JeniEats
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Twin Cities. Tired mom. Retired food blogger with a newsletter. Watch me do a V-Lookup. The hottest girl in this CVS buying Gas-X. I hate Ted Cruz. https://www.patreon.com/jenieats
I swear all of the CEOs got together and decided to make everyone RTO at least 3 days a week, all the mall Santa photo companies decided to set their prices at a minimum of $40 a package and grocery stores decided to stock their shelves curing peak shopping hours when the aisles are jammed
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I swear all of the CEOs got together and decided to make everyone RTO at least 3 days a week, all the mall Santa photo companies decided to set their prices at a minimum of $40 a package and grocery stores decided to stock their shelves curing peak shopping hours when the aisles are jammed
I want to feel bad for the sad Burnsville Center mall Santa but the cheapest photo package is $40?
December 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I want to feel bad for the sad Burnsville Center mall Santa but the cheapest photo package is $40?
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Most normie Caesar salads are just lettuce Alfredo anyway
Feel like this was heralded by every upscale place having their take on a Caesar salad
I can’t explain it but I think Alfredo sauce is about to get fuckin huge
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Most normie Caesar salads are just lettuce Alfredo anyway
Watching that Ryan Trahan video bit the Burnsville Center is making me feel things. You’ll always feel things about your childhood mall.
I swear the ghosts of my mom and grandma are still walking there today, back when Macy’s was Daytons and we were meeting boys there for movies.
I swear the ghosts of my mom and grandma are still walking there today, back when Macy’s was Daytons and we were meeting boys there for movies.
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Watching that Ryan Trahan video bit the Burnsville Center is making me feel things. You’ll always feel things about your childhood mall.
I swear the ghosts of my mom and grandma are still walking there today, back when Macy’s was Daytons and we were meeting boys there for movies.
I swear the ghosts of my mom and grandma are still walking there today, back when Macy’s was Daytons and we were meeting boys there for movies.
Love when my parents bring us pasties from their favorite Iron Range place.
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Love when my parents bring us pasties from their favorite Iron Range place.
You might be able to make me RTO but you can’t stop me from putting flair on my desk!
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
You might be able to make me RTO but you can’t stop me from putting flair on my desk!
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After I had my daughter, one of the qualities I looked for in infant formula was existence, which was an aspect my breast milk lacked
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
After I had my daughter, one of the qualities I looked for in infant formula was existence, which was an aspect my breast milk lacked
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Working on new post after first visit to a Paris Baguette. How does it compare to Tous Les Jours? Each has their own hits.
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Working on new post after first visit to a Paris Baguette. How does it compare to Tous Les Jours? Each has their own hits.
Call me when there’s a Bad Santa holiday drink pop up
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Call me when there’s a Bad Santa holiday drink pop up
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
One of my greatest accomplishments is curating a banging work wardrobe that’s only comprised of stretchy things
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One of my greatest accomplishments is curating a banging work wardrobe that’s only comprised of stretchy things
Started the week with a meeting including a coworker from Texas.
She was thrilled her football teams all won and I was genuinely like, “wow what is it like to live in a state where you win a lot?” 😂
She was thrilled her football teams all won and I was genuinely like, “wow what is it like to live in a state where you win a lot?” 😂
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Started the week with a meeting including a coworker from Texas.
She was thrilled her football teams all won and I was genuinely like, “wow what is it like to live in a state where you win a lot?” 😂
She was thrilled her football teams all won and I was genuinely like, “wow what is it like to live in a state where you win a lot?” 😂
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This was the most exciting thing on Cities 97 in decades
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This was the most exciting thing on Cities 97 in decades
Anytime a non-Korean brand tries to make a Korean-flavored food and fucks it up, I shake my head.
All you have to do is add some gochujang to it! Gochujang already exists. You just add some to your thing!
All you have to do is add some gochujang to it! Gochujang already exists. You just add some to your thing!
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Anytime a non-Korean brand tries to make a Korean-flavored food and fucks it up, I shake my head.
All you have to do is add some gochujang to it! Gochujang already exists. You just add some to your thing!
All you have to do is add some gochujang to it! Gochujang already exists. You just add some to your thing!
New post!
But should you go to the new Chi Chi’s?
Every day is Cyber Monday - subscribe for free! I just want people to enjoy my writing
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But should you go to the new Chi Chi’s?
Every day is Cyber Monday - subscribe for free! I just want people to enjoy my writing
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November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
New post!
But should you go to the new Chi Chi’s?
Every day is Cyber Monday - subscribe for free! I just want people to enjoy my writing
www.patreon.com/posts/but-sh...
But should you go to the new Chi Chi’s?
Every day is Cyber Monday - subscribe for free! I just want people to enjoy my writing
www.patreon.com/posts/but-sh...
New Patreon post!
Ramblings and road trip to a little diner in Delano that serves French Toast and hibachi chicken.
Chi Chi’s post coming next
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Ramblings and road trip to a little diner in Delano that serves French Toast and hibachi chicken.
Chi Chi’s post coming next
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I drove to a little diner in Delano where you can order French crepes and hibachi chicken. | Jeni Eats
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November 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
New Patreon post!
Ramblings and road trip to a little diner in Delano that serves French Toast and hibachi chicken.
Chi Chi’s post coming next
www.patreon.com/posts/i-drov...
Ramblings and road trip to a little diner in Delano that serves French Toast and hibachi chicken.
Chi Chi’s post coming next
www.patreon.com/posts/i-drov...
But can I Costanza my way around the RTO that starts next month ?😂
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
But can I Costanza my way around the RTO that starts next month ?😂
You know when you’re getting old when that scene in Christmas Vacation really happens- where the adults all go around the rosie complaining about their hemorrhoids and moles and taking a pint of fluid out of a lower back
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You know when you’re getting old when that scene in Christmas Vacation really happens- where the adults all go around the rosie complaining about their hemorrhoids and moles and taking a pint of fluid out of a lower back
I haven’t had all of the broasted chickens in MN but I swear the best is at Joseph’s in Stillwater.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I haven’t had all of the broasted chickens in MN but I swear the best is at Joseph’s in Stillwater.
The day after a holiday in the best for snagging a hard to get RSVP and. . .its gotta be the hottest RSVP in town.
We’re going to Chi Chi, baby!
We’re going to Chi Chi, baby!
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The day after a holiday in the best for snagging a hard to get RSVP and. . .its gotta be the hottest RSVP in town.
We’re going to Chi Chi, baby!
We’re going to Chi Chi, baby!
I know you’re not supposed to do it anymore but my relative still bakes their kielbasa-flecked stuffing inside the turkey and I know I’m gambling but it’s delicious
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I know you’re not supposed to do it anymore but my relative still bakes their kielbasa-flecked stuffing inside the turkey and I know I’m gambling but it’s delicious
Neither of us have had a lab before - I swear cartoon dogs are based on labs.
Ours would totally eat your homework.
He likes to chew on shoes.
He loves to play fetch with balls.
He carries sticks.
It’s hilarious
Ours would totally eat your homework.
He likes to chew on shoes.
He loves to play fetch with balls.
He carries sticks.
It’s hilarious
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Neither of us have had a lab before - I swear cartoon dogs are based on labs.
Ours would totally eat your homework.
He likes to chew on shoes.
He loves to play fetch with balls.
He carries sticks.
It’s hilarious
Ours would totally eat your homework.
He likes to chew on shoes.
He loves to play fetch with balls.
He carries sticks.
It’s hilarious
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I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
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Trying not to stare at someone eating the most beautiful báhn mì I have ever seen.
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Trying not to stare at someone eating the most beautiful báhn mì I have ever seen.