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ZakuBenn
@jmbenn.bsky.social
"Here" because it's better than "there"

Not sure how we fix what happened, but committed to helping
Whoop whoop!!! 🥳

Cards designed!!
August 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
There's this group in my mostly red small town that call themselves the "Waxhaw Wall" - they are running unopposed and poised to take over the Board of Commissioners 100% with no challenge. So just wanted to say...

I'm running for Town of Waxhaw Commissioner!!
July 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Just heard this Beto guy speak and what a fucking inspiration ✊🏾
July 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So... did anyone install that killswitch they were talking about??
May 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
*annoyed*
Thought zombies were like a year-3 thing but okay... 😤
March 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
But the batteries!!
🚗💥🚗 = 🔋🔥 =
March 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Legit, looking at what hardcore MAGA people post on socmed is both terrifying and absolutely confounding.

They literally live in another reality where any- and everything contrary to what they believe is completely, 100% fabricated and performative. It's literal brainwashing on a huge scale 🤯
February 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Thanks, that was fun 😊
February 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social are THESE nice mushrooms??? Jw
February 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I picked up a sweet Claws of the Wolf awhile ago that's stellar. I use it when I'm giving GravLance a break.
February 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Okay so, shitty headline, but look! #BlueSky is in the social media bar!
January 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
We're having my son's 9th birthday party today and I couldn't help but think...

Hell yeah! 🤘🏾 This super mega paper towel roll will really convey to our guests how resource-secure we are!! 🤣
January 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Remember this guy?

Be like this guy.

Happy Marting Luther King Jr. Day everybody 🎤👨🏿💙
January 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Braised Chicken Thighs on Brown Rice

Promise it tastes way better than it looks lol
January 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
(from this morning)

Eh, not the best picture, but hello moon
January 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM