Abe Froman
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Abe Froman
@jgumby.io
Hobo Influencer
man, hooch is crazy
TV Guide, 1990.

Young people may not realize we used to pay $80 to own a single movie.
January 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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[P] X is filled with videos of dudes burning their MISIMA: A LIFE IN FOUR CHAPTERS soundtracks
Lots of guys with backwards ball caps and truck nutz never gonna listen to Philip Glass again
January 27, 2026 at 9:12 PM
this tacky motherfucker has to rub his boogers all over everything
It’s been so busy we haven’t had time to enjoy the renderings for the “Donald J. Trump Terminal” at Dulles. 🤡

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January 27, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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This is totally a fed and you should block this account.
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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When the NRA finds out that a citizen was shot and killed by Federal troops merely because he was carrying a gun, there is going to be hell to pay. This is the exact scenario they have been warning us about! These are the jack-booted government troops from which we need unfettered liberty!
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
a christmas carol but instead of scrooge it's poor whites seeing their future after an injury leaves them unable to work and none of the social safety nets are in place anymore because they kept voting against them because rich people told them to
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Oh the terf island destroying its economy and health care bc they hate immigrants has thoughts
January 21, 2026 at 6:05 PM
how to sum up every mike johnson press conference:

"so asking me about it is a futile exercise."
Mike Johnson: "The president will use every option on the table and we'll see what develops. I don't -- wait a minute -- I don't know any specifics about that, so asking me about it is a futile exercise."
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
here I am, eating my $3 lunch, and this is how I find out my parents have upwards of 12 homes?!?!
Bessent: "Someone, maybe your parents for their retirement have bought 5, 10, 12 homes."
January 20, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"you will watch WHAT I want you to watch, WHEN I want you to watch, and ONLY what I want you to watch. enjoy your freedom, suckers"
Trump, under the guise of patriotism, will attempt to tell private broadcasters and sports teams when they can play games.

This is what dictators do.
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.

It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.

No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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This is giving me a much needed endorphin rush youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
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January 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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The US Treasury and IRS issued draft guidance for the "no tax on tips" provision of Republicans' tax law.

It's open for comment, so we submitted one asking how the provision would apply to a government official who accepts bags of cash in exchange for government contracts.
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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There will be demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
January 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Wow, what are the odds that the great Scott Adams would pass away on the same day as Scott Adams the Dilbert cartoonist?
January 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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COMIC: Fruit Trees
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM