Ryan Carnahan
@johnq32205.bsky.social
Florida Man: Just another rando. Husband. Father. Former foster Dad. Software Developer. Veteran. He/Him
"How about three, with knees, girls style?"
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
"How about three, with knees, girls style?"
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I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
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Deeply inevitable, entirely predicted, and the shit people running this country don't give a damn.
Gonna go ahead and say this was a) inevitable and b) widely predicted, but the subhuman shitstains involved in all this c) don't care.
Multiple Men Have Impersonated ICE Agents To Kidnap And Assault Women
In a letter shared with HuffPost, the Democratic Women’s Caucus urged DHS to mandate ICE agents to “visibly and clearly identify themselves" when making arrests.
ca.news.yahoo.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Deeply inevitable, entirely predicted, and the shit people running this country don't give a damn.
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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SAYONARA BITCH
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 PM
SAYONARA BITCH
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Tom Suozzi represents the NY-3 district on northwestern Long Island.
If there's any mayor or town council member in Syosset or Great Neck or wherever who wants to make their move, this is the time.
Denounce this vote, promise you'd stand up to the goons, and you'd raise a million in a week.
If there's any mayor or town council member in Syosset or Great Neck or wherever who wants to make their move, this is the time.
Denounce this vote, promise you'd stand up to the goons, and you'd raise a million in a week.
FWIW:
Golden is retiring.
The filing deadline has passed in NC; Davis is the only Dem running.
The filing deadline has passed in TX; Gonzalez & Cuellar both have primary opponents.
Gillen has several Dem opponents as well, as does Perez.
If you want to primary Suozzi, you still have until 3/30.
Golden is retiring.
The filing deadline has passed in NC; Davis is the only Dem running.
The filing deadline has passed in TX; Gonzalez & Cuellar both have primary opponents.
Gillen has several Dem opponents as well, as does Perez.
If you want to primary Suozzi, you still have until 3/30.
January 22, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Tom Suozzi represents the NY-3 district on northwestern Long Island.
If there's any mayor or town council member in Syosset or Great Neck or wherever who wants to make their move, this is the time.
Denounce this vote, promise you'd stand up to the goons, and you'd raise a million in a week.
If there's any mayor or town council member in Syosset or Great Neck or wherever who wants to make their move, this is the time.
Denounce this vote, promise you'd stand up to the goons, and you'd raise a million in a week.
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Good that the magistrate shot them down. But "they tired to arrest Don Lemon" is still pretty goddamned bad.
A federal magistrate judge in Minnesota rejected a criminal complaint against Don Lemon for his coverage of the church protest "according to a source familiar with the matter, who described Bondi as 'enraged' by the decision."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
FBI and Homeland Security arrest two protesters who disrupted Minneapolis church service
Several organizers of the protest were calling for the resignation of a church pastor who they said works for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
www.nbcnews.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Good that the magistrate shot them down. But "they tired to arrest Don Lemon" is still pretty goddamned bad.
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Was just talking to someone about how the Greenland thing is uniquely inexplicable. All the rest of Trump's evil fits into a neat story basically of racism, red meat to the base, and megalomania. But the Greenland thing is so obviously self-destructive that it makes me think he really is a traitor
January 20, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Was just talking to someone about how the Greenland thing is uniquely inexplicable. All the rest of Trump's evil fits into a neat story basically of racism, red meat to the base, and megalomania. But the Greenland thing is so obviously self-destructive that it makes me think he really is a traitor
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
Odds on at least a dozen cheese grater related injuries at Soldier Field tonight?
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Odds on at least a dozen cheese grater related injuries at Soldier Field tonight?
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
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I cannot emphasize enough that the attempts to anthropomorphize an algorithm is a fundamental act of journalistic malpractice and an intentional act to shield the people responsible for this. It's fucking shameful.
Musk's Grok AI bot is fixing safeguard 'lapses' after posting of sexualized images of children
Musk's Grok AI bot is fixing safeguard 'lapses' after posting of sexualized images of children
Users on X raised concerns over explicit content of minors being generated using Musk's Grok tool.
cnb.cx
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I cannot emphasize enough that the attempts to anthropomorphize an algorithm is a fundamental act of journalistic malpractice and an intentional act to shield the people responsible for this. It's fucking shameful.
2025 was, by far, the worst year of my life. It was 10 times worse for my wife
Fuck 2025. It can fuck right off.
Happy new year everyone.
Fuck 2025. It can fuck right off.
Happy new year everyone.
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
2025 was, by far, the worst year of my life. It was 10 times worse for my wife
Fuck 2025. It can fuck right off.
Happy new year everyone.
Fuck 2025. It can fuck right off.
Happy new year everyone.
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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HC Liam Coen on Jags' win over Broncos:
"A small market team like us can come into Mile High and get it done."
Broncos HC Sean Payton called Jacksonville "a smaller market" earlier this week.
"A small market team like us can come into Mile High and get it done."
Broncos HC Sean Payton called Jacksonville "a smaller market" earlier this week.
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
HC Liam Coen on Jags' win over Broncos:
"A small market team like us can come into Mile High and get it done."
Broncos HC Sean Payton called Jacksonville "a smaller market" earlier this week.
"A small market team like us can come into Mile High and get it done."
Broncos HC Sean Payton called Jacksonville "a smaller market" earlier this week.
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the vice president is a klansman
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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You don’t redact every mention of your name from The Pedophile Chronicles unless you’re guilty as fuck
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You don’t redact every mention of your name from The Pedophile Chronicles unless you’re guilty as fuck
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They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
Release the Epstein files.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Release the Epstein files.
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Just an unrelenting piece of shit.
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Just an unrelenting piece of shit.
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”