John Bowe
@johnbowethejoker.bsky.social
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John Bowe
@johnbowethejoker.bsky.social
· Mar 10
I once worked a 3rd shift by myself because the dude who was supposed to be serving passed out from a coke binge.
A drunk girl and her drunk friends came in during the bar rush, and besides being cool as shit, she popped her tits out on the high bar so I'd make her hash browns with extra love.
A drunk girl and her drunk friends came in during the bar rush, and besides being cool as shit, she popped her tits out on the high bar so I'd make her hash browns with extra love.
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funny to see this clip of an anonymous chud who needs white supremacy to feel like his life has meaning just after attending an event honoring a brilliant black scholar for her brilliant book
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
funny to see this clip of an anonymous chud who needs white supremacy to feel like his life has meaning just after attending an event honoring a brilliant black scholar for her brilliant book
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The Atlantic is indistinguishable from Compact.
February 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Atlantic is indistinguishable from Compact.
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HP stat growth makes your tits bigger. MP stat growth makes your ass bigger.
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
HP stat growth makes your tits bigger. MP stat growth makes your ass bigger.
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EXCLUSIVE: A Ukrainian dad escaped Vladimir Putin’s drone and missile attacks back home only to be grabbed by a band of laughing ICE stooges in a Walmart parking lot in Minneapolis.
Laughing ICE Goons Seize Dad Who Fled Ukraine War at Walmart
Dmytro Kulyk is facing deportation as refugees become the Trump administration’s latest target.
trib.al
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 PM
EXCLUSIVE: A Ukrainian dad escaped Vladimir Putin’s drone and missile attacks back home only to be grabbed by a band of laughing ICE stooges in a Walmart parking lot in Minneapolis.
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There needs to be some serious accountability for the colossal harm to life these absolute demons have caused, and will cause. Life in prison is the moderate option.
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
There needs to be some serious accountability for the colossal harm to life these absolute demons have caused, and will cause. Life in prison is the moderate option.
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/2 I just checked and one of my claims to fame remains a 2016 article documenting Charles Gasparino sending sweaty pictures of himself to me on social media
You can achieve anything, kids
www.mediaite.com/online/why-d...
You can achieve anything, kids
www.mediaite.com/online/why-d...
Why Does Fox’s Charles Gasparino Keep Tweeting a Sweaty Muscley Picture of Himself?
Over the last month and a half, Charlie Gasparino's online followers might have noticed a bit of an odd trend in the Fox Business correspondent's Twitter feed.
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February 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
/2 I just checked and one of my claims to fame remains a 2016 article documenting Charles Gasparino sending sweaty pictures of himself to me on social media
You can achieve anything, kids
www.mediaite.com/online/why-d...
You can achieve anything, kids
www.mediaite.com/online/why-d...
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I really want a new infamous.
February 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I really want a new infamous.
Kena was really good.
February 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Kena was really good.
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discord lied. don't give them your ID or a facial scan. don't trust them with your ID or biometric data.
"Discord is apparently switching age verification providers to Persona due to the bypasses...
which means everything they said about it being client-side and face images not being uploaded is now false"
which means everything they said about it being client-side and face images not being uploaded is now false"
Folf on X: "Discord is apparently switching age verification providers to Persona due to the bypasses... which means everything they said about it being client-side and face images not being uploaded is now false" / X
Discord is apparently switching age verification providers to Persona due to the bypasses... which means everything they said about it being client-side and face images not being uploaded is now false
x.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
discord lied. don't give them your ID or a facial scan. don't trust them with your ID or biometric data.
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never seen a better clapback to "just playing devil's advocate," this made me screech
rather than play advocate, go meet your client in person to be sure you understand their concerns
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
never seen a better clapback to "just playing devil's advocate," this made me screech
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Trump is systematically dismantling everything. It’s going to be hard for any future government to put all this right. Months and years to build up, seconds to be smashed to pieces.
Rejecting science, Trump reverses conclusion that climate change is harming Americans — Los Angeles Times
The 2009 endangerment finding affirms that carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases pose a threat to human health and welfare. Its repeal marks one of the most significant deregulatory actions in U.S...
apple.news
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Trump is systematically dismantling everything. It’s going to be hard for any future government to put all this right. Months and years to build up, seconds to be smashed to pieces.
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istg like 80% of the time “online himejoshis are really mean and toxic” means “bro walked into a thread of lesbians yapping to reply with his favorite straight pairing and now hes crying about death threats bc one lesbian responded with the stephen universe meme and everyone laughed”
whenever i see stuff like "online himejoshis are really mean and toxic and are obsessed with perfect pure fluffy representation over anything else" im kinda like ohhhhhh okay you dont talk to any trans women into GL got it
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
istg like 80% of the time “online himejoshis are really mean and toxic” means “bro walked into a thread of lesbians yapping to reply with his favorite straight pairing and now hes crying about death threats bc one lesbian responded with the stephen universe meme and everyone laughed”
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The fun thing about centrists is watching them fold into a pretzel at being asked to have any moral compass at all. There is nothing a centrist hates more than being told they should have an opinion about topics that cause material harm.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The fun thing about centrists is watching them fold into a pretzel at being asked to have any moral compass at all. There is nothing a centrist hates more than being told they should have an opinion about topics that cause material harm.
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The decision was made over urgent objections from the administration’s own health and child welfare officials, who say both the facility and the region lack the specialized care the girls need. txst.us/nkokif
Trump administration is sending pregnant migrant girls to South Texas shelter flagged as medically inadequate
Government sources and advocates for the children worry the goal is to concentrate them in Texas, where abortion is banned.
txst.us
February 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The decision was made over urgent objections from the administration’s own health and child welfare officials, who say both the facility and the region lack the specialized care the girls need. txst.us/nkokif
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Minnesota AG: Feds still not cooperating on Pretti and Good investigations
Minnesota AG: Feds still not cooperating on Pretti and Good investigations
The comments come as White House border czar Tom Homan announced an end to the surge in immigration operations in Minneapolis.
dlvr.it
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Minnesota AG: Feds still not cooperating on Pretti and Good investigations
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thank you @goingmedieval.bsky.social for making me aware of this tweet
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
thank you @goingmedieval.bsky.social for making me aware of this tweet
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February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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I've been going to these fancy conferences and just doing a gloves off thing for the last few months and I feel freer than a guy with five DUIs riding an ebike on a sidewalk.
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I've been going to these fancy conferences and just doing a gloves off thing for the last few months and I feel freer than a guy with five DUIs riding an ebike on a sidewalk.
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It's amazing how every Epstein email is just Epstein going "Yeah I backed every right-wing politician because their policies make it easier to rape children, we all love raping children together"
Never could have possibly imagined they would be THIS vindicating
Never could have possibly imagined they would be THIS vindicating
Yikes — Epstein showing appreciation for @GovBillLee pal Betsy Devos making it harder to report sexual abuse on campuses
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
It's amazing how every Epstein email is just Epstein going "Yeah I backed every right-wing politician because their policies make it easier to rape children, we all love raping children together"
Never could have possibly imagined they would be THIS vindicating
Never could have possibly imagined they would be THIS vindicating
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Judge Boasberg seems happy: "Apparently not interested in participating in this process, the Government’s responses essentially told the Court to pound sand."
BREAKING
Judge Boasberg ORDERS the Trump admin to facilitate the return of the more than 100 men spirited out of the country last year without notice or a hearing.
Plaintiffs may also submit habeas petitions from abroad, he says.
Doc buff.ly/rccakD7
Judge Boasberg ORDERS the Trump admin to facilitate the return of the more than 100 men spirited out of the country last year without notice or a hearing.
Plaintiffs may also submit habeas petitions from abroad, he says.
Doc buff.ly/rccakD7
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Judge Boasberg seems happy: "Apparently not interested in participating in this process, the Government’s responses essentially told the Court to pound sand."