🏳️⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
Melissa / Jansjo | she/her girl | Seattle | 🏳️⚧️ | Single 👉🏻👈🏻
@Transjobakken on the bird website
jansjo.website on the websites website
@Transjobakken on the bird website
jansjo.website on the websites website
Pinned
im trying to form the worst transfem hip-hop group in the pacific northwest who wants in?
seeking: 1-4 trans women in the Seattle area who cannot fucking rap
LETS GOOOOO
That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
LETS GOOOOO
i cant wait for Jimmy And The Bone Temple 2: A 28 Years Later Story
January 20, 2026 at 8:05 AM
i cant wait for Jimmy And The Bone Temple 2: A 28 Years Later Story
as someone who's always wanted to join a cult, The Bone Temple was a great movie for me
the final 2 minutes of 28 years later are absolutely fucking insane. th e fucking swedish ninja turtles
January 20, 2026 at 7:50 AM
as someone who's always wanted to join a cult, The Bone Temple was a great movie for me
what if I built a mini-golf course in the back yard
January 19, 2026 at 7:26 AM
what if I built a mini-golf course in the back yard
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can i *looking down at my pre-prepared index cards* eat strawberries off your taint?
January 18, 2026 at 6:05 AM
can i *looking down at my pre-prepared index cards* eat strawberries off your taint?
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just because you came into a dog bowl and i lapped it up that one time does not mean i’m a puppygirl
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
just because you came into a dog bowl and i lapped it up that one time does not mean i’m a puppygirl
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columbo is cool and all i agree but let’s not give an employee of the lapd too much credit now
January 17, 2026 at 3:54 PM
columbo is cool and all i agree but let’s not give an employee of the lapd too much credit now
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the only good cop is a dead cop which is why peter falk took one for the team which is why it’s ok to like columbo which in a way makes him sort of like jesus but better
January 17, 2026 at 4:04 AM
the only good cop is a dead cop which is why peter falk took one for the team which is why it’s ok to like columbo which in a way makes him sort of like jesus but better
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Mutual aid request!
Please help a disabled trans couple survive!💗
We are close to covering the past due bills!
January needs:
$401 - overdue from Dec
$148 - car insurance
$56 - prescriptions
$86 - cats
$128 - phone
$260/819$💸
Venmo.com/u/KaideeKat
Cash.me/KaideeKat
Paypal.me/KaideeKat
Please help a disabled trans couple survive!💗
We are close to covering the past due bills!
January needs:
$401 - overdue from Dec
$148 - car insurance
$56 - prescriptions
$86 - cats
$128 - phone
$260/819$💸
Venmo.com/u/KaideeKat
Cash.me/KaideeKat
Paypal.me/KaideeKat
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Mutual aid request!
Please help a disabled trans couple survive!💗
We are close to covering the past due bills!
January needs:
$401 - overdue from Dec
$148 - car insurance
$56 - prescriptions
$86 - cats
$128 - phone
$260/819$💸
Venmo.com/u/KaideeKat
Cash.me/KaideeKat
Paypal.me/KaideeKat
Please help a disabled trans couple survive!💗
We are close to covering the past due bills!
January needs:
$401 - overdue from Dec
$148 - car insurance
$56 - prescriptions
$86 - cats
$128 - phone
$260/819$💸
Venmo.com/u/KaideeKat
Cash.me/KaideeKat
Paypal.me/KaideeKat
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hey all! me and my gf met david liebe hart in glendale today. he's lost both his health insurance and his food stamps and could use some money. pp/venmo in replies. i'd appreciate if everyone could boost this!
January 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
hey all! me and my gf met david liebe hart in glendale today. he's lost both his health insurance and his food stamps and could use some money. pp/venmo in replies. i'd appreciate if everyone could boost this!
theres a voyager episode in season 7 where tom paris goes into janeway's office and asks if he can leave work to go join a pod race and Captain Janeway Certified Cool™️ Boss says "hell yeah" and let's everyone clock out early to watch the race
*just watched 11 episodes of star trek voyager voice* voyager truly is the coffee shop au of star trek
January 17, 2026 at 9:43 AM
theres a voyager episode in season 7 where tom paris goes into janeway's office and asks if he can leave work to go join a pod race and Captain Janeway Certified Cool™️ Boss says "hell yeah" and let's everyone clock out early to watch the race
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another benefit of using signal before you need it is though messages are encrypted they can still tell when someone started using it or if they're using it. having normalized usage before many people in a region join at the same time in theory makes harder to infer usage is part of a recent pattern
A thing that you can do right now to support your community is to download and install the SIGNAL messaging app and learn how to use it *before* ICE/CBP attacks your city.
signal.org
signal.org
Signal Messenger: Speak Freely
Say "hello" to a different messaging experience. An unexpected focus on privacy, combined with all of the features you expect.
signal.org
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
another benefit of using signal before you need it is though messages are encrypted they can still tell when someone started using it or if they're using it. having normalized usage before many people in a region join at the same time in theory makes harder to infer usage is part of a recent pattern
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The Star Trek Voyager Season 6 Holo-Gooners Trilogy:
S6E10 "Parasocial Missing Persons Holo-Goon Relapse (featuring Remember TNG?)"
