Uncle Baby Boyd
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Now I am talking about your 50,000 watt intensive care unit, babies! So just sit right down, relax, open your ears real wide and say, "Give it to me straight, Doctor. I can take it."
I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOOGER!
Chalupas and Batmen.
I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOOGER!
Chalupas and Batmen.
Here's the difference between the 49ers and cowboys this year.
On offense, we see that SF is better at converting on 3rd, but Dallas avoids getting to 3rd better.
Dallas scores more points every time they touch the ball.
On offense, we see that SF is better at converting on 3rd, but Dallas avoids getting to 3rd better.
Dallas scores more points every time they touch the ball.
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Here's the difference between the 49ers and cowboys this year.
On offense, we see that SF is better at converting on 3rd, but Dallas avoids getting to 3rd better.
Dallas scores more points every time they touch the ball.
On offense, we see that SF is better at converting on 3rd, but Dallas avoids getting to 3rd better.
Dallas scores more points every time they touch the ball.
I just realized that Schotty already hired his defensive coordinator.
Jerry pushed him to hire Eberflus. So he hired his guy to run teams.
Nick Sorenson is going to be the DC next year.
Jerry pushed him to hire Eberflus. So he hired his guy to run teams.
Nick Sorenson is going to be the DC next year.
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I just realized that Schotty already hired his defensive coordinator.
Jerry pushed him to hire Eberflus. So he hired his guy to run teams.
Nick Sorenson is going to be the DC next year.
Jerry pushed him to hire Eberflus. So he hired his guy to run teams.
Nick Sorenson is going to be the DC next year.
As someone with deep rooted hate against most of the NFC we need to really hope for Seattle to get the 1 seed. Other teams are begging for the pseudo home game against the rams.
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
As someone with deep rooted hate against most of the NFC we need to really hope for Seattle to get the 1 seed. Other teams are begging for the pseudo home game against the rams.
Alright, coaches, you got a start reducing your buyout so the team's can fire you without pointing out the blonde you're dicking down.
NEWS: Ohio has fired head coach Brian Smith for cause for engaging "in serious professional misconduct and participating in activities that reflect unfavorably on the University."
He was placed on leave on Dec. 1. Details have remained sparse.
He was placed on leave on Dec. 1. Details have remained sparse.
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Alright, coaches, you got a start reducing your buyout so the team's can fire you without pointing out the blonde you're dicking down.
I trust people less who want to tell me that The Rehearsal is good TV
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I trust people less who want to tell me that The Rehearsal is good TV
You don't hear about Eric Bieniemy any more
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You don't hear about Eric Bieniemy any more
I just saw the names for the Giants jobs that Dianna Russini heard and..
Yes! Let Joe Schoen stay forever!
Yes! Let Joe Schoen stay forever!
December 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I just saw the names for the Giants jobs that Dianna Russini heard and..
Yes! Let Joe Schoen stay forever!
Yes! Let Joe Schoen stay forever!
Idiot MLB needs to learn what possessive means.
It's THEIR home opener.
It's THEIR home opener.
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Idiot MLB needs to learn what possessive means.
It's THEIR home opener.
It's THEIR home opener.
Just remembered that the Rangers open with the Phillies at home this year.
Adolis better have to wait for the cheers to die down before he steps in to hit
Adolis better have to wait for the cheers to die down before he steps in to hit
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Just remembered that the Rangers open with the Phillies at home this year.
Adolis better have to wait for the cheers to die down before he steps in to hit
Adolis better have to wait for the cheers to die down before he steps in to hit
Saw them live a month ago.
I was surprised to learn that La Grange is their show closer.
I was also reminded how many hits they had. Not one song wasn't a pair of slippers.
I think under pressure is probably my favorite?
I was surprised to learn that La Grange is their show closer.
I was also reminded how many hits they had. Not one song wasn't a pair of slippers.
I think under pressure is probably my favorite?
Happy Birthday, Billy Gibbons! 🎶
What's one of your favorite ZZ Top songs? 🎶
In 1969, Gibbons formed ZZ Top with bassist/vocalist Dusty Hill and drummer Frank "Rube" Beard. They released their 1st album, ZZ Top's First Album, in 1971. Born in Houston, Texas, William Gibbons began 👇
What's one of your favorite ZZ Top songs? 🎶
In 1969, Gibbons formed ZZ Top with bassist/vocalist Dusty Hill and drummer Frank "Rube" Beard. They released their 1st album, ZZ Top's First Album, in 1971. Born in Houston, Texas, William Gibbons began 👇
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Saw them live a month ago.
I was surprised to learn that La Grange is their show closer.
I was also reminded how many hits they had. Not one song wasn't a pair of slippers.
I think under pressure is probably my favorite?
I was surprised to learn that La Grange is their show closer.
I was also reminded how many hits they had. Not one song wasn't a pair of slippers.
I think under pressure is probably my favorite?
Reposted by Uncle Baby Boyd
He put his hand on Brissett's hip.
Jonathan Gannon: We are at a dip right now, but I believe in our team.
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Jonathan Gannon: We are at a dip right now, but I believe in our team
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December 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
He put his hand on Brissett's hip.
If we look at Defensive Success Rate for teams with DCs who weren't in the organization last year, starting at the worst:
32. Cincy
31. San Fran(!)
30. Dallas
24. Atlanta
22. Chicago
21. New England
19. Indy
13. Jets
12. Saints
8. Jax
6 of the 12 worst are all with new, external DCs.
32. Cincy
31. San Fran(!)
30. Dallas
24. Atlanta
22. Chicago
21. New England
19. Indy
13. Jets
12. Saints
8. Jax
6 of the 12 worst are all with new, external DCs.
I'm undecided about the DC.
I think the results and scheme have both been let downs even with the issues.
I also think that continuity has a benefit. But that benefit gets you like 5 places Max in the ratings. Is that enough?
I think the results and scheme have both been let downs even with the issues.
I also think that continuity has a benefit. But that benefit gets you like 5 places Max in the ratings. Is that enough?
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If we look at Defensive Success Rate for teams with DCs who weren't in the organization last year, starting at the worst:
32. Cincy
31. San Fran(!)
30. Dallas
24. Atlanta
22. Chicago
21. New England
19. Indy
13. Jets
12. Saints
8. Jax
6 of the 12 worst are all with new, external DCs.
32. Cincy
31. San Fran(!)
30. Dallas
24. Atlanta
22. Chicago
21. New England
19. Indy
13. Jets
12. Saints
8. Jax
6 of the 12 worst are all with new, external DCs.
I'm undecided about the DC.
I think the results and scheme have both been let downs even with the issues.
I also think that continuity has a benefit. But that benefit gets you like 5 places Max in the ratings. Is that enough?
I think the results and scheme have both been let downs even with the issues.
I also think that continuity has a benefit. But that benefit gets you like 5 places Max in the ratings. Is that enough?
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm undecided about the DC.
I think the results and scheme have both been let downs even with the issues.
I also think that continuity has a benefit. But that benefit gets you like 5 places Max in the ratings. Is that enough?
I think the results and scheme have both been let downs even with the issues.
I also think that continuity has a benefit. But that benefit gets you like 5 places Max in the ratings. Is that enough?
Near the end of the first half they were down 3. Scored on 3 straight possessions, and then gave the lead right back.
Field goals killed them. Made and missed.
Field goals killed them. Made and missed.
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Near the end of the first half they were down 3. Scored on 3 straight possessions, and then gave the lead right back.
Field goals killed them. Made and missed.
Field goals killed them. Made and missed.
Maybe if Washington goes 0-3 we can get DQ back
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Maybe if Washington goes 0-3 we can get DQ back
Well fuck this
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Well fuck this
Charlie Kirk killed Rob Reiner? The internet is confusing.
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Charlie Kirk killed Rob Reiner? The internet is confusing.
FGs fucking it up.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
FGs fucking it up.
Saw this drive start with Murray and liafau at LB and said they were giving up a TD.
December 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Saw this drive start with Murray and liafau at LB and said they were giving up a TD.
They're running all this orbit motion and end around and stuff to try and make them think twice about all the blitzes
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
They're running all this orbit motion and end around and stuff to try and make them think twice about all the blitzes
Y'all upset that John Cena quit wrestling... I'm just upset he's stuck in Shadow Prison in Peacemaker and we're not getting S3
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Y'all upset that John Cena quit wrestling... I'm just upset he's stuck in Shadow Prison in Peacemaker and we're not getting S3
Carson can't stop fucking up tonight
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Carson can't stop fucking up tonight
Micah Parsons...... suicide on the team.....so many things
December 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Micah Parsons...... suicide on the team.....so many things
"leave that gaping hole in behind"
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"leave that gaping hole in behind"