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Frame from an episode of the cartoon Hilda, with a zombified woman standing in front of a boardroom projector screen, with the logo for “Jumbo Jorts” within a sort of starburst background, projected on screens
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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… and the Jim Watson Award for Achievement in the Field of Excellence goes to … Jim Watson!

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Photo: Former mayor Jim Watson with current mayor Mark Sutcliffe and bunch of other people seated in an audience CBC headline: Former mayor Jim Watson, 14 others to get Order of Ottawa Thursday Screenshot of CBC article, including quote: “City council launched the award in 2012 under Watson's tenure”
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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matthew mcconaughey cigarette meme
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Screen shot from The Guardian article “Senate approves bill to release Epstein files after near-unanimous House vote” with highlighted text reading: “Hours earlier, the House overwhelmingly approved the bill on a 427-1 tally” Screenshot from The Simpsons episode “Last Exit to Springfield” with a little odd man pointing to a large handsome man saying “it was him”
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I hope his socks get a little damp
Screenshot from blue sky dot com post by Ottawa Mayor Sutcliffe, with a photo of a puddle on a snowy multi-use path, captioned “Good morning Ottawa” in English and French.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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when you scroll for a little bit before bed to unwind
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Get it together Spelling Bee
ROFLMAO
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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🚨 Your Ottawa Senators 🚨
Abe from The Simpsons, captioned: “You better believe that’s SENSing”
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Image from The Simpsons, everyone holding hands and singing
September 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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many such cases
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
September 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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CEOs: we need you back in the office for the culture

Also CEOs: actually we don’t need employees anymore
Geordi La Forge “Drake” meme … First panel, no: TYPING INTO A BOX TO COLLABORATE WITH REMOTE HUMAN EMPLOYEES Second panel, yes: TYPING INTO A BOX TO COLLABORATE WITH AN AI
July 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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No not like that
It’s very hot
June 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I’m just going to assume this is about pizza and chips without reading the article and enthusiastically embrace this healthy recommendation
Headline from THE GLOBE AND MAIL: Want to be a healthy ager? Eat more - not less - of these high-carb foods
June 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Image from the music video for Liam Lynch’s “United States of Whatever”, with Liam over top of flames and the words printed out in kidnapper cutout font
June 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Image from The Simpsons scene where Dr. Nick is explaining why Mr. Burns isn’t getting sick, because it’s like all the diseases are trying to get through the door. The text “my anxieties” is over a part of the image near the diseases, and the text “ability to communicate” is near the door
June 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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This is bullshit and I demand to speak to the manager
10 day weather forecast. Hot sunny, except for the weekend which is cold and rainy
May 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
A monkey with a distended belly wearing a diaper lies on the ground having typed out “pray for mojo” on a computer as a cry for help
May 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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So long as it has some weird little dudes, I’m in
May 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I won’t have you bad mouthing my boy Babu Frik like that
May 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Gif from a Die Antwoord video showing a shirtless Ninja dancing in a run down alley next to Yolandi Visser and DJ Hi-Tek Hank Hill looking worried
May 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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A photo of Hulk Hogan in a black bandana. He looks pretty sad, tired. His eyes are red and teary. A caption set in a bold pink font with a drop shadow, in an arc over his head reads “I’m burnt out brother”
May 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Hey, did you figure out why those jets keep falling off?

Guy in charge of aircraft carrier safety protocols, yesterday afternoon:
Famous photo of George W. Bush in front of a “Mission Accomplished” banner on an aircraft carrier
May 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Electing The Jope would be incredibly funny
Photo Joe Biden looking at the camera with a confused or startled expression
April 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM