Jeff Kranz
@jeffkra.nz
Sr Product Manager @ Salesforce: Automation, Flow, and Invocable Actions
Formerly Product Management @ Riskonnect
Occasional Contributor to http://unofficialsf.com
I live in a hexagon-shaped house on the side of a mountain
📍Denver (née Chicago)
Formerly Product Management @ Riskonnect
Occasional Contributor to http://unofficialsf.com
I live in a hexagon-shaped house on the side of a mountain
📍Denver (née Chicago)
roses are red
violets are blue
prompt an LLM with a rhyme
to make them --drop tables too
violets are blue
prompt an LLM with a rhyme
to make them --drop tables too
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
prompt an LLM with a rhyme
to make them --drop tables too
violets are blue
prompt an LLM with a rhyme
to make them --drop tables too
b! 7! 4! 1!
I can't believe it's taken me this long to discover this King Gizzard album. It's like some previously undiscovered recording archives of a superband from the late 60s / early 70s
I can't believe it's taken me this long to discover this King Gizzard album. It's like some previously undiscovered recording archives of a superband from the late 60s / early 70s
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
b! 7! 4! 1!
I can't believe it's taken me this long to discover this King Gizzard album. It's like some previously undiscovered recording archives of a superband from the late 60s / early 70s
I can't believe it's taken me this long to discover this King Gizzard album. It's like some previously undiscovered recording archives of a superband from the late 60s / early 70s
"talks about a topic"
Which topic, you might wonder....
Which topic, you might wonder....
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"talks about a topic"
Which topic, you might wonder....
Which topic, you might wonder....
Reposted by Jeff Kranz
Me [using a turkey baster to siphon the brain matter oozing out of my ears and injecting it back in my head through my nose]: ... "Just the News"
Assistant: do you want that last part in the tweet or are you telling that to me
Me: send it, Miriam
Assistant: with that last part inclu-
Me: SEMD IT
Assistant: do you want that last part in the tweet or are you telling that to me
Me: send it, Miriam
Assistant: with that last part inclu-
Me: SEMD IT
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Me [using a turkey baster to siphon the brain matter oozing out of my ears and injecting it back in my head through my nose]: ... "Just the News"
Assistant: do you want that last part in the tweet or are you telling that to me
Me: send it, Miriam
Assistant: with that last part inclu-
Me: SEMD IT
Assistant: do you want that last part in the tweet or are you telling that to me
Me: send it, Miriam
Assistant: with that last part inclu-
Me: SEMD IT
Me [using a turkey baster to siphon the brain matter oozing out of my ears and injecting it back in my head through my nose]: ... "Just the News"
Assistant: do you want that last part in the tweet or are you telling that to me
Me: send it, Miriam
Assistant: with that last part inclu-
Me: SEMD IT
Assistant: do you want that last part in the tweet or are you telling that to me
Me: send it, Miriam
Assistant: with that last part inclu-
Me: SEMD IT
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Me [using a turkey baster to siphon the brain matter oozing out of my ears and injecting it back in my head through my nose]: ... "Just the News"
Assistant: do you want that last part in the tweet or are you telling that to me
Me: send it, Miriam
Assistant: with that last part inclu-
Me: SEMD IT
Assistant: do you want that last part in the tweet or are you telling that to me
Me: send it, Miriam
Assistant: with that last part inclu-
Me: SEMD IT
no no no, my guitar is not out of tune. i'm, uh, experimenting in microtonal music
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
no no no, my guitar is not out of tune. i'm, uh, experimenting in microtonal music
Reposted by Jeff Kranz
Once the legal precedence is established to answer the question "is a sandwich a weapon?" it is only a matter of time until the courts must answer "is a hot dog a sandwich weapon?"1
August 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Once the legal precedence is established to answer the question "is a sandwich a weapon?" it is only a matter of time until the courts must answer "is a hot dog a sandwich weapon?"1
One of the most frustrating things in life is smelling popcorn but not being able to find popcorn
