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YooperJaguar
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I have a natural inclination to yell at referees. My favorite team is the Jaguars, and my least favorite team is the Jaguars. Permanently concerned about the O-line. Hope dies in the hands of believers.
Pinned
This week is Schrodinger's Jaguars. They are good and terrible. We're going to dominate and also suck terribly. We are going to the playoffs and getting the #1 pick.
As the dawn broke across the frozen sky, the icy landscape was revealed outside my window. The fresh snow glittered in the morning light. The stillness across the land was deep and wrapped around the sleepy little town. It's a great day to Fuck the Titans.
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Fuck the Titans
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As a recent Jaguars Agnostic convert, I don't know if they will play well this weekend. The only thing I know for certain is Fuck the Titans.
For the remainder of 2025, I am JaguarsAgnostic. I simply don't know.

I don't know if Trevor is the guy.
I don't know if the defense is any good.
I don't know if we need CB help or not.
I don't know if the O-line is playing well.

They have shown me yes & no for all questions.

I just don't know.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I put the snow tires on the car today. Thankful to have a nice, dry garage to do it in.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Black Sabbath - original lineup
Pantera - original lineup
Slayer - original lineup
System of a Down
Tool

HM - Jimmy Buffett
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Seal
George Clinton
Nine Inch Nails
Gaelic Storm
Too Many Zooz
Heart
Bryan Adams
Def Leppard
AC/DC
No Doubt
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Went non-traditional this year and made a chateubriand. It came out to be the most delicious thing I've ever had. I don't need you to rate my plate, it's 10/10.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Final judgement: They're all good dogs ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Best in show is Belgian sheepdog.

A dark horse! What a surprise!
Mini vs giant schnauser is a fascinating matchup for Best in Show
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Mini vs giant schnauser is a fascinating matchup for Best in Show
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Winner
Mini schnauser is a strong entry
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
TERRIERS BABY
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Shih Zhu took it, deservedly.
Toy group is my least favorite
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Toy group is my least favorite
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Winner
Giant Schnauzer is strong candidate for my wire-haired
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
WORKING DOGS

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Neal fucking won non-sporting group. An absolute unit.
Naming a Bichon Frise "Neal" is fantastic work.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Naming a Bichon Frise "Neal" is fantastic work.
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
English Setter took sporting and can't blame them. Gorgeous dog.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
English Sheepdog got 2nd and got robbed.

Announcer: If you dig thru all that hair and only find one eye, you're at the wrong end of the dog.
Herding group is elite. Gimme mini American shepherd
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is how it's gonna go for the next 2 hours:

Announcer: Heres the (insert breed here)

Me: I WANNA PET HIMMMMMMMMMM
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Herding group is elite. Gimme mini American shepherd
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
DOG SHOW
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Gales of November have arrived on schedule
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you're ever feeling lonely, start a small business.

Then you'll have a little company.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by YooperJaguar
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM