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Jey Allen
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Il re dei froci.

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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I made a Lego car to avoid implicating myself by telling a local fucknut to name a time and place he wanted his ass beat

How was your day?
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Note how there's no violence or chaos when the cops aren't rioting.
Demonstrators as far as the eye can see. Current status of the march in Downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota for Ice Out of Minnesota. They are turning onto 3rd Street from 5th Avenue.
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold
Outside the Twin Cities this morning, where it is -19F—

Minnesotans are gathered early outside the Whipple Federal Building. ICE and DHS agents currently arriving at work to much disapproval.
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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With the Super Bowl just weeks away, Natalie Carroll takes a look at the relationship between NASCAR and the NFL. pitboxpress.com/2026/01/19/n...
NASCAR and the NFL: American Icons Intertwined
NASCAR and the NFL are two of the most iconic sports in the world, and the two have been intertwined for years.
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January 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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ICE raids are not the first time this was made explicit. I think people downplay how much Jim Crow was not just about controlling Black people but it was also about controlling white people. If you thought racism was dumb and acted that way you could end up with a bomb in your home
Just keep coming back to the fact that keeping people in a constant state of terror is a form of mass disablement and essential to the eugenic project that is the United States.
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.

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The Companies Behind ICE
Sludge built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
readsludge.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Ever wondered who your favorite driver would be as a cartoon? Fortunately, @tannersmithwrites.bsky.social has already thought of that! pitboxpress.com/2026/01/16/n...
NASCAR Drivers As Cartoon Characters, Vol. 1
After a long, heavy offseason, Tanner had some help from his friends to create a new line of articles comparing NASCAR drivers to cartoon characters, starting with Volume 1.
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January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Had a ton of fun working with @kbdc.bsky.social and @jjturnip.bsky.social putting this #NASCAR article together, and there is MUCH more to come for this series!
January 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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A dream come true for many NASCAR fans - The Chase is back. @jjturnip.bsky.social covers the big announcement. pitboxpress.com/2026/01/13/f...
Feeling Like 2004: NASCAR Returns to “Chase” Points Format
Join PBP as we cover the announced changes to NASCAR’s postseason!
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January 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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A time-honored tradition: Republicans offering buts and prayers
January 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Just gonna keep reminding myself that all this shit will have consequences eventually. The world is still a just place even if the wannabe gestapo are running around like its not.

One day all these cretins will have to answer for the things theyve done and I just gotta keep reminding myself of that
January 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Bought myself something for Christmas that finally came
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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@jjturnip.bsky.social and I just mapped out a 29-race tribute to all the times Kevin Harvick closed out a NASCAR race (yes, nearly half of his Cup wins. it sounds exhaustive and might actually be, but the guy was a sicko for swooping in at the last moment)
i think this site really needs to figure out how to grow the non-politics verticals (the baseball moment was a good thing!) because i suspect a lot of the bad clusters come out of the political clusters driving 95% of ENG-lang posts
I'd be happy with big non politics accounts.
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Dan Orvlosky is a biased, asinine, and just simply moronic announcer and im confused to why he's even calling this game.
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Trump didn't even need to prime the US pundit class for months with weapons of mass destruction. Everything he's doing is illegal from bombing fishermen without evidence to invading a foreign country.

Yet all the "Maduro wasn't a good guy" justifications are pouring out now
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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the "you kill him, you become him" rule from The Santa Clause should be applied to all professions
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM