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JosephScrimshaw
@josephscrimshaw.bsky.social
Filmmaker, writer, comedian, other nouns. A frozen pizza + a martini = a gourmet meal (he/him)
The sky in Los Angeles feeling jealous of all those beautiful Northern Lights shots this week
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Today I finished tweaks to our horror film, DEAD MEDIA. As a reward, I opened a book I got on eBay a year ago. Probably my first encounter with horror: checking this book out from the public library. A bonus that this copy was stamped REJECT. Thanks for the inspiration, Reject Dracula.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Difficult to see with the naked eye, but if you’ve got a good camera you can see the faces in the Northern Lights
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Thanks to the person who put this old car on their property for briefly making me think I got so winded on my walk that I traveled in time
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This caption describing the music in an episode of Star Wars Visions captures the mood of trying to stay hopeful in 2025
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Timeline cleanse
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I feel all bookstores should have large fake books outside the store
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
We had a fantastic response to our celebratory premiere of our horror film DEAD MEDIA in Minneapolis. Now we're working on getting the film out to the world. If you want to get updates on screenings, streaming, physical media, you can join our mailing list here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When the sky makes an argument to bring back more matte paintings in film
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Took a walk to enjoy the lingering Halloween decorations in my neighborhood. This witch is making an absolute fool of ADT custom home security
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is a mandate. Americans are free to call close family members “aunt” if they damn well want to
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A neighbor in Hollywood’s very succinct sign about voting YES on Prop 50.

Info on voting here:
stopelectionrigging.com/how-to-vote-...
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Finally got to see One Battle After Another. A great film and a great experience to see it in a packed theater on actual film. Every luminous, tangible flicker felt like a defiant screw you to the hollow, soulless AI dystopia the craven billionaires want to foist on us. Two actual physical thumbs up
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I tried to take a nice selfie after I voted today but the arrow pointing at my shirt makes it look like Cthulhu voted. Anyway, I voted YES on Prop 50 and I encourage other folks in California to use their power and vote by November 4th!

Info: stopelectionrigging.com/how-to-vote-...
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My wife and I had a lovely Halloween night seeing The Phantom of the Opera at the United Theater. Great to see the film in a theater I think the Phantom himself would really enjoy haunting
November 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Thanks to the friends who told me about this book! Got a copy from ebay that arrived this very Halloween day. In my opinion, more horror novels should have a squirrel on the cover.
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Getting some Halloween viewing in and enjoying the classic Dracula line: “I never drink…martinis”
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The temperature in LA says summer. The gourd shaped pizza says autumn. A confusing time
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Just finished writing and mailing 80 letters for @votefwd.bsky.social, urging fellow Americans to use their power and vote. If voting didn’t matter, the fascists wouldn’t be working overtime to limit who can vote and whose vote counts
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This marquee reads like a great wrestling event. Really want to hear Frankenstein’s Monster’s promo
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'll be voting YES on Prop 50.

If you live in California and want to read up on it, here's the info: voterguide.sos.ca.gov/quick-refere...

To make this skeet more exciting, here’s a picture of a skeleton experiencing writer’s block
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Very nice to be welcomed home to Los Angeles by all these 12 foot skeletons offering me a hug
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Heading out if Minneapolis and back to Los Angeles, but not before paying tribute to the Butt-Star Bear. In a better world, every airport would have one
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Took a nice walk on the Stone Arch Bridge and witnessed a cosmic alignment. When the sun lines up with the Gold Medal Flour sign, the gates will open…
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This person has declared war on Halloween
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM