David “Mister Gains” Schwarz
@jointheschwarz.bsky.social
Some guy from a ridiculous place.
For TTRPG inanity in Spanish, check @davidelpifias.bsky.social
For TTRPG inanity in Spanish, check @davidelpifias.bsky.social
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Welcome to the first original deep-dive thread in the Bluesky era!
This time, we will be analyzing a relatively recent book: @infinata.bsky.social and @shkouks.bsky.social's DAWN OF REBELLION: THE VISUAL GUIDE!
This time, we will be analyzing a relatively recent book: @infinata.bsky.social and @shkouks.bsky.social's DAWN OF REBELLION: THE VISUAL GUIDE!
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Today’s session: Otherspace
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Today’s session: Otherspace
Today’s session: Otherspace
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Today’s session: Otherspace
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I modified the Shuttle Tydirium 3D model by Fabio Allamandri to make the Mu-2 long range shuttle, introduced by the West End Games Star Wars RPG:
www.deviantart.com/darksapiens/...
#StarWarsRPG
www.deviantart.com/darksapiens/...
#StarWarsRPG
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I modified the Shuttle Tydirium 3D model by Fabio Allamandri to make the Mu-2 long range shuttle, introduced by the West End Games Star Wars RPG:
www.deviantart.com/darksapiens/...
#StarWarsRPG
www.deviantart.com/darksapiens/...
#StarWarsRPG
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Finally uploaded this piece to ArtStation. Inspired by a #StarWarsRPG adventure I played with @jointheschwarz.bsky.social, where we had to flee a reconverted Golan I station in a Mu-2 shuttle when it was attacked by a torpedo sphere escorted by a strike cruiser.
www.artstation.com/artwork/XJo4bw
www.artstation.com/artwork/XJo4bw
Escape from Gold Marina, Héctor Vives
The end of a Star Wars RPG adventure we played a couple of years ago.
Our characters were in Gold Marina, a reconverted Golan I space station acting as spaceport close to some mining asteroids in the...
www.artstation.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Finally uploaded this piece to ArtStation. Inspired by a #StarWarsRPG adventure I played with @jointheschwarz.bsky.social, where we had to flee a reconverted Golan I station in a Mu-2 shuttle when it was attacked by a torpedo sphere escorted by a strike cruiser.
www.artstation.com/artwork/XJo4bw
www.artstation.com/artwork/XJo4bw
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Imma admit it: I teared up a little watching Mamdani’s speech.
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Imma admit it: I teared up a little watching Mamdani’s speech.
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My dad collects and catalogues old radio recordings and recently found this fascinating radio ad promoting the original Star Wars to British audiences back in 1977. It's super interesting to experience how Star Wars was promoted when it was brand new. @blastpoints.bsky.social @wtforce.bsky.social
Star Wars Film advert on Capital Radio 1977 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Star Wars Film advert on Capital Radio 1977
archive.org
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM
My dad collects and catalogues old radio recordings and recently found this fascinating radio ad promoting the original Star Wars to British audiences back in 1977. It's super interesting to experience how Star Wars was promoted when it was brand new. @blastpoints.bsky.social @wtforce.bsky.social
One of my worst toxic traits is that I still really, really like Firefly
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
One of my worst toxic traits is that I still really, really like Firefly
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I just had an idea for a Netflix sequel that will make a fortune.
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I just had an idea for a Netflix sequel that will make a fortune.
Today's session: the Dancing Goddess and the Order of the Canted Circle
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Today's session: the Dancing Goddess and the Order of the Canted Circle
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Thanatotheristes is a late Cretaceous tyrannosaur whose name means 'Reaper of death.' I couldn't help this image of it in Grim Reaper guise popping into my head.
Brown pencil on plain notebook paper, 125 × 190 mm, 2020.
#Halloween #Samhain
Brown pencil on plain notebook paper, 125 × 190 mm, 2020.
#Halloween #Samhain
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Thanatotheristes is a late Cretaceous tyrannosaur whose name means 'Reaper of death.' I couldn't help this image of it in Grim Reaper guise popping into my head.
Brown pencil on plain notebook paper, 125 × 190 mm, 2020.
#Halloween #Samhain
Brown pencil on plain notebook paper, 125 × 190 mm, 2020.
#Halloween #Samhain
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“Socialism doesn’t work” socialism has never been allowed to work. Socialist countries from Russian to Venezuela have been invaded, sanctioned, embargoed, terrorized, and couped so throughly it is impossible to look at a map of the global south without seeing a world war body count attached
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Socialism doesn’t work” socialism has never been allowed to work. Socialist countries from Russian to Venezuela have been invaded, sanctioned, embargoed, terrorized, and couped so throughly it is impossible to look at a map of the global south without seeing a world war body count attached
This session: Doodnik’s Cafe and mister Doodnik Sharpelz himself.
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This session: Doodnik’s Cafe and mister Doodnik Sharpelz himself.
Getting ready for Halloween!
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Getting ready for Halloween!
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"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say
A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.
www.kktv.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
I’m the one that convinced Disney that no one would want a silly Soderbergh Star Wars movie
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I’m the one that convinced Disney that no one would want a silly Soderbergh Star Wars movie
I've been an em-dash lover all my life, and now Sam Altman has turned that pure love into shit.
October 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I've been an em-dash lover all my life, and now Sam Altman has turned that pure love into shit.
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remember when Reagan had his press secretary mockingly imply journalists were gay if they tried to ask if the president was doing anything about HIV/AIDS in an attempt to bully them into not talking about it
(he was, if you count defunding the CDCs research on it at the height of the epidemic)
(he was, if you count defunding the CDCs research on it at the height of the epidemic)
October 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
remember when Reagan had his press secretary mockingly imply journalists were gay if they tried to ask if the president was doing anything about HIV/AIDS in an attempt to bully them into not talking about it
(he was, if you count defunding the CDCs research on it at the height of the epidemic)
(he was, if you count defunding the CDCs research on it at the height of the epidemic)
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this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole
vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel
October 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole
I have a thing for people who live in extreme conditions: Antarctica bases, an island in the middle of nowhere, a hut on top of a peak. Both individuals and communities. It fascinates me, even though I’d never do it myself. I guess seeing how resilient we can be is kind of inspiring.
October 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have a thing for people who live in extreme conditions: Antarctica bases, an island in the middle of nowhere, a hut on top of a peak. Both individuals and communities. It fascinates me, even though I’d never do it myself. I guess seeing how resilient we can be is kind of inspiring.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Quest for Quasar discourse is flaring up again
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Quest for Quasar discourse is flaring up again