ZakuBenn
@jmbenn.bsky.social
"Here" because it's better than "there"
Not sure how we fix what happened, but committed to helping
Not sure how we fix what happened, but committed to helping
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Important to remember!!!
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November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Important to remember!!!
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🤔... Bros look constipated 🤷🏾♂️
October 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
🤔... Bros look constipated 🤷🏾♂️
Also, are they trying to destroy the HRA ("Obamacare") so that they can make a bunch of folks suffer, then swoop in with their shittier "MAGA-Care" and claim to save the day for another "win"??
Btw I heard MAGA-care gynos are going to be ICE agents, because takes one to know one...
Btw I heard MAGA-care gynos are going to be ICE agents, because takes one to know one...
October 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Also, are they trying to destroy the HRA ("Obamacare") so that they can make a bunch of folks suffer, then swoop in with their shittier "MAGA-Care" and claim to save the day for another "win"??
Btw I heard MAGA-care gynos are going to be ICE agents, because takes one to know one...
Btw I heard MAGA-care gynos are going to be ICE agents, because takes one to know one...
Yo, um, does anyone else get like, *dizzy* from time-to-time when you think about the world too hard?
I mean, fuck, there's gonna be a diagnosis specifically for folks traumatized by just bearing witness to what's happening - and with our luck it'll be called...
Trump Derangement Syndrom
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I mean, fuck, there's gonna be a diagnosis specifically for folks traumatized by just bearing witness to what's happening - and with our luck it'll be called...
Trump Derangement Syndrom
🤦🏾♂️🙄😒
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yo, um, does anyone else get like, *dizzy* from time-to-time when you think about the world too hard?
I mean, fuck, there's gonna be a diagnosis specifically for folks traumatized by just bearing witness to what's happening - and with our luck it'll be called...
Trump Derangement Syndrom
🤦🏾♂️🙄😒
I mean, fuck, there's gonna be a diagnosis specifically for folks traumatized by just bearing witness to what's happening - and with our luck it'll be called...
Trump Derangement Syndrom
🤦🏾♂️🙄😒
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Welcome to Antifa, Lori Lightfoot
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Welcome to Antifa, Lori Lightfoot
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BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes.
Please Use it and SHARE!
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ag.ny.gov
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes.
Please Use it and SHARE!
ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...
Please Use it and SHARE!
ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...
He came in on the underside of someone's shoe...
Stephen Miller is an evil freak who has been telling people exactly who he is for many years. He wrote an op-ed criticizing his California HIGH SCHOOL'S response to 9/11 saying that Bin Laden himself would feel welcome there. How we ever let him into the halls of power is beyond me.
September 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
He came in on the underside of someone's shoe...
This guy is the tits 👍🏾
This appears to be the full video of the Chicago delivery worker. It actually appears that an agent tries to assault him after he curses the Dear Leader Kim il Trump to their faces.
September 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This guy is the tits 👍🏾
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One way to get me to donate more money to the Democratic party would be to stop letting Hakeem Jeffries send the fucking emails 🙄
September 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
One way to get me to donate more money to the Democratic party would be to stop letting Hakeem Jeffries send the fucking emails 🙄
Yooooo why didn't anyone tell me that Substack is legit terrifying?!
It's like:
BlueSky - (Semi-)Rational adults resisting and shitposting
Facebook - how everyone found out their uncle's a racist
Substack - NO REALLY ITSTHEEEEEEEEND* 💀☠️😵
*but really, it feels bleak AF out here right now
It's like:
BlueSky - (Semi-)Rational adults resisting and shitposting
Facebook - how everyone found out their uncle's a racist
Substack - NO REALLY ITSTHEEEEEEEEND* 💀☠️😵
*but really, it feels bleak AF out here right now
September 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yooooo why didn't anyone tell me that Substack is legit terrifying?!
It's like:
BlueSky - (Semi-)Rational adults resisting and shitposting
Facebook - how everyone found out their uncle's a racist
Substack - NO REALLY ITSTHEEEEEEEEND* 💀☠️😵
*but really, it feels bleak AF out here right now
It's like:
BlueSky - (Semi-)Rational adults resisting and shitposting
Facebook - how everyone found out their uncle's a racist
Substack - NO REALLY ITSTHEEEEEEEEND* 💀☠️😵
*but really, it feels bleak AF out here right now
Sooooo we have to hold out for another 3+ years... and *then* fight the Final Boss,
"Rampant Disenfranchisement Efforts"?
Oyyyy... 🤦🏾♂️😮💨😒
"Rampant Disenfranchisement Efforts"?
Oyyyy... 🤦🏾♂️😮💨😒
September 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sooooo we have to hold out for another 3+ years... and *then* fight the Final Boss,
"Rampant Disenfranchisement Efforts"?
Oyyyy... 🤦🏾♂️😮💨😒
"Rampant Disenfranchisement Efforts"?
Oyyyy... 🤦🏾♂️😮💨😒
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Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School.
A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country.
Our priorities remain idiotic.
A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country.
Our priorities remain idiotic.
August 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School.
A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country.
Our priorities remain idiotic.
A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country.
Our priorities remain idiotic.
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They're gonna depict us as only enslaved peoples, have Harriet Tubman and George Washington Carver exhibits, and give out peanut butter and raw cotton samples at the end of the tours
Fuuuuuuuck this can't get dumber 🙄😒😮💨
They're gonna depict us as only enslaved peoples, have Harriet Tubman and George Washington Carver exhibits, and give out peanut butter and raw cotton samples at the end of the tours
Fuuuuuuuck this can't get dumber 🙄😒😮💨
This former model, with no background in history, has been put in charge of curating what is "appropriate" at the National Museum of African American History.
August 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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They're gonna depict us as only enslaved peoples, have Harriet Tubman and George Washington Carver exhibits, and give out peanut butter and raw cotton samples at the end of the tours
Fuuuuuuuck this can't get dumber 🙄😒😮💨
They're gonna depict us as only enslaved peoples, have Harriet Tubman and George Washington Carver exhibits, and give out peanut butter and raw cotton samples at the end of the tours
Fuuuuuuuck this can't get dumber 🙄😒😮💨
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𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐔.𝐒. 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐃𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲?
𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐈 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞: 𝟏-𝟖𝟕𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟖𝟕.
𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐈 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞: 𝟏-𝟖𝟕𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟖𝟕.
August 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐔.𝐒. 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐃𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲?
𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐈 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞: 𝟏-𝟖𝟕𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟖𝟕.
𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐈 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞: 𝟏-𝟖𝟕𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟖𝟕.
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Sandwich thrown at FBI agent in Washington DC
"The DC man—good and drunk and ready for vigilante justice—sacrifices his evening meal of a footlong sub sandwich for the moral arc of the universe."
"The DC man—good and drunk and ready for vigilante justice—sacrifices his evening meal of a footlong sub sandwich for the moral arc of the universe."
August 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Sandwich thrown at FBI agent in Washington DC
"The DC man—good and drunk and ready for vigilante justice—sacrifices his evening meal of a footlong sub sandwich for the moral arc of the universe."
"The DC man—good and drunk and ready for vigilante justice—sacrifices his evening meal of a footlong sub sandwich for the moral arc of the universe."
Whoop whoop!!! 🥳
Cards designed!!
Cards designed!!
August 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Whoop whoop!!! 🥳
Cards designed!!
Cards designed!!
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If you're National Guard in the DC metro area, text me securely via Signal at 202-510-1268
August 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If you're National Guard in the DC metro area, text me securely via Signal at 202-510-1268
I know we say this all the time...
but THIS is the most dumbest timeline... 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
but THIS is the most dumbest timeline... 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Dean Cain, actor who played Superman, says he will be "sworn in as an ICE agent ASAP"
An ICE spokesperson ICE Assistant Secretary confirmed that Dean Cain will be sworn in as an honorary ICE officer in the coming month.
www.cbsnews.com
August 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I know we say this all the time...
but THIS is the most dumbest timeline... 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
but THIS is the most dumbest timeline... 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Ope! So effin happy to run into ya here @charlieberens.bsky.social!!
August 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ope! So effin happy to run into ya here @charlieberens.bsky.social!!
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🗳️ I am running to be a Town Commissioner in Waxhaw because I believe not in building bridges - not walls - and ensuring every one of my Waxhaw neighbors feels represented and heard.
If you're able, would you consider chipping or sharing the link with friends? You have my thanks 🙏🏾
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August 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
🗳️ I am running to be a Town Commissioner in Waxhaw because I believe not in building bridges - not walls - and ensuring every one of my Waxhaw neighbors feels represented and heard.
If you're able, would you consider chipping or sharing the link with friends? You have my thanks 🙏🏾
👉 Donate here:
If you're able, would you consider chipping or sharing the link with friends? You have my thanks 🙏🏾
👉 Donate here:
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All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.