Uncle Baby Boyd
@twobitwhackjob.bsky.social
Now I am talking about your 50,000 watt intensive care unit, babies! So just sit right down, relax, open your ears real wide and say, "Give it to me straight, Doctor. I can take it."
I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOOGER!
Chalupas and Batmen.
I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOOGER!
Chalupas and Batmen.
Maybe if Washington goes 0-3 we can get DQ back
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Maybe if Washington goes 0-3 we can get DQ back
Well fuck this
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Well fuck this
Charlie Kirk killed Rob Reiner? The internet is confusing.
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Charlie Kirk killed Rob Reiner? The internet is confusing.
FGs fucking it up.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
FGs fucking it up.
Saw this drive start with Murray and liafau at LB and said they were giving up a TD.
December 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Saw this drive start with Murray and liafau at LB and said they were giving up a TD.
They're running all this orbit motion and end around and stuff to try and make them think twice about all the blitzes
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
They're running all this orbit motion and end around and stuff to try and make them think twice about all the blitzes
Y'all upset that John Cena quit wrestling... I'm just upset he's stuck in Shadow Prison in Peacemaker and we're not getting S3
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Y'all upset that John Cena quit wrestling... I'm just upset he's stuck in Shadow Prison in Peacemaker and we're not getting S3
Carson can't stop fucking up tonight
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Carson can't stop fucking up tonight
Micah Parsons...... suicide on the team.....so many things
December 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Micah Parsons...... suicide on the team.....so many things
"leave that gaping hole in behind"
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"leave that gaping hole in behind"
Overshown and Revel look to be going without knee braces.
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Overshown and Revel look to be going without knee braces.
Where the shit was that kickoff last week?
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Where the shit was that kickoff last week?
Collingsworths just said they like to pull Tyron Smith
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Collingsworths just said they like to pull Tyron Smith
Now Aubrey gets the RB franchise tag number.
December 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Now Aubrey gets the RB franchise tag number.
Packers gave him $188mm for 4 years.
He'll miss one of those years.
3 years at $62mm effectively.
He'll miss one of those years.
3 years at $62mm effectively.
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Packers gave him $188mm for 4 years.
He'll miss one of those years.
3 years at $62mm effectively.
He'll miss one of those years.
3 years at $62mm effectively.
I like watching Denver on defense.
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I like watching Denver on defense.
Sean Payton is that good.
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sean Payton is that good.
That's twice the Packers have tackled Jacobs because the bronco knocked the shit out of the blocker.
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That's twice the Packers have tackled Jacobs because the bronco knocked the shit out of the blocker.
Some dude makes a bad sports point, gets called on it and tries to make it personal.
It's best to let people who exist only to "win on the Internet" think they won on the internet.
It's best to let people who exist only to "win on the Internet" think they won on the internet.
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Some dude makes a bad sports point, gets called on it and tries to make it personal.
It's best to let people who exist only to "win on the Internet" think they won on the internet.
It's best to let people who exist only to "win on the Internet" think they won on the internet.
Was mahomes vaxxed?
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Was mahomes vaxxed?
I'm sorry you don't understand the meaning of the word close.
I remember early on in Wemby's rookie year I tweeted the Spurs were closer to an NBA title than the Mavs. I caught A LOT of shit. Then the Mavs made the Finals (in which they had zero chance of winning), and I caught A LOT MORE shit. Feel free to apologize Mavs fans. I'm big on forgiveness.
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm sorry you don't understand the meaning of the word close.
55-0 was the combined score of the early games on my TV.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
55-0 was the combined score of the early games on my TV.
Looking like Peacemaker's Dad
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Looking like Peacemaker's Dad
No state has this any more.
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
No state has this any more.
If you have a T-shirt that mentions your sarcasm you're not as sarcastic as you believe you are.
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you have a T-shirt that mentions your sarcasm you're not as sarcastic as you believe you are.