Judah Kelber
@jkelber.bsky.social
Former IT guy who likes to cook and garden. USMC (Reserves) veteran. Almost-native Oregonian (moved here when I was 1 month old, that ought to count for something). Whee?
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as the hosts hint that they would like to be invited to watch the movie at the white house, one asks "is there a movie theater in the white house?"
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
of all of the things I am going to not watch, this is the thing I am going to not watch the most
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
as the hosts hint that they would like to be invited to watch the movie at the white house, one asks "is there a movie theater in the white house?"
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
no, dumbass, there is not. It was in the east wing.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
Play of the game right there.
Work smarter, not harder 🤣
Kyle Van Noy picked it off, then handed it to the faster Alohi Gilman, who took it to the house!
(via @Ravens)
Kyle Van Noy picked it off, then handed it to the faster Alohi Gilman, who took it to the house!
(via @Ravens)
December 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Play of the game right there.
I've watched this at least 15 times today.
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I've watched this at least 15 times today.
I am also resigning as top federal prosecutor in New Jersey.
NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — Trump's former lawyer Alina Habba says she is resigning as top federal prosecutor in New Jersey.
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I am also resigning as top federal prosecutor in New Jersey.
Ravens can't lose to the Chiefs in the playoffs if the Ravens and Chiefs don't make the playoffs.
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Ravens can't lose to the Chiefs in the playoffs if the Ravens and Chiefs don't make the playoffs.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Didn’t cook for Thanksgiving, made up for it today.
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Didn’t cook for Thanksgiving, made up for it today.
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I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
This isn't a movie, it's real life! Ken has the best sliding sports coverage.
It happened again. For the third straight race now Jamaica's won a gold medal in bobsled.
Further, Trinidad & Tobago's Axel Brown slid to a silver medal, the nation's second in sliding!
Story: www.slidingonice.com?p=13258
Further, Trinidad & Tobago's Axel Brown slid to a silver medal, the nation's second in sliding!
Story: www.slidingonice.com?p=13258
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This isn't a movie, it's real life! Ken has the best sliding sports coverage.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
We used to be a proper country, where astronauts would respond to hecklers in person. www.youtube.com/shorts/hqoYi...
Flashback 2002: Buzz Aldrin Punches a Conspiracy Theorist #shorts
YouTube video by Mr. Dark Time History
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We used to be a proper country, where astronauts would respond to hecklers in person. www.youtube.com/shorts/hqoYi...
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I don’t know what the Supreme Court will do, but I am confident that at the District Court level it is still the case that the Pentagon cannot recall a sitting US Senator to active duty in order to court martial him for something he said. Article 1, Section 6, among other constitutional provisions.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don’t know what the Supreme Court will do, but I am confident that at the District Court level it is still the case that the Pentagon cannot recall a sitting US Senator to active duty in order to court martial him for something he said. Article 1, Section 6, among other constitutional provisions.
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BREAKING: Judge rules Lindsey Halligan's appointment was not valid, thus, she had no authority to present the James Comey or Letitia James indictments and the indictments are dismissed without prejudice.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
BREAKING: Judge rules Lindsey Halligan's appointment was not valid, thus, she had no authority to present the James Comey or Letitia James indictments and the indictments are dismissed without prejudice.
A temp agency placed me on the front desk at a small biotech startup, and within 6 months I was their IT person. Basically stumbled my way into a career in IT.
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A temp agency placed me on the front desk at a small biotech startup, and within 6 months I was their IT person. Basically stumbled my way into a career in IT.
My goodness Rose Lavelle.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My goodness Rose Lavelle.
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When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
Oregon just ran a goal line play on offense with 3 defensive players on the field and the linebacker got the touchdown? After more penalties than I’ve ever seen on a single drive? This is an odd game, but go Ducks!
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oregon just ran a goal line play on offense with 3 defensive players on the field and the linebacker got the touchdown? After more penalties than I’ve ever seen on a single drive? This is an odd game, but go Ducks!
Leslie Jones was incredible live. Glad my wife bought amazing seats!
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Leslie Jones was incredible live. Glad my wife bought amazing seats!
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can you die of too much news
April 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
can you die of too much news
Please wait while we
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Please wait while we
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.