Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄
@jawabreaker.bsky.social
Proud Stepfather, Husband, and Jaguars/Kraken fan.
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🎵This is not a song
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
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Them: oh hey. You guys are back early.
Me: Jordan Hare’s haunted
Them: what?
Me:*loading a pistol and getting back in the truck* Jordan Hare’s haunted.
Me: Jordan Hare’s haunted
Them: what?
Me:*loading a pistol and getting back in the truck* Jordan Hare’s haunted.
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Them: oh hey. You guys are back early.
Me: Jordan Hare’s haunted
Them: what?
Me:*loading a pistol and getting back in the truck* Jordan Hare’s haunted.
Me: Jordan Hare’s haunted
Them: what?
Me:*loading a pistol and getting back in the truck* Jordan Hare’s haunted.
Don't like this at all. Not one bit.
The #Jaguars have updated DT Arik Armstead’s game status to Questionable for Sunday due to his hand injury
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Don't like this at all. Not one bit.
Honestly, I thought the count would be higher. Small margin between the #1 and #3 swears, though, so at least I'm spreading the love.
@jawabreaker.bsky.social has swears! They've used 229 profanities in their last 5,036 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (29 times)
🥈 "shit" (26 times)
🥉 "ass" (22 times)
🥇 "fuck" (29 times)
🥈 "shit" (26 times)
🥉 "ass" (22 times)
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Honestly, I thought the count would be higher. Small margin between the #1 and #3 swears, though, so at least I'm spreading the love.
@profanity.accountant alright, let's see what's up.
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@profanity.accountant alright, let's see what's up.
This is a killer bundle for $17
Tomb Raider I-III Remastered Starring Lara Croft (Steam) w/ 6 more games/collections is $17 on GMG Masterful Remasters Bundle buff.ly/5vkxnhW #ad
also available in $13 tier
also available in $13 tier
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is a killer bundle for $17
FUCK. THE. TI. TANS.
👏👏 👏👏👏
👏👏 👏👏👏
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
FUCK. THE. TI. TANS.
👏👏 👏👏👏
👏👏 👏👏👏
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I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
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“TWELVE MEN ON THE FIELD GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!”
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“TWELVE MEN ON THE FIELD GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!”
It's never been about the drugs. Shit, Don knows Jr would be freaking out if it actually *were*, and his supply ran out.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It's never been about the drugs. Shit, Don knows Jr would be freaking out if it actually *were*, and his supply ran out.
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I try to avoid binary thinking, but...
There are only two types of people in the world.
"I had to suffer, so should they."
Or "I had to suffer, and I will work to help others so they don't have to."
There are only two types of people in the world.
"I had to suffer, so should they."
Or "I had to suffer, and I will work to help others so they don't have to."
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I try to avoid binary thinking, but...
There are only two types of people in the world.
"I had to suffer, so should they."
Or "I had to suffer, and I will work to help others so they don't have to."
There are only two types of people in the world.
"I had to suffer, so should they."
Or "I had to suffer, and I will work to help others so they don't have to."
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As a recent Jaguars Agnostic convert, I don't know if they will play well this weekend. The only thing I know for certain is Fuck the Titans.
For the remainder of 2025, I am JaguarsAgnostic. I simply don't know.
I don't know if Trevor is the guy.
I don't know if the defense is any good.
I don't know if we need CB help or not.
I don't know if the O-line is playing well.
They have shown me yes & no for all questions.
I just don't know.
I don't know if Trevor is the guy.
I don't know if the defense is any good.
I don't know if we need CB help or not.
I don't know if the O-line is playing well.
They have shown me yes & no for all questions.
I just don't know.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
As a recent Jaguars Agnostic convert, I don't know if they will play well this weekend. The only thing I know for certain is Fuck the Titans.
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(Jameis Winston appears in a poof of smoke) "Oh, my sweet summer child ..."
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
(Jameis Winston appears in a poof of smoke) "Oh, my sweet summer child ..."
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Dear press:
Maybe when Trump insults a colleague ya, I don’t know, speak up?
Thanks
Maybe when Trump insults a colleague ya, I don’t know, speak up?
Thanks
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Dear press:
Maybe when Trump insults a colleague ya, I don’t know, speak up?
Thanks
Maybe when Trump insults a colleague ya, I don’t know, speak up?
Thanks
My final on-call of the year is now complete. It's been a long week, but it's over!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My final on-call of the year is now complete. It's been a long week, but it's over!!
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I remember when Brian Kelly got the LSU job and started using a hackneyed southern accent and LSU folks told me no, that's how Kelly - born and raised in Massachusetts - has always talked. A top-10 gaslighting campaign!
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I remember when Brian Kelly got the LSU job and started using a hackneyed southern accent and LSU folks told me no, that's how Kelly - born and raised in Massachusetts - has always talked. A top-10 gaslighting campaign!
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I cannot accept the compliments on the bird until it's at least 48 hours post-turkey and nobody has gotten food poisoning. #birdsaregross
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I cannot accept the compliments on the bird until it's at least 48 hours post-turkey and nobody has gotten food poisoning. #birdsaregross
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Free Turkey via Trash Can.
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Free Turkey via Trash Can.
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Free Turkey via Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Free Turkey via Wall.
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Nintendo Switch 2 console is about $360 when grabbing this gift card deal from Sam's Club (redeem gift cards then purchase on My Nintendo Store)
$100 Nintendo eShop Gift Card Codes (5 x $20) is $79.98 at Sam's Club (limit 5 - now open to Club membership) buff.ly/QRnsLCw
$25 Membership buff.ly/ANat07k #ad
eShop balance works on My Nintendo Store (hardware, consoles, physical games, etc.) and Nintendo Switch Game Vouchers (up until Jan 30)
$25 Membership buff.ly/ANat07k #ad
eShop balance works on My Nintendo Store (hardware, consoles, physical games, etc.) and Nintendo Switch Game Vouchers (up until Jan 30)
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Nintendo Switch 2 console is about $360 when grabbing this gift card deal from Sam's Club (redeem gift cards then purchase on My Nintendo Store)
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Today I'm thankful for Fuck the Titans!
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Today I'm thankful for Fuck the Titans!
Iconic
The actor behind the iconic announcer in NBA Jam says he was paid "like $800" for the job. https://bit.ly/48lnwzM
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Iconic
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Eating lunch at European St then off to pick up Zeus from the vet!
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Eating lunch at European St then off to pick up Zeus from the vet!