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in honour of the kill james bond podcast bringing it up in their latest episode here is my jason statham trans man cop thread
very painful period god damn this sucks so bad fuck
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
very painful period god damn this sucks so bad fuck
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the core of christian doctrine is to multiply the loads and snitches
when jesus was a kid his mum had to do way too much laundry and washing up. because he multiplied the loads and the dishes
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
the core of christian doctrine is to multiply the loads and snitches
when jesus was a kid his mum had to do way too much laundry and washing up. because he multiplied the loads and the dishes
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
when jesus was a kid his mum had to do way too much laundry and washing up. because he multiplied the loads and the dishes
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inspired obviously by this tumblr classic
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
inspired obviously by this tumblr classic
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[Wessex, 1025 CE]
BROTHER CAROLUS MARCUS: Hwaet! Ye goede Lord hath inspired in me full many notions in wise of distribution of groats 'twixt thegn and fyrd
AELFRIC OF BEORMINGAHAM: [drawing sword] SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
BROTHER CAROLUS MARCUS: Hwaet! Ye goede Lord hath inspired in me full many notions in wise of distribution of groats 'twixt thegn and fyrd
AELFRIC OF BEORMINGAHAM: [drawing sword] SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 AM
[Wessex, 1025 CE]
BROTHER CAROLUS MARCUS: Hwaet! Ye goede Lord hath inspired in me full many notions in wise of distribution of groats 'twixt thegn and fyrd
AELFRIC OF BEORMINGAHAM: [drawing sword] SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
BROTHER CAROLUS MARCUS: Hwaet! Ye goede Lord hath inspired in me full many notions in wise of distribution of groats 'twixt thegn and fyrd
AELFRIC OF BEORMINGAHAM: [drawing sword] SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
i put some kind of stupid expensive honey and rose scented hair oil on and it smells so good i don't want to wash my hair ever again
went into the new mecca shop and came out smelling of fifty different excellent perfumes that work together to create a powerful bioweapon
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
i put some kind of stupid expensive honey and rose scented hair oil on and it smells so good i don't want to wash my hair ever again
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shonen rival entering career in gay porn: [walks by gloryhole] i see... so he sucks cock THAT way, huh... maybe the legends ARE true...
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
shonen rival entering career in gay porn: [walks by gloryhole] i see... so he sucks cock THAT way, huh... maybe the legends ARE true...
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November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
TOXX CLAUSE
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Actually this is my tenth rodeo I just refuse to learn new things
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Actually this is my tenth rodeo I just refuse to learn new things
husband told me brianna wu melted down and i seem to be blocked by her. i must be on a cool list
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
husband told me brianna wu melted down and i seem to be blocked by her. i must be on a cool list
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as much as i hate to beg, with the gov shutdown, SNAP not coming through, and other bullshit...
i've made a fund thingy. please, anything helps honestly.
gofund.me/049e0e70f
i've made a fund thingy. please, anything helps honestly.
gofund.me/049e0e70f
Donate to Support Adraen's Journey to Stability, organized by Adraen Castellanos
My name is Adraen, I'm an artist and medium in the Portland Oregon area. I'm … Adraen Castellanos needs your support for Support Adraen's Journey to Stability
gofund.me
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
as much as i hate to beg, with the gov shutdown, SNAP not coming through, and other bullshit...
i've made a fund thingy. please, anything helps honestly.
gofund.me/049e0e70f
i've made a fund thingy. please, anything helps honestly.
gofund.me/049e0e70f
went into the new mecca shop and came out smelling of fifty different excellent perfumes that work together to create a powerful bioweapon
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
went into the new mecca shop and came out smelling of fifty different excellent perfumes that work together to create a powerful bioweapon
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damn why is Damon Albarn in this bsky.app/profile/list...
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
damn why is Damon Albarn in this bsky.app/profile/list...
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What if it’s between John Wayne Gacy and Donald Trump. What then. What if it’s between The Riddler and Donald Trump. What if it’s between Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants and Donald Trump
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What if it’s between John Wayne Gacy and Donald Trump. What then. What if it’s between The Riddler and Donald Trump. What if it’s between Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants and Donald Trump
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Hi, we're Silicon Valley- you probably recognize us from classic inventions like 'Chatbot That Drives You Crazy', 'The App That Gives You An Eating Disorder', 'A Bus, Except Worse', and 'Doorbell That Reports Directly to the NSA'
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hi, we're Silicon Valley- you probably recognize us from classic inventions like 'Chatbot That Drives You Crazy', 'The App That Gives You An Eating Disorder', 'A Bus, Except Worse', and 'Doorbell That Reports Directly to the NSA'
endometriosis question: i last had a laproscopic laser surgery in 2009, is 15 years enough time to ask them to do it again or will they just yank my entire guts out because at 40 whats the point. also general question for period havers: does stress make your cramps more painful?
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
endometriosis question: i last had a laproscopic laser surgery in 2009, is 15 years enough time to ask them to do it again or will they just yank my entire guts out because at 40 whats the point. also general question for period havers: does stress make your cramps more painful?
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The year is 2035. I'm at an ironic* funeral and the DJ is bumping the UhKnown and BubbleYum remix of "No One Asked For This Booty", a very light guitar ballad by Pinchin Poochie at the reception. I try to wax nostalgic about Eminem, who died of hemorrhoid hoarding three years prior, to a kid
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The year is 2035. I'm at an ironic* funeral and the DJ is bumping the UhKnown and BubbleYum remix of "No One Asked For This Booty", a very light guitar ballad by Pinchin Poochie at the reception. I try to wax nostalgic about Eminem, who died of hemorrhoid hoarding three years prior, to a kid
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The Bringing Kindness to Kids Secret Santa is up and running again this year, $20 = a gift for one kid who otherwise would not have one at all. If you can help bring a smile to one or a few faces we'd be so grateful, Foxy xxx
Want to be a Secret Santa for a kiwi kid? Every $20 donated, gives a gift to a NZ kid from a low income family. Pls share, donate and let's see what we can do together givealittle.co.nz/fundraiser/b...
Bringing Kindness to NZ Families for Secret Santa 2025
An organization that brings kindness to all families in New Zealand/Aotearoa that are in need. Let's help with their Secret Santa for 2025.
givealittle.co.nz
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The Bringing Kindness to Kids Secret Santa is up and running again this year, $20 = a gift for one kid who otherwise would not have one at all. If you can help bring a smile to one or a few faces we'd be so grateful, Foxy xxx
freddy (not that freddy) vs jason (different jason)
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
freddy (not that freddy) vs jason (different jason)
if you kill a clown, that's how you'll die. so try to be nice
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
if you kill a clown, that's how you'll die. so try to be nice
i heard hell house lineage is really bad so i'm about to watch it. let's go
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i heard hell house lineage is really bad so i'm about to watch it. let's go
it's 2029. my nieces and nephews are grown and dancing at their weddings to songs like Sex Fuck with their bare butts exposed and i'm asking the DJ if he's got any rihanna. you know in my day she was quite racy
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
it's 2029. my nieces and nephews are grown and dancing at their weddings to songs like Sex Fuck with their bare butts exposed and i'm asking the DJ if he's got any rihanna. you know in my day she was quite racy
brandon lee got shot so heath ledger could OD
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
brandon lee got shot so heath ledger could OD
watching the crow 1994 with husband. every twenty seconds i say "that's so fucking cool" dude we're only 37 minutes in i have to calm down
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 AM
watching the crow 1994 with husband. every twenty seconds i say "that's so fucking cool" dude we're only 37 minutes in i have to calm down
i haven't been posting much because my mental health has gone to absolute shit sorry everyone i will make up my horror story readings at another time. bright side is, i feel very spooky (like the absolute most piece of shit living dead) lol happy hapowen
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i haven't been posting much because my mental health has gone to absolute shit sorry everyone i will make up my horror story readings at another time. bright side is, i feel very spooky (like the absolute most piece of shit living dead) lol happy hapowen