Jessie
@jessiejensen.bsky.social
she/her
I know who killed google reader
I know who killed google reader
Do I think he’s 💀, no. Did I re-download and resurrect my Bluesky account just in case, yes. (Hi!!)
September 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Do I think he’s 💀, no. Did I re-download and resurrect my Bluesky account just in case, yes. (Hi!!)
I tried to remember this poem but only could come up with impressions of how it made me feel. Eventually I remembered part of it was about sharing a large fruit with coworkers — so glad I could track it down with my feeble google search.
The Orange, by Wendy Cope ♥️
The Orange, by Wendy Cope ♥️
October 24, 2023 at 2:42 AM
I tried to remember this poem but only could come up with impressions of how it made me feel. Eventually I remembered part of it was about sharing a large fruit with coworkers — so glad I could track it down with my feeble google search.
The Orange, by Wendy Cope ♥️
The Orange, by Wendy Cope ♥️
Mormon math is demanding that your congregants give you 10% of their paychecks FIRST (and adding it to your $150+ billion hoard), but then telling them that if they ever need financial help to come to you LAST after exhausting all other possible resources.
October 18, 2023 at 2:49 AM
Mormon math is demanding that your congregants give you 10% of their paychecks FIRST (and adding it to your $150+ billion hoard), but then telling them that if they ever need financial help to come to you LAST after exhausting all other possible resources.
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[reads about the most horrific things imaginable happening all over the world on a daily basis] I just don't know why I'm so anxious lately, lol
October 11, 2023 at 10:01 PM
[reads about the most horrific things imaginable happening all over the world on a daily basis] I just don't know why I'm so anxious lately, lol
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Can't mention Hamas because we don't want to jeopardize our temple plans in Dubai. Can't condemn Netanyahu committing war crimes because we don't want to jeopardize the BYU Jerusalem Center. So here is a mad-libs statement where we just fill in the blank for a general region name.
October 13, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Can't mention Hamas because we don't want to jeopardize our temple plans in Dubai. Can't condemn Netanyahu committing war crimes because we don't want to jeopardize the BYU Jerusalem Center. So here is a mad-libs statement where we just fill in the blank for a general region name.
A heaven that excludes LGBTQ people is a false heaven no one should aspire to achieve. Damn that heaven.
October 1, 2023 at 9:19 PM
A heaven that excludes LGBTQ people is a false heaven no one should aspire to achieve. Damn that heaven.
Tweets: get lots of RTs and favs 🙂
Skeets: get crickets ☹️
Hmm. I guess my haters are right and I *DO* do it all for clicks and engagement 🤔
Skeets: get crickets ☹️
Hmm. I guess my haters are right and I *DO* do it all for clicks and engagement 🤔
September 28, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Tweets: get lots of RTs and favs 🙂
Skeets: get crickets ☹️
Hmm. I guess my haters are right and I *DO* do it all for clicks and engagement 🤔
Skeets: get crickets ☹️
Hmm. I guess my haters are right and I *DO* do it all for clicks and engagement 🤔
Anecdotally: I have flown two trips recently, and there was a marked increase in masking between the first flight (a month ago) and the last flight (a couple days ago). A month ago we were the only masked ones on our entire flight. On Friday, we weren’t even the only masked ones in our *row*.
September 25, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Anecdotally: I have flown two trips recently, and there was a marked increase in masking between the first flight (a month ago) and the last flight (a couple days ago). A month ago we were the only masked ones on our entire flight. On Friday, we weren’t even the only masked ones in our *row*.
I was never overwhelmed by mess when my kid was younger —those messes were never vast and always pretty easy to clean up— but now that he’s 5 and into arts and crafts…send help 😭😭😭 So many scraps of paper 😭😭😭 so many drawing implements 😭😭😭 so much glue stick stickiness 😭😭😭
September 24, 2023 at 4:45 PM
I was never overwhelmed by mess when my kid was younger —those messes were never vast and always pretty easy to clean up— but now that he’s 5 and into arts and crafts…send help 😭😭😭 So many scraps of paper 😭😭😭 so many drawing implements 😭😭😭 so much glue stick stickiness 😭😭😭
Time for my annual spooky szn profile photo change!! Art by Sage Kozub ♥️
September 24, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Time for my annual spooky szn profile photo change!! Art by Sage Kozub ♥️
Are we calling it ‘reskeet’ cuz it was always stupid how Jack made us say ‘retweet’ and now we’re getting him back? If so, I’m on board.
September 24, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Are we calling it ‘reskeet’ cuz it was always stupid how Jack made us say ‘retweet’ and now we’re getting him back? If so, I’m on board.
*Tom-Hanks-as-Jimmy-Dugan voice*
“WHO’S GOO??!!”
“WHO’S GOO??!!”
August 26, 2023 at 11:32 PM
*Tom-Hanks-as-Jimmy-Dugan voice*
“WHO’S GOO??!!”
“WHO’S GOO??!!”
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I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
August 21, 2023 at 8:19 PM
I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
My ma is on Bluesky! @besweet.bsky.social
August 19, 2023 at 5:06 PM
My ma is on Bluesky! @besweet.bsky.social
I have never and will never romanticize early Covid but I do miss my early Covid TikTok algorithm.
August 19, 2023 at 6:11 AM
I have never and will never romanticize early Covid but I do miss my early Covid TikTok algorithm.
“I left the church because of David Bednar before it was cool”
— @endora-bullshit.bsky.social over in the tikkytokky comments 💀
— @endora-bullshit.bsky.social over in the tikkytokky comments 💀
August 19, 2023 at 1:28 AM
“I left the church because of David Bednar before it was cool”
— @endora-bullshit.bsky.social over in the tikkytokky comments 💀
— @endora-bullshit.bsky.social over in the tikkytokky comments 💀
It’s the cruelest time of year: when the algorithm switches to autumn —cable knit sweaters, porches, stews— but Phoenix still has MONTHS of 100+° left.
August 18, 2023 at 7:57 PM
It’s the cruelest time of year: when the algorithm switches to autumn —cable knit sweaters, porches, stews— but Phoenix still has MONTHS of 100+° left.
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BlueSky: *is slow*
me: what did that twitass do now
me: what did that twitass do now
August 18, 2023 at 6:09 PM
BlueSky: *is slow*
me: what did that twitass do now
me: what did that twitass do now
August 18, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Dallin H. Oaks’ grandson and Ballet West Music Director Jared Oaks was recently on a podcast talking about coming out as gay.
(Dallin Oaks is a top leader in the Mormon church; a heartbeat away from being CEO.)
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5jFjnp5LOdGElEIFHXZSvs?si=piT66dT8Sh2EWTism9pRZA
(Dallin Oaks is a top leader in the Mormon church; a heartbeat away from being CEO.)
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5jFjnp5LOdGElEIFHXZSvs?si=piT66dT8Sh2EWTism9pRZA
![“And my grandfather [Dallin H. Oaks] apparently offered to speak to me, but it would have to be confidential. …I said, ‘If he has any questions, he can ask me,’ and she said, ‘He doesn’t need your help to understand anything.’ And after my grandpa knew that I’d come out, I noticed that the negative messages about LGBTQ issues increased.”
—Jared Oaks, Dallin H. Oaks’
grandson, on coming out as gay](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nqlnliomzfotflyxbyuu3m5t/bafkreieum42po3derjuigsnmvfkh3n2jourcbz7tmysbz2z4fhtiqe7aje@jpeg)
July 26, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Dallin H. Oaks’ grandson and Ballet West Music Director Jared Oaks was recently on a podcast talking about coming out as gay.
(Dallin Oaks is a top leader in the Mormon church; a heartbeat away from being CEO.)
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5jFjnp5LOdGElEIFHXZSvs?si=piT66dT8Sh2EWTism9pRZA
(Dallin Oaks is a top leader in the Mormon church; a heartbeat away from being CEO.)
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5jFjnp5LOdGElEIFHXZSvs?si=piT66dT8Sh2EWTism9pRZA
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Only a matter of time now.
July 24, 2023 at 6:04 PM
Only a matter of time now.
Are we cross posting here, or splitting content, or…?
July 5, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Are we cross posting here, or splitting content, or…?
Me using a Giles
weighted Corey
blanket
🤝
“More…weight.”
weighted Corey
blanket
🤝
“More…weight.”
July 3, 2023 at 5:45 AM
Me using a Giles
weighted Corey
blanket
🤝
“More…weight.”
weighted Corey
blanket
🤝
“More…weight.”
Gave him a piece of my mind.
July 2, 2023 at 4:08 AM
Gave him a piece of my mind.