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@joekelly.bsky.social
Joe. Baltimore. Bread baker.
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the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
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Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
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From 1964, ecdysiast Blaze Starr in her living room in Baltimore, Maryland. Photo by Diane Arbus.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
From 1964, ecdysiast Blaze Starr in her living room in Baltimore, Maryland. Photo by Diane Arbus.
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I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
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A orange-zested cranberry pecan bread studded with tart berry gems and finished with a snowglobe-like crunch on top so perfect it makes me forget every quickbread that came before it (pumpkin who?) and also converted me to enjoying nuts in loaf cakes.
smittenkitchen.com/2021/11/cran...
smittenkitchen.com/2021/11/cran...
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A orange-zested cranberry pecan bread studded with tart berry gems and finished with a snowglobe-like crunch on top so perfect it makes me forget every quickbread that came before it (pumpkin who?) and also converted me to enjoying nuts in loaf cakes.
smittenkitchen.com/2021/11/cran...
smittenkitchen.com/2021/11/cran...
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In central MD alone, ICE is rapidly contracting:
- AI skip tracing
- AI face recognition
- Cell tower spoofing vehicles
- Signal exploitation equipment
- 6 months of MREs for detainees
- Detainee transport vans
- Device cracking & data exploit firms
- AI skip tracing
- AI face recognition
- Cell tower spoofing vehicles
- Signal exploitation equipment
- 6 months of MREs for detainees
- Detainee transport vans
- Device cracking & data exploit firms
I have been actively watching contracts and surge funding over the last few days and what I would say to my friends in Baltimore is “be absolutely ready, right now.”
ICE poised to ramp up raids in Baltimore by Thanksgiving
The Trump administration has rush-ordered infrastructure to conduct raids, abduct residents, and detain people for months.
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
In central MD alone, ICE is rapidly contracting:
- AI skip tracing
- AI face recognition
- Cell tower spoofing vehicles
- Signal exploitation equipment
- 6 months of MREs for detainees
- Detainee transport vans
- Device cracking & data exploit firms
- AI skip tracing
- AI face recognition
- Cell tower spoofing vehicles
- Signal exploitation equipment
- 6 months of MREs for detainees
- Detainee transport vans
- Device cracking & data exploit firms
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If you've ever made breakfast burritos only to find them to be a staggering amount of work, this is the recipe for you -- the sheet pan is 100% easier. I include instructions for freezing and defrosting; future you is so glad you made extra.
smittenkitchen.com/2018/09/brea...
smittenkitchen.com/2018/09/brea...
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If you've ever made breakfast burritos only to find them to be a staggering amount of work, this is the recipe for you -- the sheet pan is 100% easier. I include instructions for freezing and defrosting; future you is so glad you made extra.
smittenkitchen.com/2018/09/brea...
smittenkitchen.com/2018/09/brea...
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Ballymun municipal refuse centre, November 4th 2025
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ballymun municipal refuse centre, November 4th 2025
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Daylight Donuts
Nowata, OK
Nowata, OK
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Daylight Donuts
Nowata, OK
Nowata, OK
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IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
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Broccoli cheddar soup, exactly the way I always wanted it to be -- a lot of broccoli, a little bit of richness, and the coziest thing on a chilly evening.
smittenkitchen.com/2015/09/broc...
smittenkitchen.com/2015/09/broc...
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Broccoli cheddar soup, exactly the way I always wanted it to be -- a lot of broccoli, a little bit of richness, and the coziest thing on a chilly evening.
smittenkitchen.com/2015/09/broc...
smittenkitchen.com/2015/09/broc...
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A bright green spinach pesto and artichoke heart pizza we can't get enough of and a love letter to failproof pan pizzas, so perfect for home cooks. Big thanks to Folu for the Instagram inspiration!
smittenkitchen.com/2024/04/spin...
smittenkitchen.com/2024/04/spin...
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A bright green spinach pesto and artichoke heart pizza we can't get enough of and a love letter to failproof pan pizzas, so perfect for home cooks. Big thanks to Folu for the Instagram inspiration!
smittenkitchen.com/2024/04/spin...
smittenkitchen.com/2024/04/spin...
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1674
October 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1674
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From Sammlung geometrischer und perspectivischer, in Farben ausgeführter Zeichnungen, 36 Blätter umfassend (Cod. Guelf. 74.1 Aug. 2°; Heinemann-Nr. 2708) (16th century).
Source: Herzog August Bibliothek
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/4a2115d3-01f4-47e3-95c9-cbb08fa9ab97
#perspective #shapes
Source: Herzog August Bibliothek
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/4a2115d3-01f4-47e3-95c9-cbb08fa9ab97
#perspective #shapes
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
From Sammlung geometrischer und perspectivischer, in Farben ausgeführter Zeichnungen, 36 Blätter umfassend (Cod. Guelf. 74.1 Aug. 2°; Heinemann-Nr. 2708) (16th century).
Source: Herzog August Bibliothek
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/4a2115d3-01f4-47e3-95c9-cbb08fa9ab97
#perspective #shapes
Source: Herzog August Bibliothek
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/4a2115d3-01f4-47e3-95c9-cbb08fa9ab97
#perspective #shapes
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Mods are asleep post brassicas
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mods are asleep post brassicas
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Soaring into the week’s end
July 28, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Soaring into the week’s end
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The Portland frogs are great but the Chinese frogs were the OGs
October 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The Portland frogs are great but the Chinese frogs were the OGs
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This cake tastes like a glazed apple cider doughnut and will make your kitchen smell like fall blew up (gently, aromatically) in it, but is secretly even more magical: it’s naturally dairy- and egg-free.
smittenkitchen.com/2024/10/glaz...
smittenkitchen.com/2024/10/glaz...
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This cake tastes like a glazed apple cider doughnut and will make your kitchen smell like fall blew up (gently, aromatically) in it, but is secretly even more magical: it’s naturally dairy- and egg-free.
smittenkitchen.com/2024/10/glaz...
smittenkitchen.com/2024/10/glaz...
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WFMU's Hellraiser Fundraiser runs through Oct. and gets us through the winter months, when the funds we raised in our spring Marathon are dwindling. There's new swag, and special programs will happen throughout the month! Help us out with a donation and grab one of two new T-shirts. pledge.wfmu.org
October 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
WFMU's Hellraiser Fundraiser runs through Oct. and gets us through the winter months, when the funds we raised in our spring Marathon are dwindling. There's new swag, and special programs will happen throughout the month! Help us out with a donation and grab one of two new T-shirts. pledge.wfmu.org
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Timeline cleanser 🐈
September 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Timeline cleanser 🐈
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I think one of the most important lessons to learn in life is that you don’t get to choose what turns you on or fucks you up
September 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I think one of the most important lessons to learn in life is that you don’t get to choose what turns you on or fucks you up
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Here’s a convenient way to find alternatives to Uline for your business: refuseuline.com
September 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Here’s a convenient way to find alternatives to Uline for your business: refuseuline.com
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kinda wild that there were four years in power to safeguard against all of this happening and the threat was seen as defeated not imminent
September 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
kinda wild that there were four years in power to safeguard against all of this happening and the threat was seen as defeated not imminent