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Jeff Turner
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#RavensFlock #Orioles #UCF #TheU #Terps #Navy #ManCity - #girldad - Loyal Little #43 - from Bmore, living in SoFL - true crime podcasts
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RFK Jr looks like that one guy in every zombie movie who gets bitten but refuses to disclose it out of stubborn egotistical idiot selfishness, all while getting progressively clammier and more unhinged, until he finally goes full monster and gets spectacularly killed
September 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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TMNT was right… 🐢 🐈‍⬛
July 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Went to the beach and had our say!! Lots of protesting pups!! Love, Ruby 🩷🐾 #Nokings
June 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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It’s just Common Sense. “For as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be king; and there ought to be no other.” Thomas Paine for the win.
June 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Proud of Minnesotans
June 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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GOP Senators voted to cancel Donold’s tariffs on Canada. I almost forgot that Congress could rebuke him if they really wanted to.
April 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Jackson Holliday on #Orioles’ 6-homer, 12-run #OpeningDay outburst:

“I was just thinking during the game, I’m like, ‘Man, we don’t even have Gunnar yet. This is pretty sweet.’”
March 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Dear @Doge

If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing
February 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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If your biggest argument against Lamar Jackson winning a 3rd MVP is that people are tired of voting for him you have no goddamn argument and you should shut the fuck up. #RavensFlock
February 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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This is so good.
February 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Excellent post
January 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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To everyone fleeing Facebook and Instagram,

Hi, it’s a me, God! Welcome to Bluesky! 👋

🎶 Blue days, all of them gone
Nothing but blue skies from now on
Blue skies smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies do I see 🎶
January 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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RIP Bengals Cinderella Story.

The season starts in September, fellas. Every year.
January 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Jan 6th was a violent attack on our country, not a “day of love.” The truth is well documented, witnessed by dozens of GOP officials, it’s up to us to defend it against the relentless lies. My latest:

adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/defending-...
Defending The Truth About Jan 6th
We must be relentless and never ceasing to fight the lies
adamkinzinger.substack.com
January 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Girl, I've been in jeopardy my whole adult life.
@amandaknox.com
Be sure to watch Jeopardy tonight. You are the answer!!
January 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Good morning and Happy Tuesday to everyone who wishes the media would grow a spine and learn to interview the lying piece of shit properly the way Barbara Walters did fearlessly back in the day.

She was prepared for his lies and HANDLED him.

Stop sanewashing his crazy bullshit.
December 10, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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😬
December 9, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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I am sure its coming, but old Twitter had a decent sized team that worked with the leagues, teams, etc to really get sports to the level it is on X.

Bluesky need a few people to do that kind of outreach and relationship management. If anyone sees this, happy to recommend some folks.
November 29, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Funny because true.
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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I love this.
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 PM