they made this cookie for me specifically
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
they made this cookie for me specifically
i should be taxed at a 90% marginal rate
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December 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
i should be taxed at a 90% marginal rate
about to have a stupid day at the bazaar
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
about to have a stupid day at the bazaar
this info was once a text document where you could hit control f to find who likes what and then it was a website with pages and tables with images detailing each character's likes and dislikes now it's a course you have to take before you dive into the game and i'm not afraid to say this sucks dude
December 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
this info was once a text document where you could hit control f to find who likes what and then it was a website with pages and tables with images detailing each character's likes and dislikes now it's a course you have to take before you dive into the game and i'm not afraid to say this sucks dude
www.dazeddigital.com/music/articl... not a joke by the way
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December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
www.dazeddigital.com/music/articl... not a joke by the way
ohhhhhhh my god. oh my god. they're so cute
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
ohhhhhhh my god. oh my god. they're so cute
i think she's pulling one over on you guys
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i think she's pulling one over on you guys
i have this though <- goofy ass decided to make the autumn sun stone when it's already autumn, effectively making it pointless for another couple weeks
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
i have this though <- goofy ass decided to make the autumn sun stone when it's already autumn, effectively making it pointless for another couple weeks
bro FIVE DAYS????? that'S MY HATCHET I NEED THAT
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
bro FIVE DAYS????? that'S MY HATCHET I NEED THAT
"look at this set with a cool steampunky aesthetic that suits machinist perfectly. here it is on dancer"
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"look at this set with a cool steampunky aesthetic that suits machinist perfectly. here it is on dancer"
this isn't even all of the fucking yarn
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
this isn't even all of the fucking yarn
you have GOT to be kidding me this whole time i was confused about how to move animals between barns and it turns out the answer is you just have to push them to a different barn yourself
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
you have GOT to be kidding me this whole time i was confused about how to move animals between barns and it turns out the answer is you just have to push them to a different barn yourself
i wonder what this was translated from bc this is really good and like. a very english-specific joke
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i wonder what this was translated from bc this is really good and like. a very english-specific joke
esp since, idk how they count collabs or if miseen is actually counted as one but my top two songs are nulut and my top ballon song is the ONE THAT'S HALF NULUT
that's also not how you spell miseen but like whatever dude whatever
that's also not how you spell miseen but like whatever dude whatever
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
esp since, idk how they count collabs or if miseen is actually counted as one but my top two songs are nulut and my top ballon song is the ONE THAT'S HALF NULUT
that's also not how you spell miseen but like whatever dude whatever
that's also not how you spell miseen but like whatever dude whatever
i genuinely GENUINELY cannot BEGIN to guess what went wrong here but that's DEFINITELY not right
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
i genuinely GENUINELY cannot BEGIN to guess what went wrong here but that's DEFINITELY not right
y'all think you're funny huh
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 AM
y'all think you're funny huh
related to lrt google you useless prudes you got outdone by tvtropes
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
related to lrt google you useless prudes you got outdone by tvtropes
sorry candy attends the WHAT magic academy??????
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
sorry candy attends the WHAT magic academy??????
isn't this like. demonstrably false by the game's premise what the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
isn't this like. demonstrably false by the game's premise what the fuck
she says that but like, this is entirely plausible within the universe, there's no real reason NOT to believe her. we've seen dragons in disguise look less human and less powerful than she does
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
she says that but like, this is entirely plausible within the universe, there's no real reason NOT to believe her. we've seen dragons in disguise look less human and less powerful than she does