S6E11 "The Gang Teach Janeway To Holo-Goon"
S6E17 "The Goon Cave Strikes Back"
S6E10 "Parasocial Missing Persons Holo-Goon Relapse (featuring Remember TNG?)"
S6E11 "The Gang Teach Janeway To Holo-Goon"
S6E17 "The Goon Cave Strikes Back"
we got a borg 2-parter, a tragic medical horror, chakotay boxing disability horror, a b'ellana racism episode, the doctor singing, the doctor singing again, 7-of-9 pro-wrestles the rock, and something im calling "the holo-gooners trilogy"
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 AM
The Star Trek Voyager Season 6 Holo-Gooners Trilogy:
S6E10 "Parasocial Missing Persons Holo-Goon Relapse (featuring Remember TNG?)"
S6E11 "The Gang Teach Janeway To Holo-Goon"
S6E17 "The Goon Cave Strikes Back"
S6E10 "Parasocial Missing Persons Holo-Goon Relapse (featuring Remember TNG?)"
S6E11 "The Gang Teach Janeway To Holo-Goon"
S6E17 "The Goon Cave Strikes Back"
The Star Trek Voyager Season 6 Holo-Gooners Trilogy:
S6E10 "Parasocial Missing Persons Holo-Goon Relapse (featuring Remember TNG?)"
S6E11 "The Gang Teach Janeway To Holo-Goon"
S6E17 "The Goon Cave Strikes Back"
S6E10 "Parasocial Missing Persons Holo-Goon Relapse (featuring Remember TNG?)"
S6E11 "The Gang Teach Janeway To Holo-Goon"
S6E17 "The Goon Cave Strikes Back"
we got a borg 2-parter, a tragic medical horror, chakotay boxing disability horror, a b'ellana racism episode, the doctor singing, the doctor singing again, 7-of-9 pro-wrestles the rock, and something im calling "the holo-gooners trilogy"
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 AM
The Star Trek Voyager Season 6 Holo-Gooners Trilogy:
S6E10 "Parasocial Missing Persons Holo-Goon Relapse (featuring Remember TNG?)"
S6E11 "The Gang Teach Janeway To Holo-Goon"
S6E17 "The Goon Cave Strikes Back"
S6E10 "Parasocial Missing Persons Holo-Goon Relapse (featuring Remember TNG?)"
S6E11 "The Gang Teach Janeway To Holo-Goon"
S6E17 "The Goon Cave Strikes Back"
*just watched 11 episodes of star trek voyager voice* voyager truly is the coffee shop au of star trek
January 16, 2026 at 10:52 AM
*just watched 11 episodes of star trek voyager voice* voyager truly is the coffee shop au of star trek
what is strange temperatures
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
what is strange temperatures
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This seems like a maliciously put headline to make people feel a certain way.
Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.
Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.
Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia written by volunteers, is embracing artificial intelligence to mark its 25th anniversary.
Wikipedia unveils new AI licensing deals as it marks 25th birthday
Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia written by volunteers, is embracing artificial intelligence to mark its 25th anniversary.
bit.ly
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This seems like a maliciously put headline to make people feel a certain way.
Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.
Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.
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Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
clocking in at the racism factory (sitting down to watch 8 hours of Star Trek Voyager (and shaking my head the whole time so people online know I disapprove))
January 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
clocking in at the racism factory (sitting down to watch 8 hours of Star Trek Voyager (and shaking my head the whole time so people online know I disapprove))
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this and some problematic lesbionics would fix me
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
this and some problematic lesbionics would fix me
*me, staring at the pile of empty monster cans in my room*: "i miss having a pile of empty monster cans in my room😔
.....wait.......😁"
.....wait.......😁"
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
*me, staring at the pile of empty monster cans in my room*: "i miss having a pile of empty monster cans in my room😔
.....wait.......😁"
.....wait.......😁"
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i don't know about you guys but i personally want toxic age gaps and power dynamics in my yuri
January 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
i don't know about you guys but i personally want toxic age gaps and power dynamics in my yuri
ok that one sounded bad out of context
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
ok that one sounded bad out of context
someone is out here name searching Bombalurina from Cats (1998)
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
someone is out here name searching Bombalurina from Cats (1998)
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https://floppy.loop0.sh
a write-only message board hosted on a bootable floppy disk! once it's full it's full!
a write-only message board hosted on a bootable floppy disk! once it's full it's full!
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
https://floppy.loop0.sh
a write-only message board hosted on a bootable floppy disk! once it's full it's full!
a write-only message board hosted on a bootable floppy disk! once it's full it's full!