got a good camera you can see the faces in the Northern Lights
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Difficult to see with the naked eye, but if you’ve got a good camera you can see the faces in the Northern Lights
Difficult to see with the naked eye, but if you’ve got a good camera you can see the faces in the Northern Lights
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Difficult to see with the naked eye, but if you’ve got a good camera you can see the faces in the Northern Lights
Thanks to the person who put this old car on their property for briefly making me think I got so winded on my walk that I traveled in time
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Thanks to the person who put this old car on their property for briefly making me think I got so winded on my walk that I traveled in time
I don’t believe the article going around that writers can’t figure out how to bring James Bond back. Clearly, Blofeld has purchased entertainment magazines to plant embarrassing stories about 007
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I don’t believe the article going around that writers can’t figure out how to bring James Bond back. Clearly, Blofeld has purchased entertainment magazines to plant embarrassing stories about 007
It’s a check bluesky on my phone and my computer to make sure I didn’t accidentally miss any good news kind of night
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It’s a check bluesky on my phone and my computer to make sure I didn’t accidentally miss any good news kind of night
This caption describing the music in an episode of Star Wars Visions captures the mood of trying to stay hopeful in 2025
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This caption describing the music in an episode of Star Wars Visions captures the mood of trying to stay hopeful in 2025
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And so a new form of government was born. A system that required citizens to yell at a handful of mostly elderly politicians every few weeks, demanding them not to doom us all. A Screamocracy.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And so a new form of government was born. A system that required citizens to yell at a handful of mostly elderly politicians every few weeks, demanding them not to doom us all. A Screamocracy.
Timeline cleanse
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Timeline cleanse
And so a new form of government was born. A system that required citizens to yell at a handful of mostly elderly politicians every few weeks, demanding them not to doom us all. A Screamocracy.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And so a new form of government was born. A system that required citizens to yell at a handful of mostly elderly politicians every few weeks, demanding them not to doom us all. A Screamocracy.
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There’s no one I trust less than Donald Trump and Mike Johnson.
Any deal that relies on Republicans to keep their word is a bad one.
Democrats can’t give up on affordable health care for an empty promise. Minnesotans can’t afford for Democrats to cave.
Any deal that relies on Republicans to keep their word is a bad one.
Democrats can’t give up on affordable health care for an empty promise. Minnesotans can’t afford for Democrats to cave.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There’s no one I trust less than Donald Trump and Mike Johnson.
Any deal that relies on Republicans to keep their word is a bad one.
Democrats can’t give up on affordable health care for an empty promise. Minnesotans can’t afford for Democrats to cave.
Any deal that relies on Republicans to keep their word is a bad one.
Democrats can’t give up on affordable health care for an empty promise. Minnesotans can’t afford for Democrats to cave.
I feel all bookstores should have large fake books outside the store
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I feel all bookstores should have large fake books outside the store
We had a fantastic response to our celebratory premiere of our horror film DEAD MEDIA in Minneapolis. Now we're working on getting the film out to the world. If you want to get updates on screenings, streaming, physical media, you can join our mailing list here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We had a fantastic response to our celebratory premiere of our horror film DEAD MEDIA in Minneapolis. Now we're working on getting the film out to the world. If you want to get updates on screenings, streaming, physical media, you can join our mailing list here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
It Happened To Me: I took a nap on my couch and had a dream about going to sleep in my bed
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It Happened To Me: I took a nap on my couch and had a dream about going to sleep in my bed
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
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There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.
Tesla shareholders have approved a pay package that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire. https://cnn.it/43KZnkA
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.
When the sky makes an argument to bring back more matte paintings in film
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When the sky makes an argument to bring back more matte paintings in film
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Hey Juneau friends, I'm playing concerts Friday night and Saturday night here in town! To celebrate getting started on a BRAND NEW ALBUM!
mariancall.com has RSVP details for you -- send a friend <3 <3 <3
mariancall.com has RSVP details for you -- send a friend <3 <3 <3
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hey Juneau friends, I'm playing concerts Friday night and Saturday night here in town! To celebrate getting started on a BRAND NEW ALBUM!
mariancall.com has RSVP details for you -- send a friend <3 <3 <3
mariancall.com has RSVP details for you -- send a friend <3 <3 <3
I'm glad Sandwich Guy was acquitted and I look forward to the documentary entitled American Justice: A Little Bit Is Coming Out Towards The Bottom
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm glad Sandwich Guy was acquitted and I look forward to the documentary entitled American Justice: A Little Bit Is Coming Out Towards The Bottom
Looking forward to the next NYT op-ed:
Will people give my blatant sexism and racism a pass if I frame it as a question?
Will people give my blatant sexism and racism a pass if I frame it as a question?
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Looking forward to the next NYT op-ed:
Will people give my blatant sexism and racism a pass if I frame it as a question?
Will people give my blatant sexism and racism a pass if I frame it as a question?
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Took a walk to enjoy the lingering Halloween decorations in my neighborhood. This witch is making an absolute fool of ADT custom home security
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Took a walk to enjoy the lingering Halloween decorations in my neighborhood. This witch is making an absolute fool of ADT custom home security
Took a walk to enjoy the lingering Halloween decorations in my neighborhood. This witch is making an absolute fool of ADT custom home security
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Took a walk to enjoy the lingering Halloween decorations in my neighborhood. This witch is making an absolute fool of ADT custom home security
Personally, I think it’s okay to feel good about good news. Feeling good is not a denial that serious challenges remain.
“Why are all these fools enjoying a sunny day? How can they allow the sun to kiss their ignorant cheeks? Do they not know the horrors of RAIN???”
“Why are all these fools enjoying a sunny day? How can they allow the sun to kiss their ignorant cheeks? Do they not know the horrors of RAIN???”
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Personally, I think it’s okay to feel good about good news. Feeling good is not a denial that serious challenges remain.
“Why are all these fools enjoying a sunny day? How can they allow the sun to kiss their ignorant cheeks? Do they not know the horrors of RAIN???”
“Why are all these fools enjoying a sunny day? How can they allow the sun to kiss their ignorant cheeks? Do they not know the horrors of RAIN???”
Finally, our long national nightmare is over. The UPS delivery driver will stop dropping the wrong packages outside this door
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Finally, our long national nightmare is over. The UPS delivery driver will stop dropping the wrong packages outside this door