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sarah
@jellymiens.bsky.social
· May 24
my pronouns are she/her i'm thirty-two years old and i like this guy
right now someone is starting heavensward trying to mind their own damn business and a bunch of fully leveled players are swooping in to gawk at a mysterious unknown deer type creature
i envy them
i envy them
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
right now someone is starting heavensward trying to mind their own damn business and a bunch of fully leveled players are swooping in to gawk at a mysterious unknown deer type creature
i envy them
i envy them
they made this cookie for me specifically
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
they made this cookie for me specifically
as a connoisseur of salt and pepper potato chips, buc-ee's s+p chips clear
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
as a connoisseur of salt and pepper potato chips, buc-ee's s+p chips clear
ffxiv crafters are doofuses again this year as control materia is like three times the price of cms materia specifically bc the popular meld template says to use control for the first overmeld slot over cms where possible
it doesn't matter what order you do your base and first overmelds in
it doesn't matter what order you do your base and first overmelds in
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
ffxiv crafters are doofuses again this year as control materia is like three times the price of cms materia specifically bc the popular meld template says to use control for the first overmeld slot over cms where possible
it doesn't matter what order you do your base and first overmelds in
it doesn't matter what order you do your base and first overmelds in
heb is sharp for centering their recent ad campaigns on the one part of texas culture that everyone in the state can fully agree on, which is that it's hot as balls here
December 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
heb is sharp for centering their recent ad campaigns on the one part of texas culture that everyone in the state can fully agree on, which is that it's hot as balls here
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this is such a good dialogue box that actually is in this game
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
this is such a good dialogue box that actually is in this game
my apartment has a door alarm which is nice and all but there's no readout on it beyond a few numbers that light up and no indication of what the numbers mean so it's been chirping at me since i got home and i have no idea why
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
my apartment has a door alarm which is nice and all but there's no readout on it beyond a few numbers that light up and no indication of what the numbers mean so it's been chirping at me since i got home and i have no idea why
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
man it ain't christmas until you've heard a passionless lame ass rendition of your favorite christmas song
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
man it ain't christmas until you've heard a passionless lame ass rendition of your favorite christmas song
god arata is the himbo ever
December 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
god arata is the himbo ever
shit is on the dillard's side of memorial city mall that's never been on the dillard's side of memorial city mall
December 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
shit is on the dillard's side of memorial city mall that's never been on the dillard's side of memorial city mall
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
about to have a stupid day at the bazaar
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
about to have a stupid day at the bazaar
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once when i was working at jimmy john's i came back from a delivery as a guy with a big long beard was leaving the store and the cashier said "haha that guy looked like he's from zz top"
and the shift manager was like "that WAS one of the guys from zz top"
and the shift manager was like "that WAS one of the guys from zz top"
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
once when i was working at jimmy john's i came back from a delivery as a guy with a big long beard was leaving the store and the cashier said "haha that guy looked like he's from zz top"
and the shift manager was like "that WAS one of the guys from zz top"
and the shift manager was like "that WAS one of the guys from zz top"
truthfully i do like farm game youtube, i like when people make videos talking about and playing the games and the genre i like so much
i just think it's not the right place and format for guides is all
i just think it's not the right place and format for guides is all
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
truthfully i do like farm game youtube, i like when people make videos talking about and playing the games and the genre i like so much
i just think it's not the right place and format for guides is all
i just think it's not the right place and format for guides is all
a definite issue is that a lot of information that would have gone on websites and wikis ten years ago is just going up on youtube now which is annoying bc i can't control f a youtube video to check facts while playing
trying to figure out how long childbirth takes in this game and not only is it difficult information to find (as much of the information labeled as sosgb is obviously from hmgb) but man some people are REALLY weird about the lack of explicit references to pregnancy and childbirth in this game
December 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
a definite issue is that a lot of information that would have gone on websites and wikis ten years ago is just going up on youtube now which is annoying bc i can't control f a youtube video to check facts while playing
trying to figure out how long childbirth takes in this game and not only is it difficult information to find (as much of the information labeled as sosgb is obviously from hmgb) but man some people are REALLY weird about the lack of explicit references to pregnancy and childbirth in this game
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
trying to figure out how long childbirth takes in this game and not only is it difficult information to find (as much of the information labeled as sosgb is obviously from hmgb) but man some people are REALLY weird about the lack of explicit references to pregnancy and childbirth in this game
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global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom
i stand corrected i just got a single instance of gendered dialogue in sosgb and it's kevin telling me i'm gonna turn into a snowlady if i stay out in the blizzard all day
December 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
i stand corrected i just got a single instance of gendered dialogue in sosgb and it's kevin telling me i'm gonna turn into a snowlady if i stay out in the blizzard all day
local farmer needs diamonds but CANNOT stop getting pink diamonds instead
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
local farmer needs diamonds but CANNOT stop getting pink diamonds instead
so how does tea work in the cellar
December 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
so how does tea work in the cellar
i have gotten several adverts for an amazon audiobook of 1984 with a score composed by matt bellamy which, frankly, i think is a bit on the nose
December 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i have gotten several adverts for an amazon audiobook of 1984 with a score composed by matt bellamy which, frankly, i think is a bit on the nose
are pimple patches surprisingly invisible or is my skin just pimple patch colored
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
are pimple patches surprisingly invisible or is my skin just pimple patch colored