The Jealous Cactus
jealouscactus.bsky.social
The Jealous Cactus
@jealouscactus.bsky.social
I live in a shack, and poop in an outhouse
Five college classes
1. Social Movements and Revolutions
2. French history
3. Middle East history
4. Sociology
5. Astronomy
Five college classes

1. Teen Films and Youth Culture
2. Spaghetti Westerns and Italian Horror
3. Drawing and Design for Animation
4. Life Drawing
5. Intro to Psychology
Five college classes?

1. Lab
2. Music
3. Math
4. Language
5. Seminar

End of list
January 31, 2026 at 4:24 PM
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 PM
January 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Forgot to post my Letterboxed stats
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
My top albums of 2025
KGLW-Phantom Island
Frankie and the Witch Fingers-Trash Classic
Stereolab- Instant Holograms
Mars Volta - Lucro Lucio
LA Witch-777
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
5 movies to understand my taste
Touch of Evil
Repo Man
Eraserhead
Miami Connection
Son of the White Mare
5 Movies To Understand My Taste

Night of the Hunter
Fateful Findings
Stalker
Roadhouse
The Thing
5 Movies To Understand My Taste

The Keep
To Live and Die in LA
Conquest
The Devil Rides Out
Star Wars Episode IIAttack of the Clones
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I was dancing to the Happy Happy Joy Joy song when I was like 5 and hit my head against the wall and needed stitches
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I summoned a demon
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I'm already against the next war
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Quaritch after getting a goth gf
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Ah sweet I get to be Werner Herzog
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I've wanted to see Gogol Bordello for 15 years, they still got it.
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A kid was wearing a green sweat suit and a backpack was called a "ninja turtle looking fool"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My Xmas gift for myself arrived
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is the type of weather that makes me wish I was a bear.
December 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
End of Black Swan
What would be the funniest movie scene for Smashmouth's All-Star to be swapped in for the real soundtrack
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I watched Hard Days Night with a friend and he made the comparison and I can't unsee it
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Eek a skeleton!
Bad Time Society
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
They should make a cut of Avatar 2 that's all the scenes of them swimming with the whales with the Donkey Kong Country underwater music
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Drop some CARTOONS
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Phish
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Mars Volta
Parliament/Funkadelic
Low Cut Connie
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Andrew WK
The Moldy Peaches
They Might Be Giants
The Raincoats
Schwervon
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Leontyne Price
The Chieftains
John Denver
The Last Poets
TV On The Radio
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The biggest tragedy for music is that Jimi died before he could fully go into his jazz fusion stage. His jam with Larry Young rules, imagine a fully polished album. We'd be living in space by now.
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM