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threat supermodel. clocky like lamport.
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I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
billionaires want to live in the kinds of cities that massively taxing billionaires directly creates
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
well, I'm sold on ebikes
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
chuck schumer out here trying to beat pierre poilievre at being an incompetent leader of the loyal opposition
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
dear chuck schumer i take it all back if you arranged for john cornyn to mysteriously vanish
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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If your position is that Democrats have no choice but to agree, than you are impliedly admitting the Democrats are no longer an opposition party because the cost of opposition is too high, and we are effectively a one party fascist state.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the more i study westminster-style parliamentary dynamics, the more absolutely absurd it seems that "strict textualism" is a position the US founders might have plausibly held
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
really tired of the drumbeat of transgender death
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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The prospect of counter gerrymandering squicked me out ten years ago but we’re at war now so I don’t care
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
thank you zohran rama and my wife for once again confirming for me that i am bisexual
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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bluesky has been so fun lately. we need more baseball and more left-wing political wins.

but especially more left-wing political wins.
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?

in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
July 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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that’s because it was the 2000s and the 2000s were somehow worse than the 90s
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start

If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
to be clear:

parsing is so hard to do reliably, securely, and correctly that the people responsible for one of the most-used software installation systems in the world are throwing out a large part of the work they've done on that over the last 27 years just so they can do it more safely
hard dependency on rustc for apt so that they can parse input in a way that isn't the software equivalent of clipping jumper cables directly to overhead lines
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I've decided that we're all good now. I trust this settles things.
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
wow guys did you know that as it turns out the right isn't operating in good faith
November 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
lol. lmao.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM