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Read the preparation instructions, throw out the packaging. Forget the instructions, retrieve from garbage can. Repeat three times.
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
it happened again but with shortbread
Time of my Life scene from Dirty Dancing, except it’s me and bag of chips I forgot I had
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you’ve ever completed a home improvement project you definitely don’t have ADHD
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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‘Last Christmas’ Is good actually
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Turkey pics are a refreshing change of pace compared what the Americans usually post
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
… and the Jim Watson Award for Achievement in the Field of Excellence goes to … Jim Watson!

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
trying to become the dril of my local buy nothing group on facebook, so yeah things are going pretty well
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’m making a healthy choice! I say to myself as I prepare an ungodly amount of cheese and chorizo as a snack instead of leftover Halloween candy
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
a public service message shouldn’t make the danger seem this fucking rad
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i don’t know what a nuzzi is and this point i’m too afraid to ask
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Time of my Life scene from Dirty Dancing, except it’s me and bag of chips I forgot I had
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Wants to be able to focus all her attention on Jan 6
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“Why would he keep this shit” my disgruntled children mutter, some time in the future after I’ve passed, as they rummage through the box of swag, branded tchotchkes, and print samples collected throughout a mundane and outdated career as a designer, that I like to call “my inheritance”
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Erica is right of course, but what bothers me about discourse around Canadian healthcare is there are only two options people put forth: double down on our broken system or shut it all down and go American. What are the smart and effective ideas and policies other countries have adopted?
I want every Canadian on here to read this 🧵 I can’t believe some of the shit I hear from y’all about healthcare. The out-of-pocket costs will bankrupt you. So I encourage every Canadian who thinks it’s better down there to move to the U.S. and experience if a private system gives better care
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
homer simpson disappearing into the hedge, except it’s me returning to the earth
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It’s not every day that you can remember, after at least 25 years, that Moral Kombat (1995) the movie exists then immediately start watching it
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Airline and salons both charge huge prices for people to sit in a chair for hours.

And that’s why, Dragons, I’m asking for $250,000 for 5% of my company Sky Salon
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cool, I was just looking for another reason to feel bad about my sports team
Brady and Matthew Tkachuk announced the debut of their new podcast, "WIngmen." Premieres Thursday.
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I hope his socks get a little damp
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
when you scroll for a little bit before bed to unwind
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Me: the more I limit my kids screen time the happier they seem

Also me: (scrolls for 3 hours after they go to bed) why am I sad and anxious?
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Get it together Spelling Bee
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM