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Jordan
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🧑🏽‍💻 Tech person fueled by equal parts humor and coffee
🇺🇸 CTO @ Run for Something
☕ Speaking of coffee...father of 2
Trump speaking with the cadence of the last 6th grader to give their presentation before the whole class gets to go to lunch
Trump sounds like a maniac at some sort of demented open mic
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
but would we even use #AI if all these companies didn't include it in their year-end wrap up??
December 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Youth Large vibes
December 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
🙋‍♂️ Is it too late to ask if we actually need more oil?
December 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Looking forward to my month in review rollup of my year in reviews from all these brands
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Replacing my "concepts of a plan" wall art with "steadily producing ideas"

also lol wut ideas
Q: You guys were out for 2 months during the shutdown. Why has it taken until the end of the year to start addressing these healthcare bills? And what's your message to those who are going to see their premiums rise?

MIKE JOHNSON: We have been working steadily producing ideas trying to address this
December 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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The unemployment numbers are so bad, Trump might hold off on firing Wiles just to avoid adding a single new one
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Schumer lives in some sort of utopia where outcry leads to action
Schumer: "If they don't release the Epstein documents, there's gonna be such an outcry from one end of America to the other that I think they'll be forced to do it"
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Love the #sunsama backlog (any of that team on here so I can tag).
And ~especially~ love the NEVER category in the backlog which is realistically where most tasks should go, right
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
actually it's 2o2auth
theyre making a third oauth
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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is it seasons skeetings or skeetsons greetings
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
but who arrests the DOJ?
Q: If DOJ doesn't release the files it has by next Friday, is there anything Congress can do to compel that to happen?

MASSIE: It's a crime if they don't. This is a new law with criminal implications if they don't follow it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's not procrastination if you're doing chores or numbers
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Haven't read the article, but this @nytimes.com headline is concerning!!
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Tired: Airport gyms
Wired: Universal Airport #childcare
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Precheck, but to avoid only this
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
In my free time I repeatedly do only just the first ten percent of truly revolutionary #NextJS projects

learnbuildteach.substack.com/p/building-h...
Building Historio: Episode 0
Creating an app to explore history that scratches my own itch. With NextJS, Supabase, Edge Functions, and a few clever AI Agents behind the scenes.
learnbuildteach.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Nothing makes me feel like a boomer more than reading about how people use #AI (or #YouTube).

Turns out the second most common use case is…shopping??
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
New procrastination technique unlocked: Reviewing my @vercel.com and @supabase.com usage ad naseum
(approximately 1% of free tier and growing)
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Twenty year war on women over" proclaim group of almost all awake men
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
December is here
Time to get started on those 2025 #goals, i'd say
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
#NYT: The president is tired
President: In this essay I will...
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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the woman using the r-word in this clip, Laura Ndirangu, is now interviewing for a position on the school board in Forest Lake, Minnesota
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM