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I watch too many horror movies.
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The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Oh cool. Facism won. Cool cool cool.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Oh cool. Facism won. Cool cool cool.
Holy fuck what an inning
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Holy fuck what an inning
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
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Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
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Werner Herzog should do professional wrestling color commentary
October 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Werner Herzog should do professional wrestling color commentary
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BREAKING: donald trump has died by quicksand. it got all in his hair and everything
October 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
BREAKING: donald trump has died by quicksand. it got all in his hair and everything
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it’s really good when “technology of the future” treats you leaving as if you were leaving a cult
October 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
it’s really good when “technology of the future” treats you leaving as if you were leaving a cult
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I am just so fucking proud of her.
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I am just so fucking proud of her.
"An ecalator can never break -- it can only become stairs. You should never see 'escaltor temporarily out of order' just 'escaltor temporarily stairs.'"
- Mitch Hedberg
- Mitch Hedberg
September 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"An ecalator can never break -- it can only become stairs. You should never see 'escaltor temporarily out of order' just 'escaltor temporarily stairs.'"
- Mitch Hedberg
- Mitch Hedberg
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REPUBLICANS: “Jimmy Kimmel was not a free speech issue. It was a private decision.”
TRUMP: “I TOLD THEM TO CANCEL THAT SHOW! NOW I’M GONNA TAKE ALL THE FREE SPEECH ABC HAS! NO MORE SAYING WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ME”
REPUBLICANS: “It is ridiculous to imply we are the party of censorship.”
TRUMP: “I TOLD THEM TO CANCEL THAT SHOW! NOW I’M GONNA TAKE ALL THE FREE SPEECH ABC HAS! NO MORE SAYING WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ME”
REPUBLICANS: “It is ridiculous to imply we are the party of censorship.”
September 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
REPUBLICANS: “Jimmy Kimmel was not a free speech issue. It was a private decision.”
TRUMP: “I TOLD THEM TO CANCEL THAT SHOW! NOW I’M GONNA TAKE ALL THE FREE SPEECH ABC HAS! NO MORE SAYING WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ME”
REPUBLICANS: “It is ridiculous to imply we are the party of censorship.”
TRUMP: “I TOLD THEM TO CANCEL THAT SHOW! NOW I’M GONNA TAKE ALL THE FREE SPEECH ABC HAS! NO MORE SAYING WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ME”
REPUBLICANS: “It is ridiculous to imply we are the party of censorship.”
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WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
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37 years ago today
Bad Religion return with their third album, Suffer - their first full-length in five years and one of their best selling albums of all time.
#punk #punks #punkrock #suffer #badrelegion #history #punkrockhistory #otd
Bad Religion return with their third album, Suffer - their first full-length in five years and one of their best selling albums of all time.
#punk #punks #punkrock #suffer #badrelegion #history #punkrockhistory #otd
September 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
37 years ago today
Bad Religion return with their third album, Suffer - their first full-length in five years and one of their best selling albums of all time.
#punk #punks #punkrock #suffer #badrelegion #history #punkrockhistory #otd
Bad Religion return with their third album, Suffer - their first full-length in five years and one of their best selling albums of all time.
#punk #punks #punkrock #suffer #badrelegion #history #punkrockhistory #otd
Real end times feel out there lately
September 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Real end times feel out there lately
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Please, the U.S. Open asked us not to share any video of the president being booed heavily by an entire stadium, please respect their wishes, please
September 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Please, the U.S. Open asked us not to share any video of the president being booed heavily by an entire stadium, please respect their wishes, please
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Trump gets booed at the US Open today.
September 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Trump gets booed at the US Open today.
Doctor I trust more than RKF Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Doctor I trust more than RKF Jr.
Coffin Joe must be an exhausting hang; I would feel obliged to punch him in his mouth every time he cried "instinct!"
#thelastdrivein
#thelastdrivein
September 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Coffin Joe must be an exhausting hang; I would feel obliged to punch him in his mouth every time he cried "instinct!"
#thelastdrivein
#thelastdrivein
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It's so weird how LLMs know so much about things I don't know anything about, and yet make fundamental and basic errors about things I do know anything about. Oh well, I'm sure that's a coincidence.
August 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's so weird how LLMs know so much about things I don't know anything about, and yet make fundamental and basic errors about things I do know anything about. Oh well, I'm sure that's a coincidence.