Jake
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Pictures of my dog + talking about the Dawgs
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The Netflix and Amazon broadcasts are a great reminder that live sports is a deeply, deeply difficult type of TV that requires huge crews of profoundly skilled and experienced people who have worked together for a long time to look natural
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Netflix and Amazon broadcasts are a great reminder that live sports is a deeply, deeply difficult type of TV that requires huge crews of profoundly skilled and experienced people who have worked together for a long time to look natural
Just remembered in that Netflix show The Beast in Me the evil billionaire drives a Hyundai genesis
December 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just remembered in that Netflix show The Beast in Me the evil billionaire drives a Hyundai genesis
Does anyone else have a family member that thinks their own voice is way more appropriate than silence for even a moment?
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Does anyone else have a family member that thinks their own voice is way more appropriate than silence for even a moment?
I love all the ads for Kalshi and ChatGPT. Hadn’t heard of this stuff
December 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I love all the ads for Kalshi and ChatGPT. Hadn’t heard of this stuff
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I see Santa is trending, which can only mean one thing. RIP, brother 🙏 Thanks for all the crap.
December 24, 2023 at 9:13 PM
I see Santa is trending, which can only mean one thing. RIP, brother 🙏 Thanks for all the crap.
Can’t listen to the new Dan Carlin until my drive back to Atlanta, so I’m re-listening to the previous Mania of Subjugation to prepare
December 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Can’t listen to the new Dan Carlin until my drive back to Atlanta, so I’m re-listening to the previous Mania of Subjugation to prepare
My dad’s neighbor dropped of gingerbread mini muffins with cream cheese icing and I might eat every single one
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My dad’s neighbor dropped of gingerbread mini muffins with cream cheese icing and I might eat every single one
Me and my non-maga but republican dad have had multiple anti-trump conversations in the past 2 days, the best one ending in him saying “what an embarrassing dumb ass”
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Me and my non-maga but republican dad have had multiple anti-trump conversations in the past 2 days, the best one ending in him saying “what an embarrassing dumb ass”
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I am not alone, whenever I do this I can feel you all doing it with me.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I am not alone, whenever I do this I can feel you all doing it with me.
The only pint glass at my dad’s house is from a conference that happened 12 years ago
December 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The only pint glass at my dad’s house is from a conference that happened 12 years ago
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[borat voice] bari weiss
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
[borat voice] bari weiss
OH SHIT. OH SHIT.
December 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
OH SHIT. OH SHIT.
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[pretending I understand what y'all are complaining about here] Wow this looks uh terrible in some way. Eww I guess
The first trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey is here 👀
In theaters July 17, 2026
In theaters July 17, 2026
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
[pretending I understand what y'all are complaining about here] Wow this looks uh terrible in some way. Eww I guess
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
When did they make Wilson Contreras play 1b?
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
When did they make Wilson Contreras play 1b?
He’s cuddling my leg. I can never move.
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He’s cuddling my leg. I can never move.
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everyone refusing to extend the benefit of the doubt to the extremely shady lions fan in the dk metcalf incident:
your instincts were correct
your instincts were correct
December 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
everyone refusing to extend the benefit of the doubt to the extremely shady lions fan in the dk metcalf incident:
your instincts were correct
your instincts were correct
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My hot take is that if DK Metcalf is taking a swing at a fan, they probably deserved it.
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My hot take is that if DK Metcalf is taking a swing at a fan, they probably deserved it.
Lazy Sunday with all my dawgs (and barves)
December 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Lazy Sunday with all my dawgs (and barves)