Merry JerMas
@jch24.bsky.social
Artist formerly known as 80HD_Theatre(no underscores allowed here). Kentuckian, father, dog dad, IT guy, amongst other things.
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Merry JerMas
@jch24.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I'm a pretty terrible person, but I do know that "I'm sorry" and "I love you" should never be followed by "if" or "but."
Next day *funny assed* update - my buddy saved her from being kicked and I "hid" at the end of the bar. He and I had a great night (without her) and I probably gave that woman the flu because she grabbed my dick and pressed herself upon me to kiss me. Her fault at that point, I say. Get watcha got.
Aaaand now she is being booted for being too drunk. In a bar. IN LATONIA. This is amazing.
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Next day *funny assed* update - my buddy saved her from being kicked and I "hid" at the end of the bar. He and I had a great night (without her) and I probably gave that woman the flu because she grabbed my dick and pressed herself upon me to kiss me. Her fault at that point, I say. Get watcha got.
I was just accosted by a woman. Not completely mad.
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I was just accosted by a woman. Not completely mad.
One of the best insights/jokes I've ever heard is(from a Southern Baptist preacher), "The lord gave us two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time, son. Good damned luck."
That "heart" takes away blood and oxygen from the actual brain.
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
One of the best insights/jokes I've ever heard is(from a Southern Baptist preacher), "The lord gave us two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time, son. Good damned luck."
I have an issue. Damned woman walks in with long curly hair and draggin' a wagon. Somebody punch Jer out and take his butt home.
I almost feel "normal", so the obvious move is to go get a fat assed burger from a pub. After a quick shower because I've been in bed sick for two days and smell like a foot.
December 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I have an issue. Damned woman walks in with long curly hair and draggin' a wagon. Somebody punch Jer out and take his butt home.
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well…. actually
Disclaimer
(that one person in your group,
if you don’t have this person
then you’re the arsehole)
Disclaimer
(that one person in your group,
if you don’t have this person
then you’re the arsehole)
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
well…. actually
Disclaimer
(that one person in your group,
if you don’t have this person
then you’re the arsehole)
Disclaimer
(that one person in your group,
if you don’t have this person
then you’re the arsehole)
Somewhere, @hammel.bsky.social smiles. ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Somewhere, @hammel.bsky.social smiles. ❤️
I almost feel "normal", so the obvious move is to go get a fat assed burger from a pub. After a quick shower because I've been in bed sick for two days and smell like a foot.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I almost feel "normal", so the obvious move is to go get a fat assed burger from a pub. After a quick shower because I've been in bed sick for two days and smell like a foot.
Oh, so we're fucked then. Cool. (also, it always amuses me when Williamstown is listed, that's where I went to school and the only reason it is listed is that it is almost perfectly halfway between Cincinnati, OH and Lexington, KY)
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Oh, so we're fucked then. Cool. (also, it always amuses me when Williamstown is listed, that's where I went to school and the only reason it is listed is that it is almost perfectly halfway between Cincinnati, OH and Lexington, KY)
I ain't wanna say nuthin but I have to say I might have the prettiest damned puppy ever, at 11yo. Him my dawg. Y'all talk but that man has been by my side *every* damned day. I really don't deserve him. 🤩
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I ain't wanna say nuthin but I have to say I might have the prettiest damned puppy ever, at 11yo. Him my dawg. Y'all talk but that man has been by my side *every* damned day. I really don't deserve him. 🤩
Soooooo.....I am going to a pub crawl Friday night and my friend has volunteered her husband's onesie (he is 6-3"ish so it will work). Me that night? Hell. Yes. I am beyond excited
a little girl is wearing a pink bunny costume and glasses and says `` shut up '' .
ALT: a little girl is wearing a pink bunny costume and glasses and says `` shut up '' .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Soooooo.....I am going to a pub crawl Friday night and my friend has volunteered her husband's onesie (he is 6-3"ish so it will work). Me that night? Hell. Yes. I am beyond excited
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That guy wishes he was in jail so he could have an excuse to suck a dick.
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
That guy wishes he was in jail so he could have an excuse to suck a dick.
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I’d pitch in on their bail. FUCK that dude. I wish him the absolute worst.
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’d pitch in on their bail. FUCK that dude. I wish him the absolute worst.
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Looking forward to one day when Joes grandson joins them, Jayxon Buck
We've never had a father and son in the broadcasters' wing of the Hall of Fame ... until now
Congratulations to Joe Buck, just announced as the winner of the 2026 Ford Frick Award
His father, Jack Buck, won in 1987. What an amazing family legacy the Bucks will be celebrating in Cooperstown in July
Congratulations to Joe Buck, just announced as the winner of the 2026 Ford Frick Award
His father, Jack Buck, won in 1987. What an amazing family legacy the Bucks will be celebrating in Cooperstown in July
December 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Looking forward to one day when Joes grandson joins them, Jayxon Buck
Same, a really good ass whipping is due for that guy.
I’d pitch in on their bail. FUCK that dude. I wish him the absolute worst.
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Same, a really good ass whipping is due for that guy.
Channel 5 had some issues earlier for about 10 minutes, I hope my media IT/engineer brethren are good now.
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Channel 5 had some issues earlier for about 10 minutes, I hope my media IT/engineer brethren are good now.
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The LGBeatQueue
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The LGBeatQueue
Ah yes, cool cool cool. Wonderful.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ah yes, cool cool cool. Wonderful.
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whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
Hire Brian Kelly, you cowards. Go full on chaos.
BREAKING: Michigan fired head football coach Sherrone Moore due to violation of university policy, the school announced.
An investigation found Moore had engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member, Michigan AD Warde Manuel said in a statement.
🔗
www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
An investigation found Moore had engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member, Michigan AD Warde Manuel said in a statement.
🔗
www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hire Brian Kelly, you cowards. Go full on chaos.
The Carsoning has begun.
"There's just a lot of things going on right now."
Football or personal?
"All of the above." - Joe Burrow
Full Video: youtu.be/2RpoPM-zDWk
Listen: linktw.in/skkTkQ
Football or personal?
"All of the above." - Joe Burrow
Full Video: youtu.be/2RpoPM-zDWk
Listen: linktw.in/skkTkQ
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The Carsoning has begun.
I know more than one gay person that would beat his ass if he was dumb enough to say it to their face.
Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon calls on his fellow Christians to use the slur "faggot" in the fight against LGBTQ rights: "No, stop it, faggots. No, you will not convert my children. You're degenerates, you're predators, and you're evil." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
December 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I know more than one gay person that would beat his ass if he was dumb enough to say it to their face.
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None of you literal children knows what happens when Bloodninja puts on his wizard hat and robe.
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
None of you literal children knows what happens when Bloodninja puts on his wizard hat and robe.
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If you really wanted to have fun, get an industrial strength magnet, and rub it on the hard drives. Then restart the DC. 😁
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If you really wanted to have fun, get an industrial strength magnet, and rub it on the hard drives. Then restart the DC. 😁
I just spent $150 on cologne. Somewhere, @dougdirt24.bsky.social weeps.
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I just spent $150 on cologne. Somewhere, @dougdirt24.bsky.social weeps.
Restarted a DC at 3pm on a Tuesday. Don't tell me i ain't got a pair. (Came up fine by the way, smooches)s
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Restarted a DC at 3pm on a Tuesday. Don't tell me i ain't got a pair. (Came up fine by the way, smooches)s