✨ Three Moose in a Trenchcoat ✨
@joemoose517.bsky.social
*moose calls in triplicate*
He/him/they/we/us
Gray ace
Star Thief
Knitter, crocheter, beader, meddler, kitten huffer, writer
18+ or you'll be blocked!
A.I. can go fuck itself sideways
Mastadon - https://meow.social/@JoeMoose517
He/him/they/we/us
Gray ace
Star Thief
Knitter, crocheter, beader, meddler, kitten huffer, writer
18+ or you'll be blocked!
A.I. can go fuck itself sideways
Mastadon - https://meow.social/@JoeMoose517
Pinned
In an effort to help with funding for flood recovery, I am selling this hand-made wooly lace shawl!
Pattern is Ashton shawl by Dee O'Keefe.* Added another leaf motif row before doing the border. Measures a general 60 by 30 inches.
100% wool, so it will be itchy to some folks! The yarn is ->
Pattern is Ashton shawl by Dee O'Keefe.* Added another leaf motif row before doing the border. Measures a general 60 by 30 inches.
100% wool, so it will be itchy to some folks! The yarn is ->
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November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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That's one cool doggo. 😎
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/2662537ed5
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Cartoon #Dog #Retro
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/2662537ed5
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Cartoon #Dog #Retro
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
That's one cool doggo. 😎
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/2662537ed5
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Cartoon #Dog #Retro
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/2662537ed5
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Cartoon #Dog #Retro
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Too huge for that short~
KOFI DONATION ART for @jaystarlington.bsky.social
KOFI DONATION ART for @jaystarlington.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Too huge for that short~
KOFI DONATION ART for @jaystarlington.bsky.social
KOFI DONATION ART for @jaystarlington.bsky.social
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oooh! ooohhh! its time for me to nerd out!
the giant clam, Tridacna gigas, can get up to 440lbs and its mantle can be various crazy patterns and colors! i could totally see a clamsona pop out of it's shell like a great fairy 🥰
the giant clam, Tridacna gigas, can get up to 440lbs and its mantle can be various crazy patterns and colors! i could totally see a clamsona pop out of it's shell like a great fairy 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
oooh! ooohhh! its time for me to nerd out!
the giant clam, Tridacna gigas, can get up to 440lbs and its mantle can be various crazy patterns and colors! i could totally see a clamsona pop out of it's shell like a great fairy 🥰
the giant clam, Tridacna gigas, can get up to 440lbs and its mantle can be various crazy patterns and colors! i could totally see a clamsona pop out of it's shell like a great fairy 🥰
Having art/manga of ladies having their way with each other spoils the oh-so-homo/gay look of my feed I've worked so hard for. How dare they!
😂🤣🤪
😂🤣🤪
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Having art/manga of ladies having their way with each other spoils the oh-so-homo/gay look of my feed I've worked so hard for. How dare they!
😂🤣🤪
😂🤣🤪
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I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
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I need new glasses so I can see, god help me. I'm opening for PWYW k*-fi comms!
A couple coffees will get you a simple color comm like these, a few coffees is a headshot or bust and a couple is a fullbody!
Just send me a message me with your comm details before you buy me a coffee!
A couple coffees will get you a simple color comm like these, a few coffees is a headshot or bust and a couple is a fullbody!
Just send me a message me with your comm details before you buy me a coffee!
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I need new glasses so I can see, god help me. I'm opening for PWYW k*-fi comms!
A couple coffees will get you a simple color comm like these, a few coffees is a headshot or bust and a couple is a fullbody!
Just send me a message me with your comm details before you buy me a coffee!
A couple coffees will get you a simple color comm like these, a few coffees is a headshot or bust and a couple is a fullbody!
Just send me a message me with your comm details before you buy me a coffee!
