Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)
@jontayler.bsky.social
Eight-time winner of PEOPLE's Sexist Man of the Year award, three-time AL MVP, recipient of the 1973 Nobel Prize in Chemistry, third grade spelling bee finalist. Formerly a baseball words guy at FanGraphs and Sports Illustrated.
A very good read from @winterjessica.bsky.social that not only does a wonderful job framing and dissecting the so-called male malaise of this era but also shreds the short-sighted arguments and vibes-over-facts pronouncements of pandering opportunists like Gavin Newsom and Rahm Emanuel
What Did Men Do to Deserve This?
Changes in the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard. Scott Galloway believes they need an “aspirational vision of masculinity.”
www.newyorker.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A very good read from @winterjessica.bsky.social that not only does a wonderful job framing and dissecting the so-called male malaise of this era but also shreds the short-sighted arguments and vibes-over-facts pronouncements of pandering opportunists like Gavin Newsom and Rahm Emanuel
Looks like Avignon is missing one of its demoiselles
laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Looks like Avignon is missing one of its demoiselles
One of the easiest games of "guess the byline" you'll ever play
After a recent N.B.A. scandal, more writers and pundits came out against legalized sports betting. But the case that they’re making is weaker than it appears. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/7tQVbk
Is Gambling Really Threatening the Integrity of Sports?
After a recent N.B.A. scandal, more writers and pundits have come out against legalized betting. But the case that they’re making is weaker than it appears.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
One of the easiest games of "guess the byline" you'll ever play
Reposted by Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
Lol and, furthermore, lmao www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/06/c...
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Lol and, furthermore, lmao www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/06/c...
THE MARLINS CLUBHOUSE GUY IN CHARGE OF PUTTING NAMES ON THE BACK OF JERSEYS: oh come on guys, what the fuck
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
THE MARLINS CLUBHOUSE GUY IN CHARGE OF PUTTING NAMES ON THE BACK OF JERSEYS: oh come on guys, what the fuck
The Rockies are building a bridge to the future by building a bridge to the past
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The Rockies are building a bridge to the future by building a bridge to the past
[delivering the defense’s closing remarks in the DC sandwich trial]
ME: and so, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, no matter how you slice it
JUDGE: Counselor…
ME: you can see the prosecution’s case doesn’t cut the mustard
JUDGE: Counselor I’m warning you
ME: and fails to bring home the bacon
ME: and so, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, no matter how you slice it
JUDGE: Counselor…
ME: you can see the prosecution’s case doesn’t cut the mustard
JUDGE: Counselor I’m warning you
ME: and fails to bring home the bacon
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
[delivering the defense’s closing remarks in the DC sandwich trial]
ME: and so, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, no matter how you slice it
JUDGE: Counselor…
ME: you can see the prosecution’s case doesn’t cut the mustard
JUDGE: Counselor I’m warning you
ME: and fails to bring home the bacon
ME: and so, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, no matter how you slice it
JUDGE: Counselor…
ME: you can see the prosecution’s case doesn’t cut the mustard
JUDGE: Counselor I’m warning you
ME: and fails to bring home the bacon
Honestly it's strange that RFK Jr wouldn't immediately rush toward a stricken person, you'd think he'd want to make sure he's first in line for any fresh carcass meat
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Honestly it's strange that RFK Jr wouldn't immediately rush toward a stricken person, you'd think he'd want to make sure he's first in line for any fresh carcass meat
He had to go find his medical kit (a Ziploc bag full of expired prescription medication and a DIY taxidermy kit)
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
He had to go find his medical kit (a Ziploc bag full of expired prescription medication and a DIY taxidermy kit)
Reposted by Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)
[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani
“Washington’s hottest new club is The Oval Office. This place has everything: gold leaf, a huge stack of disposable diapers, a desk made out of classified documents, RONALD REAGAN’S SKULL. And look, hanging from the ceiling. Is that the spawn of the demon Pazuzu? No, it’s just Stephen Miller.”
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“Washington’s hottest new club is The Oval Office. This place has everything: gold leaf, a huge stack of disposable diapers, a desk made out of classified documents, RONALD REAGAN’S SKULL. And look, hanging from the ceiling. Is that the spawn of the demon Pazuzu? No, it’s just Stephen Miller.”
Shoutout @davecolon.bsky.social for this banger of a lede and column: "Andrew Cuomo will not be mayor. This was apparent, probable even, by the end of the night on June 24. But Andrew Cuomo doesn't know when someone isn't interested, so he haunted us all summer and into fall."
Andrew Cuomo was the worst of us
Andrew Cuomo has cemented his legacy as a man who will do anything, say anything, hurt anyone, just to keep a grip on power.
nygroove.nyc
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Shoutout @davecolon.bsky.social for this banger of a lede and column: "Andrew Cuomo will not be mayor. This was apparent, probable even, by the end of the night on June 24. But Andrew Cuomo doesn't know when someone isn't interested, so he haunted us all summer and into fall."
Eric Adams every day from now until Zohran takes office
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Eric Adams every day from now until Zohran takes office
Well at least the bus will be free soon
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Well at least the bus will be free soon
Reposted by Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)
I am hearing that on his deathbed Andrew Cuomo received the light of democratic socialism and unhesitatingly sang the Internationale. Even now he looks down on Bushwick from the gardens of Astoria. Truly there is no god but DSA, and Zohran is his prophet!
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Andrew Cuomo received the light of democratic socialism and unhesitatingly sang the Internationale. Even now he looks down on Bushwick from the gardens of Astoria. Truly there is no god but DSA, and Zohran is his prophet!
Hook this entire stream to my veins
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hook this entire stream to my veins
Reposted by Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)
NAIL BITER
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
NAIL BITER
Reposted by Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)
I don't want to distract from Zohran Mamdani's incredible and historic achievement, but Andrew Cuomo is one of the vilest politicians in either party in recent memory. He deserves humiliation. He deserves to live in infamy and shame. He deserves to live in Florida.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I don't want to distract from Zohran Mamdani's incredible and historic achievement, but Andrew Cuomo is one of the vilest politicians in either party in recent memory. He deserves humiliation. He deserves to live in infamy and shame. He deserves to live in Florida.
Need Zohran to start his victory speech with "BING BONG"
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Need Zohran to start his victory speech with "BING BONG"
Darkly funny that Andrew Cuomo is going to get better election results by running as an openly racist Islamophobe conservative chud than as a run-of-the-mill centrist Democrat
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Darkly funny that Andrew Cuomo is going to get better election results by running as an openly racist Islamophobe conservative chud than as a run-of-the-mill centrist Democrat
I mean if there's any pitcher I'm confident could figure out how to throw with his opposite hand, it's Yu Darvish, so I wouldn't rule him out for 2026 just yet
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I mean if there's any pitcher I'm confident could figure out how to throw with his opposite hand, it's Yu Darvish, so I wouldn't rule him out for 2026 just yet
As someone who's been lukewarm on both of them individually, the new Hayden Pedigo/Chat Pile album is better than it has any right to be, the "Never Say Die!" / "Behold a Pale Horse" duo in particular is a blast
In the Earth Again
open.spotify.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
As someone who's been lukewarm on both of them individually, the new Hayden Pedigo/Chat Pile album is better than it has any right to be, the "Never Say Die!" / "Behold a Pale Horse" duo in particular is a blast
Violent Criminal Self-Deports
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Violent Criminal Self-Deports