Joaby
@joabyjojo.com
Games critic, author, podcaster. My new book Till The Heavens Burst is out now! https://joabyjojo.com/2024/11/15/till-the-heavens-burst-is-available-now/
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Joaby
@joabyjojo.com
· Nov 15
Till The Heavens Burst Is Available Now!
Go and buy my new book, Till The Heavens Burst! It’s available in both ebook and paperback formats via Amazon. I understand that some people don’t like Amazon, and if you fit in that bu…
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Hey there! Go and buy my new book, Till The Heavens Burst! It's set in Australia and it has cosmic horror entities and magical realism and graphic violence and a lot of swearing and... this pitch isn't going how I first intended. Anyway get it up ya! joabyjojo.com/2024/11/15/t...
Metroid Prime 4 out of 10 walking in my Halo 4 out of 10 footprints
December 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Metroid Prime 4 out of 10 walking in my Halo 4 out of 10 footprints
Hmmmm been putting off updating windows for weeks and now it just mysteriously bsods and updates on reboot how convenient
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hmmmm been putting off updating windows for weeks and now it just mysteriously bsods and updates on reboot how convenient
Why wait for Jonathan Blows game when void stranger already exists
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Why wait for Jonathan Blows game when void stranger already exists
I live my life by one rule above all others
If I get someone's hat, I put it on and say "I'm <person's name>, Howdy Howdy Howdy"
If I get someone's hat, I put it on and say "I'm <person's name>, Howdy Howdy Howdy"
December 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I live my life by one rule above all others
If I get someone's hat, I put it on and say "I'm <person's name>, Howdy Howdy Howdy"
If I get someone's hat, I put it on and say "I'm <person's name>, Howdy Howdy Howdy"
Ok Joaby no more Roguelike Deckbuilders until you have a few more spoons of Dwarf
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ok Joaby no more Roguelike Deckbuilders until you have a few more spoons of Dwarf
useless horseshit i know for a fact it doesn't use a fuckin buttermilk brine
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
useless horseshit i know for a fact it doesn't use a fuckin buttermilk brine
I can't donate again till Feb but if you haven't been in 3 months, there's no better time!
I'm already booked in for tomorrow as they called me last week to say their levels of O blood type were low, so now they will need that even more!
If you're able to donate then this is one way to help during this horrible event.
If you're able to donate then this is one way to help during this horrible event.
Donating blood is an incredibly important way that so many people can help in the aftermath of a mass casualty event, as these frequently strain bloodbank reserves.
Australians can begin donation through the Red Cross Lifeblood service or by calling 13 14 95.
www.lifeblood.com.au/donors/blood...
Australians can begin donation through the Red Cross Lifeblood service or by calling 13 14 95.
www.lifeblood.com.au/donors/blood...
December 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I can't donate again till Feb but if you haven't been in 3 months, there's no better time!
my game awards show isn't gonna announce Half Life 3 either
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
my game awards show isn't gonna announce Half Life 3 either
I'm not a combat expert but what the fuck was this attack gonna achieve
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm not a combat expert but what the fuck was this attack gonna achieve
The 4th and final(????) character in Slay the Spire 2 is The Regent!
He summons minions and can make his own weapons. I wonder how Shiny Shoe feel about him. Honoured, or will they take Umbra-ge?
steamcommunity.com/app/646570/e...
He summons minions and can make his own weapons. I wonder how Shiny Shoe feel about him. Honoured, or will they take Umbra-ge?
steamcommunity.com/app/646570/e...
The Neowsletter - December 2025 :: Slay the Spire Events & Announcements
View full event information here: https://steamcommunity.com/ogg/646570/announcements/detail/500591777095353671
steamcommunity.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The 4th and final(????) character in Slay the Spire 2 is The Regent!
He summons minions and can make his own weapons. I wonder how Shiny Shoe feel about him. Honoured, or will they take Umbra-ge?
steamcommunity.com/app/646570/e...
He summons minions and can make his own weapons. I wonder how Shiny Shoe feel about him. Honoured, or will they take Umbra-ge?
steamcommunity.com/app/646570/e...
everyone thinks being contrarian is easy but now I gotta be excited for the game awards
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
everyone thinks being contrarian is easy but now I gotta be excited for the game awards
training an LLM on this and setting it to post as me so i can live forever
Local Dumbass Has Opinion
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
training an LLM on this and setting it to post as me so i can live forever
Reposted by Joaby
you think if "jingle bells, batman smells" had emerged now the reaction would be a lot of grown men making videos being angry
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
you think if "jingle bells, batman smells" had emerged now the reaction would be a lot of grown men making videos being angry
ahh yeah that's definitely the most recent Nintendo first party title
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
ahh yeah that's definitely the most recent Nintendo first party title
Been watching Detroiters and I can't believe I missed it until now. It's so fucking good.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Been watching Detroiters and I can't believe I missed it until now. It's so fucking good.
Can't express enough how tilted I am by this review. It legitimately feels like it's from a different universe. Like I'm being gaslit while the stakes couldn't be lower.
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Can't express enough how tilted I am by this review. It legitimately feels like it's from a different universe. Like I'm being gaslit while the stakes couldn't be lower.
Reposted by Joaby
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Broke my toe doing sun salutations if you're wondering how I'm going.
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Broke my toe doing sun salutations if you're wondering how I'm going.
Want to beat the heat this summer?
Travel back in time and kill the oil executives who sold out your future for short term gains!
Travel back in time and kill the oil executives who sold out your future for short term gains!
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Want to beat the heat this summer?
Travel back in time and kill the oil executives who sold out your future for short term gains!
Travel back in time and kill the oil executives who sold out your future for short term gains!
Wow that first boss fight in Metroid Prime 4 sure goes on a bit huh I hope this isn't a sign of things to come
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Wow that first boss fight in Metroid Prime 4 sure goes on a bit huh I hope this isn't a sign of things to come
