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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️

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Melissa / Jansjo | she/her girl | Seattle | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Single 👉🏻👈🏻 @Transjobakken on the bird website jansjo.website on the websites website

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · Apr 28

seeking: 1-4 trans women in the Seattle area who cannot fucking rap

🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · Apr 26

im trying to form the worst transfem hip-hop group in the pacific northwest who wants in?

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 12h

i don't hate u for being a downer froggher

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 12h

they should make an update to google maps where it feels pain every time i dont take the turn it said and it recalculates the route

🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 18h

it was just as fucked up in 1776 when the slave owners were writing that all men are created equal with the right to life and liberty in the declaration of independence

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 1d

ur a genius froggher

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 1d

yugioh shirt dark magician girl t shirt shirt ami yugioh dark magician girl t-shirt yugioh shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 1d

are alive?? are alive right??????

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 1d

theres a sunk cost phallus/fallacy pun in there somewhere and i just cant find it but if i give up now the last 20 minutes of trying will have been for nothing

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Bruka Jones @brukajones.com · 6d

There’s a free application, shutup10++, that lets you disable all the shitty windows stuff with a series of checkboxes.
It even tracks if windows rolls anything back between updates and lets you reverse the changes with a click.
I can personally recommend shutup10++ if you need to stick with windows

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 6d

This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...

Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it

Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.

www.theverge.com

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 3d

I think a lot of ppl are mad at the subconscious realization that it actually doesn’t matter how many millions peacefully protest- if nothing else is done nothing will change. Sorry if this offends- it feels like that’s the reaction you’re having. The reaction to not actually living in a democracy

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phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 4d

i talk a big game but i— well actually i guess technically i type a big game i’m not sure i could actually say this out loud

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 3d

despite all appearances this is NOT part of the current wave of ideation posting this is rational melissa saying this

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 3d

if I could die of going on computer I would do it

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 3d

i wish i really was terminally online so i would pass away

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 3d

turns out when you send this to your advisor over microsoft teams at 1am you unlock a special dialog scene with your emergency contact

🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 4d

ok but if i killmyself i dont have to go to class anymore

🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 4d

the depression/despair kicked in to the extreme yesterday ill try not to have a big breakdown and post "it doesn't get better we should all kill ourselves" a bunch this time

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 4d

Yuri 2

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phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 4d

i need you to invest in: froggher! the movie

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 4d

ok but if i killmyself i dont have to go to class anymore

🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 4d

the depression/despair kicked in to the extreme yesterday ill try not to have a big breakdown and post "it doesn't get better we should all kill ourselves" a bunch this time

🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 4d

theres over 1000 of those fuckers u must be attracted to at least one

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 4d

the depression/despair kicked in to the extreme yesterday ill try not to have a big breakdown and post "it doesn't get better we should all kill ourselves" a bunch this time

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · Dec 31

i am experiencing emotional distress and i have no coping methods

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · Oct 12

in real life I am distressed and mentally ill but in my mind palace I am looking at the boobs and cock of a beautiful woman on yhe internet

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 5d

her magical lesson ALLEGEDLY also taught her to stop cooking and eating the slaves but she's still shown eating body parts in the section 31 movie so i no longer count it as part of her """redemption""" """arc"""

movie.so

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 5d

right up until she learned a magical lesson that she has to be nice to the slave who brushes her hair (this does not include freeing the slaves) and then she left the show and all the rest of the characters went around the room talking about how much they loved that #girlboss nazi cannibal dictator

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 5d

they literally had a CANNIBAL NAZI DICTATOR as a member of the crew on Discovery and she was never repentant or apologetic for the fact that she was a nazi dictator who owned slaves and also she ate the slaves and the show treated her like a quirky #girlboss

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 5d

this is what i mean when I say modern star trek is pro-fascist and I worry people who havent been watching the new shows dont understand like its not subtle its not dogwhistles they just keep making scenarios where star trek characters get to turn to camera and say "fascism is pretty cool actually"

🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 5d

its the episode where space-hitler's granddaughter (the protagonist) goes back in time to stop an evil time traveler from killing baby space-hitler and you get to see that baby space-hitler is actually just a cute little kid and she gives him a hug and tells him "you're right where you need to be"

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