I had a woman call me and yell at me about some debt one time and all I did was say in a male straight assed KY accent - "ma'am, I am not who you are looking for." 😂😂😂

For sure, his fat butt typically decides which direction we go. What's funny is when I have to correct him, people freak out. I am blessed with the big voice. I froze a group of folks by yelling "STOP. NOW." at him when he was being a jerk on a walk, ha.

Hahaha exactly. Now, if I could figure out who is walking who?

Evidence.

Thank you, MB. Appreciate you girl. ✨️💖✨️

Side note, why in the bloody hell do I wake up at 6:30am on my "day off" ????

Update - the wildly simple rednecked ass beef tips with gravy over big egg noodles hit the exact spot.

I decline comment, ha

I'm so sorry, but I knew I had one for this:
I guess you're gonna find out if it's a shower or a grower

I was allowed to stop going to church at around 10yo when I pointed out the hypocrisy of "moral lessons" being peddled by a pastor who got removed from 4 different churches for banging a parishioner's wife. (He was also married)

Good on my dad for that one.

Oh man, that's gonna suck. Sorry dude.

The perfect level of petty, I love it.

Yeah, this is gonna suck out loud. Guess who has to work tomorrow, by the way? (Shoot me now)

Memphis *State*

I don't care what they want to be called, they're Memphis State. Fuckers.