Naturalized Dork
@johnnypunchclock.bsky.social
Recreational tylenol user
I just want to eliminate the fascists and anyone who misses fascism after that
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I just want to eliminate the fascists and anyone who misses fascism after that
If we bring enough people into the conversation aboute how clear-cutting the rainforest could be done more responsibly, it will be much easier to convince them to save the rain forest. I know it’s complicated, hear me out
January 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
If we bring enough people into the conversation aboute how clear-cutting the rainforest could be done more responsibly, it will be much easier to convince them to save the rain forest. I know it’s complicated, hear me out
We’re eliminating all the wrong people from our society.
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 PM
We’re eliminating all the wrong people from our society.
Yeah we’re on our own. Uniform = threat
January 13, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Yeah we’re on our own. Uniform = threat
Those protestors are Mossad
January 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Those protestors are Mossad
Go ahead and send the FBI to have a chat. I have questions
January 13, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Go ahead and send the FBI to have a chat. I have questions
Too Dunning-Krugered to save his own life sealed the deal
January 13, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Too Dunning-Krugered to save his own life sealed the deal
You can’t keep me away from those polls in November, can’t wait to fix this. No seriously 2nd Amendment
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 AM
You can’t keep me away from those polls in November, can’t wait to fix this. No seriously 2nd Amendment
Oh boy, this again. What did your people do that the communists wanted them dead so badly? It’s never nothing.
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Oh boy, this again. What did your people do that the communists wanted them dead so badly? It’s never nothing.
Merger of state and corporate interests ftw
January 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Merger of state and corporate interests ftw
They’ll go back to being libertarians after this “correction in the marketplace of ideas” messiness is over
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
They’ll go back to being libertarians after this “correction in the marketplace of ideas” messiness is over
Dude these are media critics. Your internet may be broken
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Dude these are media critics. Your internet may be broken
There’s one engaged, registered voter somewhere in America who thinks Kirk and Good were both doing politics right, and we are going to spend a half a trillion dollars only to have them forget to vote
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
There’s one engaged, registered voter somewhere in America who thinks Kirk and Good were both doing politics right, and we are going to spend a half a trillion dollars only to have them forget to vote
Chinese foreign intelligence service roll-up to Long Beach in a container ship full of freedom supplies
January 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Chinese foreign intelligence service roll-up to Long Beach in a container ship full of freedom supplies
Beings who find this civilization later:
“They were constantly moving very heavy aerial machines around the planet pointlessly, so that if they ever moved a critical one no enemy could tell the difference. This poisoned the air, obviously. We have no idea what these machines were protecting.”
“They were constantly moving very heavy aerial machines around the planet pointlessly, so that if they ever moved a critical one no enemy could tell the difference. This poisoned the air, obviously. We have no idea what these machines were protecting.”
January 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Beings who find this civilization later:
“They were constantly moving very heavy aerial machines around the planet pointlessly, so that if they ever moved a critical one no enemy could tell the difference. This poisoned the air, obviously. We have no idea what these machines were protecting.”
“They were constantly moving very heavy aerial machines around the planet pointlessly, so that if they ever moved a critical one no enemy could tell the difference. This poisoned the air, obviously. We have no idea what these machines were protecting.”
They’re gonna need plate carriers bro
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
They’re gonna need plate carriers bro
Never heard of those guys, huh? That’s odd
January 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Never heard of those guys, huh? That’s odd
They did say run it like a business
January 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
They did say run it like a business
gotta stop and buy a few things on my way to the general strike hey where the fuck is the cashier?!?
January 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
gotta stop and buy a few things on my way to the general strike hey where the fuck is the cashier?!?
New show idea:
Infuriated father of a little girl who loves humans and humanity walks into a windowless room with Greg Bovino and the only door to that room is locked behind them. That’s the show
Infuriated father of a little girl who loves humans and humanity walks into a windowless room with Greg Bovino and the only door to that room is locked behind them. That’s the show
January 12, 2026 at 10:39 PM
New show idea:
Infuriated father of a little girl who loves humans and humanity walks into a windowless room with Greg Bovino and the only door to that room is locked behind them. That’s the show
Infuriated father of a little girl who loves humans and humanity walks into a windowless room with Greg Bovino and the only door to that room is locked behind them. That’s the show