Just heard Niece No.2 singing Oasis' "Don't Look Back in Anger" in swaying operetta, and I'm like, oh yeah girl keep it up. 🤩
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Just heard Niece No.2 singing Oasis' "Don't Look Back in Anger" in swaying operetta, and I'm like, oh yeah girl keep it up. 🤩
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Possum
Ridley sea turtle
Ocelot
Squirrel
Admiral butterfly
Possum
Ridley sea turtle
Ocelot
Squirrel
Admiral butterfly
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
pika
bobcat
red fox
raccoon
grizzly bear
pika
bobcat
red fox
raccoon
grizzly bear
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
tanuki
sika deer
macaque
weasel
masked palm civet
I've still never seen a serow (kamoshika) but I tried!! 😭
tanuki
sika deer
macaque
weasel
masked palm civet
I've still never seen a serow (kamoshika) but I tried!! 😭
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Possum
Ridley sea turtle
Ocelot
Squirrel
Admiral butterfly
Possum
Ridley sea turtle
Ocelot
Squirrel
Admiral butterfly
I'm very happy and so danged relieved that I am done with Pt2 of the Serial Stories: I've Got The News. It was a snarl that needed untangling, and I think I got it. This is also my first attempt at a mystery, so please be kind.
awritingmoose.wordpress.com/2025/11/29/i...
#writing #story #mystery
awritingmoose.wordpress.com/2025/11/29/i...
#writing #story #mystery
Serial Stories: I’ve Got The News (Pt.2)
Author’s Note: Finally got this snarl untangled! Pt.3 is in the works! Previously… “I trust you have been doing well, Mr. Moose,” Ichabod said. His eyes focused on Bradley with the inte…
awritingmoose.wordpress.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm very happy and so danged relieved that I am done with Pt2 of the Serial Stories: I've Got The News. It was a snarl that needed untangling, and I think I got it. This is also my first attempt at a mystery, so please be kind.
awritingmoose.wordpress.com/2025/11/29/i...
#writing #story #mystery
awritingmoose.wordpress.com/2025/11/29/i...
#writing #story #mystery
And we're up!
I’ve Got The News (Pt.2)
Author's Note: Finally got this snarl untangled! Pt.3 is in the works! Previously... “I trust you have been doing well, Mr. Moose,” Ichabod said. His eyes focused on Bradley with the intensity of a laser drill. “I am sure you have been spending the past years in ignorant bliss.” “Listen,” Bradley said. “Who are you again?” The eyes stabbed at Bradley accusingly.
awritingmoose.wordpress.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
And we're up!
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Gorgeous dragons! @floverale.bsky.social, these are amazing, and I love them so much! 😍😍😍😍💜💜💜💜💜
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Gorgeous dragons! @floverale.bsky.social, these are amazing, and I love them so much! 😍😍😍😍💜💜💜💜💜
Pay the bills first off. Save enough to get the roof replaced. Maybe get some nice sparkly beads (u.u )
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Pay the bills first off. Save enough to get the roof replaced. Maybe get some nice sparkly beads (u.u )
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Its @cakeaholictiger.bsky.social and @vanillionshake.bsky.social getting some boba
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Its @cakeaholictiger.bsky.social and @vanillionshake.bsky.social getting some boba
Oh before I forget:
Part two of my latest Serial Stories is almost done! Needs some editing though.
(Gods above I need to write more often...)
Part two of my latest Serial Stories is almost done! Needs some editing though.
(Gods above I need to write more often...)
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Oh before I forget:
Part two of my latest Serial Stories is almost done! Needs some editing though.
(Gods above I need to write more often...)
Part two of my latest Serial Stories is almost done! Needs some editing though.
(Gods above I need to write more often...)
I'm suddenly inspired....
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm suddenly inspired....
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my family did a zoom call to catch up post thanksgiving and we all drew reindeers, and here is my cheesy lil guy
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my family did a zoom call to catch up post thanksgiving and we all drew reindeers, and here is my cheesy lil guy
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As posted in a few servers and was alerted to this picture earlier today: What they said. DO NOT FILL IT OUT, it is there to fuck with your artist peers and yourself, they (paypal) can and will abuse this and steal your money by banning your account
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
As posted in a few servers and was alerted to this picture earlier today: What they said. DO NOT FILL IT OUT, it is there to fuck with your artist peers and yourself, they (paypal) can and will abuse this and steal your money by banning your account
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Another slightly older piece, of a construction worker sneaking off to have a smoke 🐻
#nsfw
#nsfw
August 15, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Another slightly older piece, of a construction worker sneaking off to have a smoke 🐻
#nsfw
#nsfw
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Just in time for the holiday season, it's the defender of the children of the world!
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just in time for the holiday season, it's the defender of the children of the world!