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Twin Cities. Tired mom. Retired food blogger with a newsletter. Watch me do a V-Lookup. The hottest girl in this CVS buying Gas-X. I hate Ted Cruz. https://www.patreon.com/jenieats

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 1d

Good perspective

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Indigiqueer Hummingbird ~*For Good*~ @riotousmuse.bsky.social · 1d

You know what I've been doing lately that's even better than touching grass?

Crunching leaves. 🍂🍁

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 1d

Good tip! Sounds like a tasty lunch

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 1d

Also their Halloween meat/seafood cases are 10/10

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 1d

I am LOSING my MIND

sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 1d

the ketchup banchan is fucking destroying me

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 1d

The Halloween Oreos are top tier - better than the regular ones.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 1d

Kowalski’s isn’t cheap, but they have a hot lunch plate that includes a 1/4 rotisserie chicken, two sides and a dinner roll for $9.99 and that seems like a decent value these days.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

😂

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

🤣 that’s a steal!

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

I know it’s been 15 years, but I can’t believe we used to throw some foil around ourselves and collect our free Halloween Chipotle Burrito and now they’re charging $6😭

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

How would George Costanza handle an RTO?

If everyone is on about four hours of Teams calls a day, and I come in for some of the day, they will just know they saw me at some point during the day 😂

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

Hahaha I should be the least annoyed since I live five minutes away

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

Welp, I could smell that RTO announcement from a mile away

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

Saw someone post that women shouldn’t complain when their husbands don’t pick up their dirty socks because someday we’ll miss them lol.

No, you can expect your spouse to pick up their shit.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 4d

Maplewood Mall is always a party. Right now they have a bunch of free bounce houses set up in the first level.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 6d

Was talking my friend about Botox. She said she thinks it’s important for people at work to see her authentic facial expressions and I said it’s probably better that my coworkers don’t.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 6d

Fuck yeah the Tous les Jours in Maplewood opened