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
One of the most frustrating things in life is smelling popcorn but not being able to find popcorn
Pie - Strawberry Rhubarb
Ice Cream - Americone Dream
Donut - Fruit-filled
Bar - Lemon
Cake - Flourless Chocolate
Other - Chocolate Mousse with Raspberry Sauce
Ice Cream - Americone Dream
Donut - Fruit-filled
Bar - Lemon
Cake - Flourless Chocolate
Other - Chocolate Mousse with Raspberry Sauce
Pie - Apple
Ice Cream - Cookies n Cream
Donut - Old Fashioned
Bar - Rice Krispies Treat
Cake - German Chocolate
Other - Bread Pudding
Ice Cream - Cookies n Cream
Donut - Old Fashioned
Bar - Rice Krispies Treat
Cake - German Chocolate
Other - Bread Pudding
Pie: blackberry
Ice cream: cookie dough
Donut: Salty Donut salted brown butter
Bar: Nanaimo
Cake: Basque cheesecake
Other: chocolate mousse
Ice cream: cookie dough
Donut: Salty Donut salted brown butter
Bar: Nanaimo
Cake: Basque cheesecake
Other: chocolate mousse
September 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Pie - Strawberry Rhubarb
Ice Cream - Americone Dream
Donut - Fruit-filled
Bar - Lemon
Cake - Flourless Chocolate
Other - Chocolate Mousse with Raspberry Sauce
Ice Cream - Americone Dream
Donut - Fruit-filled
Bar - Lemon
Cake - Flourless Chocolate
Other - Chocolate Mousse with Raspberry Sauce
Reposted by Jeff Kranz
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Once the legal precedence is established to answer the question "is a sandwich a weapon?" it is only a matter of time until the courts must answer "is a hot dog a sandwich weapon?"1
August 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Once the legal precedence is established to answer the question "is a sandwich a weapon?" it is only a matter of time until the courts must answer "is a hot dog a sandwich weapon?"1
in a sane world, meta would be shut down and dismantled for parts for this
This is bonkers.
August 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
in a sane world, meta would be shut down and dismantled for parts for this
my earliest memory of going to a movie theater is seeing the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie on release weekend with a handful of my friends for my 6th birthday party. Cowabunga!
After 35 years, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is back in theaters. The film's director looks back on the obstacles to making it in the first place.
Critics said 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' would flop. They underestimated Turtle Power
After 35 years, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is back in theaters. The film's director looks back on the obstacles to making it in the first place.
n.pr
August 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
my earliest memory of going to a movie theater is seeing the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie on release weekend with a handful of my friends for my 6th birthday party. Cowabunga!
The Erie canal was built before Chicago was incorporated, and it was the existence of the Erie canal that helped Chicago become a major city lmfao
This man has zero idea what the fuck he's talking about. Eat shit and stay away from Chicago.
August 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Erie canal was built before Chicago was incorporated, and it was the existence of the Erie canal that helped Chicago become a major city lmfao
Took my family for a week at a cabin in the mountains and took the best night sky photo I've taken yet.
18mm, f/3.5, ISO4000, 25s
18mm, f/3.5, ISO4000, 25s
July 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Took my family for a week at a cabin in the mountains and took the best night sky photo I've taken yet.
18mm, f/3.5, ISO4000, 25s
18mm, f/3.5, ISO4000, 25s
Reposted by Jeff Kranz
In the past month NYT has published 32 articles that mention Mamdani and “globalize the intifada", 13 that mention Israel's fake "aid" agency that's killed 800+, 5 on Israel's starvation campaign and two that mention, in passing, child amputees in Gaza. I argue this is makes no sense and is depraved
Child Amputees, Aid Massacres, Mass Starvation—the Israeli War Crimes NYT Covers Less than Mamdani and 'Globalize the Intifada'
Theoretical, third order, speculative violence must be condemned while actual, real world mass violence, that actually exists in reality, is seen as normal and unworthy of sustained coverage.
