🍂Jeff🦃🍗Fowler🥧
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🍂Jeff🦃🍗Fowler🥧
@jefffowler.bsky.social
· Sep 28
*Hakeem Jeffries being led to the gulag* This is a distraction from the President's failure to bring down grocery prices like he promised!
*Schumer being led to his execution* It is inexcusable for there not to be a single Democrat on this firing squad!
*Schumer being led to his execution* It is inexcusable for there not to be a single Democrat on this firing squad!
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I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
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"One guy, it doesn't matter who, swears there's a poll out there that says people want to be invaded." What kind of sourcing is this lol
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"One guy, it doesn't matter who, swears there's a poll out there that says people want to be invaded." What kind of sourcing is this lol
The first H-E-B opened 120 years ago today share.google/F36XXXK8WcMy...
The first H-E-B opened 120 years ago today. Here's a look back in photos.
Texas has officially enjoyed 120 years of H-E-B.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The first H-E-B opened 120 years ago today share.google/F36XXXK8WcMy...
The woman was on the way to pick up her child, whom she shares joint custody with Leavitt's brother. The brother is remarried and I wonder if he's the one that called ICE.
www.wmur.com/article/woma...
www.wmur.com/article/woma...
ICE arrests woman with family ties to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
The mother of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's nephew is currently in ICE custody, after she was arrested for overstaying her visa by 26 years, a source familiar with the matter confirms...
www.wmur.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The woman was on the way to pick up her child, whom she shares joint custody with Leavitt's brother. The brother is remarried and I wonder if he's the one that called ICE.
www.wmur.com/article/woma...
www.wmur.com/article/woma...
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
Come on Democrats! We're losing to the Republicans by 5 points on Bigfoot!? Be 👏 better 👏 big 👏 footers 👏
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Come on Democrats! We're losing to the Republicans by 5 points on Bigfoot!? Be 👏 better 👏 big 👏 footers 👏
I love it when the streaming app lets you look at who the actors are in the scene, the way Prime and Apple do.
That's why I'm calling on Donald Trump, our POTUS, and Director of Television Programming and Microwave Ovens, to issue an executive order that ALL the streaming apps have to offer this.
That's why I'm calling on Donald Trump, our POTUS, and Director of Television Programming and Microwave Ovens, to issue an executive order that ALL the streaming apps have to offer this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I love it when the streaming app lets you look at who the actors are in the scene, the way Prime and Apple do.
That's why I'm calling on Donald Trump, our POTUS, and Director of Television Programming and Microwave Ovens, to issue an executive order that ALL the streaming apps have to offer this.
That's why I'm calling on Donald Trump, our POTUS, and Director of Television Programming and Microwave Ovens, to issue an executive order that ALL the streaming apps have to offer this.
Please don't move to Austin 🙏
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Please don't move to Austin 🙏
All this jackass does is sue people
Paxton sues housing department over religious discrimination share.google/cDnrEB0Mm0e4...
Paxton sues housing department over religious discrimination share.google/cDnrEB0Mm0e4...
Paxton sues housing department over religious discrimination
Paxton, who is running to unseat fellow Republican John Cornyn in the U.S. Senate, has vowed to strike down Texas laws that “undermine religious liberty.”
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November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
All this jackass does is sue people
Paxton sues housing department over religious discrimination share.google/cDnrEB0Mm0e4...
Paxton sues housing department over religious discrimination share.google/cDnrEB0Mm0e4...
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i don't really wonder why isaac chotiner is like this. i wonder why our journalists in general aren't like this.
begins here, over this article: www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
i don't really wonder why isaac chotiner is like this. i wonder why our journalists in general aren't like this.
Instead of war, Trump and Maduro have a dance-off and the loser goes to prison.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Instead of war, Trump and Maduro have a dance-off and the loser goes to prison.
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This is a really good break down of why more people are poor than they think and why the official poverty line is a lie. It gives the math on why a family making $100k are living in or near poverty. You just need to get through the first few paragraphs to get to the good stuff.
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This is a really good break down of why more people are poor than they think and why the official poverty line is a lie. It gives the math on why a family making $100k are living in or near poverty. You just need to get through the first few paragraphs to get to the good stuff.
Republicans never miss an opportunity to screw over their voters
Texas is getting less for broadband expansion than expected share.google/Lz0mf7szV6WR...
Texas is getting less for broadband expansion than expected share.google/Lz0mf7szV6WR...
Texas is getting less for broadband expansion than expected
Rural leaders who have worked years to improve broadband access said they were disappointed by the sharp decrease in federal dollars.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Republicans never miss an opportunity to screw over their voters
Texas is getting less for broadband expansion than expected share.google/Lz0mf7szV6WR...
Texas is getting less for broadband expansion than expected share.google/Lz0mf7szV6WR...
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i don't think i've ever seen a there/their typo in actual ad copy before. brilliant bit of strategy if the goal is to explicitly target dummies
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
i don't think i've ever seen a there/their typo in actual ad copy before. brilliant bit of strategy if the goal is to explicitly target dummies
Anyone remember when Russia surrounded Ukraine and claimed they weren't going to invade? We're surrounding Venezuela and aren't denying we are going to invade.
FLASH INFO: 25% of U.S. Navy’s Deployed Warships Now in Caribbean as Ford Carrier Group Leads the Force share.google/WlUyQaNSJ3Pu...
FLASH INFO: 25% of U.S. Navy’s Deployed Warships Now in Caribbean as Ford Carrier Group Leads the Force share.google/WlUyQaNSJ3Pu...
FLASH INFO: 25% of U.S. Navy’s Deployed Warships Now in Caribbean as Ford Carrier Group Leads the Force
25% of deployed U.S. Navy warships are now operating in Caribbean, with Ford Carrier Strike Group leading a major shift in U.S. regional force posture
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November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Anyone remember when Russia surrounded Ukraine and claimed they weren't going to invade? We're surrounding Venezuela and aren't denying we are going to invade.
FLASH INFO: 25% of U.S. Navy’s Deployed Warships Now in Caribbean as Ford Carrier Group Leads the Force share.google/WlUyQaNSJ3Pu...
FLASH INFO: 25% of U.S. Navy’s Deployed Warships Now in Caribbean as Ford Carrier Group Leads the Force share.google/WlUyQaNSJ3Pu...
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Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
One of the bragging rights that the US ed system had in the 20th century is that we didn't have education tracks. Essentially, any kid could go to a CC or state school & major in whatever they wanted to (obviously an oversimplification). I fear this aspect of the American dream is dying.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
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My hot take is that over the next 10 years, we're going to see more emphasis on and investment in the humanities at Ivy League and other fancy schools just as state schools and small privates continue to decimate and even eliminate the humanities.
"While other universities report that the humanities are shrinking, at Berkeley, the opposite is true. The music major is the fastest-growing major on campus. We are finding bigger classrooms because film is exploding. English is back to the numbers we saw 15 years ago. We are hiring" bit.ly/4ohKuOe
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I'm not going to link to the article, because it doesn't contain a Republican rebuke. Shocking, I know.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm not going to link to the article, because it doesn't contain a Republican rebuke. Shocking, I know.
U.S. Air Traffic Controllers Reject FAA's $10K "Patriot Bonus" With A Stern Response And Unresolved Shutdown Complaints share.google/JT4CQ6l67mWn...
U.S. Air Traffic Controllers Reject FAA's $10K "Patriot Bonus" With A Stern Response And Unresolved Shutdown Complaints
Some air traffic controllers feel the FAA's attendance reward is "insulting" for very specific reasons that span decades.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
U.S. Air Traffic Controllers Reject FAA's $10K "Patriot Bonus" With A Stern Response And Unresolved Shutdown Complaints share.google/JT4CQ6l67mWn...
Trump is absolutely smitten 🥰
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Trump is absolutely smitten 🥰