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Jed Whitaker
@jed05.bsky.social
Working class humanist. Day job in (not game) dev, mostly dealing with UX. Sometimes games critic/partnered streamer @Jed05 http://Twitch.tv/Jed05 email: [email protected]
So I don’t see anyone reporting about it but the woman Trump called “piggy” is like not fat at all.

Donald Trump is a fat morbidly obese fuck with a small dick, however.
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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you know it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
You can watch.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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FILE THAT SHIT. ALL MY HOMIES FILE CLASS ACTION CLAIMS AGAINST THE PLAGIARISM MACHINE.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Game Awards GOTY 2025:

White people and Donkey Kong (also white)
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m not saying people should take submarine sandwiches to the Game Awards, but they are legally throwable.
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Trading cards are physical NFTs and are also not great for trees. Fun fact.
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Black Friday sales now year round all day every day. Buy Buy BUY!!!
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.
The full count as of today:

YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
Is it really a conspiracy to say Ana is being explicitly flagged by finance bros when she's now been banned (or censored) from Twitch, Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, Ko-Fi, and *PornHub*??
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
First she made Marvel good, and now she gets to make Mario good?
Roslina Voiced by Brie Larson.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Development has gone SO WELL, we are actually bumping the release date to NOVEMBER 27th!

Thats right, 2 weeks earlier then planned!

All Assets Done, all major bugs squashed, all business taken care of. This Thanks Giving you can rumble in the Rings of Hell!

See you on NOVEMBER 27th!
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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They made a whole ass table for games getting free updates and since then we only got ONE free upgrade with Splatoon 3 in the same month these dropped and NOTHING ELSE 💀💀💀
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Hey, synesthesia hits us all in different ways. We hear colors, you see 🍑. 😜💜
If I were lumines I would not have a title that looks like it says arse, on a logo that looks like an arse, positioned over an arse
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I think we should boycott and counter program Geoff’s dogshit award show.
Just want you to know that when I asked Geoff why he gave the silent treatment to an open letter written by his own "future of games" program (& co-signed by 3000+ industry peers), he replied:

"Because that's my show and nobody gets to tell me how I should use my platform". 💀💀💀
“Don’t gather some of the most brilliant activists in the industry, treat us like crap, and then expect us to do nothing about it.” After the Game Awards cancelled its Future Class programme, @alyssamerc.bsky.social talked to its former honorees

www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Just want you to know that when I asked Geoff why he gave the silent treatment to an open letter written by his own "future of games" program (& co-signed by 3000+ industry peers), he replied:

"Because that's my show and nobody gets to tell me how I should use my platform". 💀💀💀
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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the way captain commando says his own name at the end of the game is so good. world's most mild superhero
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Watching the new Frankenstein and so far I’m not impressed. Mid CGI, and incredible hulk like ‘monster’ that can punch a man’s head off and lift an entire ship from ice, but can’t jump real high?

Mr. Monster skipping leg day.
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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💎BUSTERS BIG SCORE💎 a fast-paced cartoon heist platformer!

💥Sneak, Slide & Flip through high-security heists
🚨Avoid guards or they'll call backup
🧠Outsmart security with wacky gadgets

Prove you’re the World’s Greatest Thief! #PitchYaGame
store.steampowered.com/app/3183100/Busters_Big_Score/
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs

📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!

Watch Now!! 📺

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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knightmare II: the maze of galious, boss, msx (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/19474/k...
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Wayfinder is $4.99 on Steam buff.ly/yGAicZ7

Deck verified
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Bulb Boy is free to own on Steam (offer ends Nov 9) buff.ly/sIfTjUD

Deck verified
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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There's a round of GOTY discussion going around, and I realized that a lot of my favourite games this year have been absolute Sicko Picks.

So here's a few games I've loved so far in 2025, starting with a mild one: Babushka's Glitch Dungeon. A scrunkly lil' puzzle-metroidvania with so many fun verbs
Save 50% on Babushka's Glitch Dungeon on Steam
Oh hello dearie.. Babushka needs to clean up her big magical cellar. Use hag magic, or just hit stuff with your broom.
store.steampowered.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You’re allowed to throw subs at fascists, legally.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM