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Primary school teacher. Ex-crown green (Rams Head, Disley), now flat/lawn bowls for @rhiwbinabowls.bsky.social. 2026 Captain. 2025 South Glamorgan County Senior Singles runner-up & Bowls Wales national semi-finalist. Size 3.5 Drakes Pride Pro50 💪
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Want a laugh today? Click this hashtag:

#ShitBirdPhotos

With apologies for the first word, of course 😉
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With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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It would be far less time-consuming to count down the number of times he accidentally told the truth. shorturl.at/j6eU3
CNN’s Daniel Dale Counts Down Donald Trump’s ‘Top 25 Lies of 2025’
CNN fact-checker Daniel Dale recounted 25 of Donald Trump's "top lies of 2025," although the journalist confessed it was hard to choose "only 25."
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December 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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What was Jesus in for? 👀
December 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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This is literally what the Telegraph campaigned for.
December 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Lush's soap most of the money from which goes to funding Medical Services for Palestinians in Gaza.

Let everybody know.
December 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Top tier joke
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Enid Blyton has gone a bit dark.
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Next time you’re applying for a job, any job, be sure to mention you were able to pick out a giraffe during a regular dementia test.

Let’s see how it plays out.
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Jo Cox was murdered before the vote by a far-right terrorist & this is the language this complete disgrace chooses to use
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Oh
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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'On “X”, Doyle followed Elon Musk, Nigel Farage, Andrew Tate, and a random small time, seemingly right wing commentor, as well as several cryptocurrency accounts. He only followed 11 accounts, half of which were far right.'
@penhemingway.bsky.social @northwestbylines.co.uk
The Liverpool Victory Parade – Paul Doyle sentenced
The day 'family man' and 'ex Royal Marine' Paul Doyle lost it during the Liverpool Victory Parade will stay with us forever
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December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Incredibly brave man.

Next time a maniac commits some atrocity, remember that for every Islamic terrorist there are millions of peaceful Muslims just living a peaceful life.

Or, like this wonderful guy, risking everything to save strangers of a different religion.
7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters

His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed

A 43 year old married father of two

He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland

No experience with guns

He was walking past

He has two bullets in his arm
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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If you’re in the UK and were born between 1970-1990 you can just go to your GP and get revaccinated for MMR because you may have had single vaccines, which are no longer considered valid. I went & did it this summer. Easy way to help protect yourself & your community.
If you are worried this is too big an executive function barrier you can go to a pharmacy and they will probably just jab you. That is what I did.

I'm not saying it's necessarily the right way to do this, that is just how much I am not fucking around with the measles
Go to your doctor and get your measles titers checked to make sure you are still immune and if not get re-vaccinated. It’s more and more likely all of us are going to eventually come in contact with it.
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.

Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Rather than apologising for his antisemitism, Farage demands the BBC apologise for the antisemitism of Alf Garnett, a fictional character created to satirise antisemitism, who was portrayed by a Jewish man.
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Aw heck… just been “Whamageddoned” by Sara Cox on BBCR2 🤬

Me and several million others, no doubt 🙄
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don’t normally big-up products on here but have been lucky-enough to get one of these recently.

Valves!! It has valves in the pre-amp section. Sound quality is amazing 😊

Christmas is coming and if you’re looking to treat yourself…

www.richersounds.com/taga-harmony...
TAGA Harmony HTR-1000CD v.3 (Black)
Shop for TAGA Harmony HTR-1000CD v.3 (Black) Mini System with Richer Sounds for expert advice and Lowest Prices Guaranteed.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Lying in politics is wrong and should never be rewarded, says newspaper which pays Boris Johnson £1 million a year to be its star columnist
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Stephen Miller is of Ashkenazi Jewish descent. His great-grandparents inhabited the Pale of Settlement (western Russia where Jews were allowed to live) and escaped Russian pogroms and the Holocaust. All the same racist, xenophobic, ignorant things he is saying were said about his own family.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Populist Right: 'We're not racist, we just want immigrants to integrate & contribute.'
Immigrant gains BA, MA, works for charities, marries a 'Brit', becomes Brexit-supporting, lockdown-sceptic Tory MP, then Deputy Speaker of HoC.
Populist Right: 'People born abroad shouldn't be allowed to do this.'
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM