Naturalized Dork
@johnnypunchclock.bsky.social
Recreational tylenol user
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i am mad actually and you can go ahead and put that in the newspaper
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i am mad actually and you can go ahead and put that in the newspaper
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For me, it all started with Steve Jobs. Everyone kept telling me how great he was, then I read his biography and he was an absolute shitshow to every person in his life, and created not one single thing.
January 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
For me, it all started with Steve Jobs. Everyone kept telling me how great he was, then I read his biography and he was an absolute shitshow to every person in his life, and created not one single thing.
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BREAKING:
🇮🇱🇮🇷 Israeli media has begun to admit that Mossad is behind the protests in Iran
Mossad spurs the protests in Iran - The Jerusalem Post
Via @Megatron_ron (Telegram)
🇮🇱🇮🇷 Israeli media has begun to admit that Mossad is behind the protests in Iran
Mossad spurs the protests in Iran - The Jerusalem Post
Via @Megatron_ron (Telegram)
January 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
BREAKING:
🇮🇱🇮🇷 Israeli media has begun to admit that Mossad is behind the protests in Iran
Mossad spurs the protests in Iran - The Jerusalem Post
Via @Megatron_ron (Telegram)
🇮🇱🇮🇷 Israeli media has begun to admit that Mossad is behind the protests in Iran
Mossad spurs the protests in Iran - The Jerusalem Post
Via @Megatron_ron (Telegram)
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We're Always Told That Everyone In The Empire-Targeted Nation Hates Their Government
The regime change supporter’s favorite trick is to pretend the people in the targeted country are an ideological monolith.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/were-alway...
The regime change supporter’s favorite trick is to pretend the people in the targeted country are an ideological monolith.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/were-alway...
We're Always Told That Everyone In The Empire-Targeted Nation Hates Their Government
And Other Notes
www.caitlinjohnst.one
January 13, 2026 at 1:13 AM
We're Always Told That Everyone In The Empire-Targeted Nation Hates Their Government
The regime change supporter’s favorite trick is to pretend the people in the targeted country are an ideological monolith.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/were-alway...
The regime change supporter’s favorite trick is to pretend the people in the targeted country are an ideological monolith.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/were-alway...
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⚡️ — B-52 departed from Barksdale AFB, Shreveport, Louisiana, an hour ago.
Transponder off.
Via @TPOnow (Telegram)
Transponder off.
Via @TPOnow (Telegram)
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
⚡️ — B-52 departed from Barksdale AFB, Shreveport, Louisiana, an hour ago.
Transponder off.
Via @TPOnow (Telegram)
Transponder off.
Via @TPOnow (Telegram)
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There will be an epidemic of broken families, suicide and drug abuse.
Not us.
Members of ICE will suffer that fate and probably already are.
If you are married to a member of ice you should have bag packed and a safe place to go to.
Don’t become a statistic.
Not us.
Members of ICE will suffer that fate and probably already are.
If you are married to a member of ice you should have bag packed and a safe place to go to.
Don’t become a statistic.
January 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
There will be an epidemic of broken families, suicide and drug abuse.
Not us.
Members of ICE will suffer that fate and probably already are.
If you are married to a member of ice you should have bag packed and a safe place to go to.
Don’t become a statistic.
Not us.
Members of ICE will suffer that fate and probably already are.
If you are married to a member of ice you should have bag packed and a safe place to go to.
Don’t become a statistic.
The people who control the supply of everything are our friends
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The people who control the supply of everything are our friends
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Trying to get a visit from an FBI agent so I can ask them their thoughts on the pack of wild dogs being turned loose on the populace.
January 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Trying to get a visit from an FBI agent so I can ask them their thoughts on the pack of wild dogs being turned loose on the populace.
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ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
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If we get out of this, we need real systematic reform
And we need to start identifying the people who are willing to do that and give them support and the people who are not and get rid of them
And we need to start identifying the people who are willing to do that and give them support and the people who are not and get rid of them
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
If we get out of this, we need real systematic reform
And we need to start identifying the people who are willing to do that and give them support and the people who are not and get rid of them
And we need to start identifying the people who are willing to do that and give them support and the people who are not and get rid of them
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Wanda Sykes just accepted Ricky Gervais’ Golden Globe for stand up comedy and thanked the trans community lmfao
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Wanda Sykes just accepted Ricky Gervais’ Golden Globe for stand up comedy and thanked the trans community lmfao
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Red maga fascist republicans: [kidnap Nicholas Maduro and Cilia Flores, constitutional leaders of Venezuela, and murders 100 Venezuelans]
Blue maga genocidal democrats and liberals: "They didn't have congressional approval. It's also about the epstein files. It can only be about the epstein files."
Blue maga genocidal democrats and liberals: "They didn't have congressional approval. It's also about the epstein files. It can only be about the epstein files."
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Red maga fascist republicans: [kidnap Nicholas Maduro and Cilia Flores, constitutional leaders of Venezuela, and murders 100 Venezuelans]
Blue maga genocidal democrats and liberals: "They didn't have congressional approval. It's also about the epstein files. It can only be about the epstein files."
Blue maga genocidal democrats and liberals: "They didn't have congressional approval. It's also about the epstein files. It can only be about the epstein files."
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The last time I saw somebody choke this hard was on September 10th lol
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
The last time I saw somebody choke this hard was on September 10th lol
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Time to take it all back.
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Time to take it all back.
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capitalism is history's most efficient system for giving the worst people who ever lived unlimited power and influence and that's why socialism is bad- in this essay, I will
January 10, 2026 at 2:09 PM
capitalism is history's most efficient system for giving the worst people who ever lived unlimited power and influence and that's why socialism is bad- in this essay, I will
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Here piggy piggy. We will find you.
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Here piggy piggy. We will find you.
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Vance's conduct this week is obviously impeachable. I'm talking about his public conduct. Whatever private murder coverup he's participating in is what you find out once you start impeachment.
January 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Vance's conduct this week is obviously impeachable. I'm talking about his public conduct. Whatever private murder coverup he's participating in is what you find out once you start impeachment.
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luigi should testify that he feared for his life
January 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
luigi should testify that he feared for his life
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She is aggressively trying to turn the wheel AWAY from the ICE agent. It is her very last action. They provoke her, surround her, then kill her in cold blood. I have barely slept since this happened and I don't think I'll ever stop being angry about this.
i have watched the shooter's video. it's going to make you way the fuck madder.
I have watched the video. I think you probably do not need to watch the video. it shows what you think it's gonna show in terms of lack of justification.
January 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
She is aggressively trying to turn the wheel AWAY from the ICE agent. It is her very last action. They provoke her, surround her, then kill her in cold blood. I have barely slept since this happened and I don't think I'll ever stop being angry about this.
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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the tribunals will not be held by the "democratic party" (lol, lmao) but by those who remain after
may they be comprehensive and without mercy
may they be comprehensive and without mercy
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
the tribunals will not be held by the "democratic party" (lol, lmao) but by those who remain after
may they be comprehensive and without mercy
may they be comprehensive and without mercy