www.columnblog.com
July 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
In the past month NYT has published 32 articles that mention Mamdani and “globalize the intifada", 13 that mention Israel's fake "aid" agency that's killed 800+, 5 on Israel's starvation campaign and two that mention, in passing, child amputees in Gaza. I argue this is makes no sense and is depraved
Happy day off of work day (this is a Sprite with ice cubes made out of leftover unchurned pineapple lime sorbet and fresh strawberries)
July 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Happy day off of work day (this is a Sprite with ice cubes made out of leftover unchurned pineapple lime sorbet and fresh strawberries)
Reposted by Jeff Kranz
The saga of the NYT's anti-Mamdani story taken from notorious white supremacist Jordan Lasker (they call him an "academic") gets even more amazing: Lasker's only impactful paper, which claimed white people are smarter, is infamous: it misused data so badly it got his tenured co-author fired. 2/
July 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The saga of the NYT's anti-Mamdani story taken from notorious white supremacist Jordan Lasker (they call him an "academic") gets even more amazing: Lasker's only impactful paper, which claimed white people are smarter, is infamous: it misused data so badly it got his tenured co-author fired. 2/
I wonder if some day the conversations about remote vs in person work for software development teams will have a realization about how elegantly mob/ensemble programming just kind of makes much of the debate just ... dissolve away
I'm a diehard remote person, but... The second half of this ^ is very true.
I'm convinced teamwork needs micro-communication. Like, imagine trying to cook a stew in the same kitchen as everyone and not being able to ask the other people how small they're cutting their vegetables.
I'm convinced teamwork needs micro-communication. Like, imagine trying to cook a stew in the same kitchen as everyone and not being able to ask the other people how small they're cutting their vegetables.
June 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wonder if some day the conversations about remote vs in person work for software development teams will have a realization about how elegantly mob/ensemble programming just kind of makes much of the debate just ... dissolve away
The elder Millenial mid-life crisis is the realization you're no longer Calvin, but rather you are Calvin's dad
May 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The elder Millenial mid-life crisis is the realization you're no longer Calvin, but rather you are Calvin's dad
Am I the only one that uses Keep for it's intended purpose? (Quick notes and shopping lists?)
Google really has an entire app called Keep that only exists because you can't download images from a Google Doc. WTF ?!?
May 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Am I the only one that uses Keep for it's intended purpose? (Quick notes and shopping lists?)
No further comment necessary www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
To my newborn son: I am absent not out of apathy, but conviction | Mahmoud Khalil
Deen, the grief I feel being apart from you is one drop in a sea of sorrow Palestinian families have drowned in for generations
www.theguardian.com
May 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
No further comment necessary www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
This piece by the inimitable David Roth (of the non Van Halen variety) is worth your time to read (as is the Nolan Hamilton piece he cited at the end)
So good at articulating how plainly we can see that Trump is fundamentally broken while continuing to squirm right through it all
So good at articulating how plainly we can see that Trump is fundamentally broken while continuing to squirm right through it all
I wrote about the pluses, minuses, and theoretical best practices for having a conversation with a liar on TV. defector.com/talking-to-t...
Talking To The President | Defector
It is only sort of true to say that you know what you’re going to get when Donald Trump sits for a television interview. It is true in the sense that, after a decade spent alternately threatening and ...
defector.com
May 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This piece by the inimitable David Roth (of the non Van Halen variety) is worth your time to read (as is the Nolan Hamilton piece he cited at the end)
So good at articulating how plainly we can see that Trump is fundamentally broken while continuing to squirm right through it all
So good at articulating how plainly we can see that Trump is fundamentally broken while continuing to squirm right through it all
With the Summer '25 release hitting pre-release orgs today, I'm back on the social media circus, ready to share some of the stuff we've been cooking over on the Salesforce Automation team. *cracks knuckles*
April 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
With the Summer '25 release hitting pre-release orgs today, I'm back on the social media circus, ready to share some of the stuff we've been cooking over on the Salesforce Automation team. *cracks knuckles*