Jordan
@jordanahaines.bsky.social
🧑🏽💻 Tech person fueled by equal parts humor and coffee
🇺🇸 CTO @ Run for Something
☕ Speaking of coffee...father of 2
🇺🇸 CTO @ Run for Something
☕ Speaking of coffee...father of 2
Haven't read the article, but this @nytimes.com headline is concerning!!
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Haven't read the article, but this @nytimes.com headline is concerning!!
have to say: #react email is excellent. Love that I don't have to send myself one billion emails just to test tweaks to CSS
react.email
...also something cool coming to @historio.app 👀
react.email
...also something cool coming to @historio.app 👀
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
have to say: #react email is excellent. Love that I don't have to send myself one billion emails just to test tweaks to CSS
react.email
...also something cool coming to @historio.app 👀
react.email
...also something cool coming to @historio.app 👀
🧐 I'd like a word with whoever came up with these categories for new categories on Monday dot com. Whaddahell
October 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
🧐 I'd like a word with whoever came up with these categories for new categories on Monday dot com. Whaddahell
These #jobs numbers are "revised down" the same way Enron investors' returns were "revised down" in 2001
@nytimes.com
@nytimes.com
August 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
These #jobs numbers are "revised down" the same way Enron investors' returns were "revised down" in 2001
@nytimes.com
@nytimes.com
Unrelated to the @nytimes.com story on #Republican infighting...seeing this many white faces on one graphic is quite something 🤔 🇺🇸
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/19/u...
May 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Unrelated to the @nytimes.com story on #Republican infighting...seeing this many white faces on one graphic is quite something 🤔 🇺🇸
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/19/u...
I only have one question for the Secretary: How did you choose your profile pic??
March 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I only have one question for the Secretary: How did you choose your profile pic??
The simulation we live in is so broken. This meme from 2013 is now a GOVERNMENT AGENCY
(just as the founding fathers envisioned, I presume) #DOGE
(just as the founding fathers envisioned, I presume) #DOGE
February 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The simulation we live in is so broken. This meme from 2013 is now a GOVERNMENT AGENCY
(just as the founding fathers envisioned, I presume) #DOGE
(just as the founding fathers envisioned, I presume) #DOGE
📚🧵 9/20
This one has stayed with me...but not entirely by choice.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. In no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
This one has stayed with me...but not entirely by choice.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. In no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
February 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
📚🧵 9/20
This one has stayed with me...but not entirely by choice.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. In no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
This one has stayed with me...but not entirely by choice.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. In no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
📚🧵 8/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Along with most of my other posts, this one is a contender for Best History Book Period.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Along with most of my other posts, this one is a contender for Best History Book Period.
January 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
📚🧵 8/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Along with most of my other posts, this one is a contender for Best History Book Period.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Along with most of my other posts, this one is a contender for Best History Book Period.
📚🧵 7/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
January 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
📚🧵 7/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
📚🧵 6/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
📚🧵 6/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
🐧 New promo for The Penguin season 2 is rather haunting
January 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
🐧 New promo for The Penguin season 2 is rather haunting
📚🧵 5/20
My understanding is that this one hasn't aged so well...
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
My understanding is that this one hasn't aged so well...
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
January 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
📚🧵 5/20
My understanding is that this one hasn't aged so well...
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
My understanding is that this one hasn't aged so well...
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
📚🧵 4/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
January 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
📚🧵 4/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
📚🧵 3/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
January 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
📚🧵 3/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
📚🧵 2/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
January 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
📚🧵 2/20
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
OK I'll do this 📚 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (s/o @timothysnyder.bsky.social )
1/20
1/20
January 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
OK I'll do this 📚 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (s/o @timothysnyder.bsky.social )
1/20
1/20
I mean, which #typescript #npm package would you choose? We are ~obviously~ going with the L-DIGGITY
January 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I mean, which #typescript #npm package would you choose? We are ~obviously~ going with the L-DIGGITY
welp so far we are very much tracking the "worst case scenario" projection 🇺🇸
i'm good how are u?
i'm good how are u?
January 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
welp so far we are very much tracking the "worst case scenario" projection 🇺🇸
i'm good how are u?
i'm good how are u?
January 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
No-one writes comedy better than the authors of NYT cooking recipe comments 😂
January 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
No-one writes comedy better than the authors of NYT cooking recipe comments 😂