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✨ Three Moose in a Trenchcoat ✨
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*moose calls in triplicate*

He/him/they/we/us
Gray ace
Star Thief
Knitter, crocheter, beader, meddler, kitten huffer, writer

18+ or you'll be blocked!

A.I. can go fuck itself sideways

Mastadon - https://meow.social/@JoeMoose517
Either you're getting belly scratches, or you're about to be fed some kick-ass burgers.

It's both, isn't it.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Very well, apparently.
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ate a bit too many Scooby Snacks, huh?
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Reposted by ✨ Three Moose in a Trenchcoat ✨
oooh! ooohhh! its time for me to nerd out!

the giant clam, Tridacna gigas, can get up to 440lbs and its mantle can be various crazy patterns and colors! i could totally see a clamsona pop out of it's shell like a great fairy 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM